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POPE BENIDICT SUGGESTS TREYVON MARTIN FOR SAINTHOOD

 
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Pope Benedict on Wednesday day during his encyclical said prayers and offered a week of fasting for Treyvon Martin who was an African American honor student involved with the salvation army ministries and spent all his spare time at the local soup kitchen spoon feeding bums soup and sometimes having to use an enema tube for the hobos who had lost there previous set of choppers.

This tragic hate crime comes at a time when African Americans are being hunted down and exterminated according to The Reverend Jesse Jackson "worshipfull master of princehall Freemasonry of the 33°.

Pope Benedict also welcomed the attendees of the mass to come to the local mall where he would be signing bottles of his signature Cologne released last month called "La~Essence Z-Urine"

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rofl
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Pope Benedict on Wednesday day during his encyclical said prayers and offered a week of fasting for Treyvon Martin who was an African American honor student involved with the salvation army ministries and spent all his spare time at the local soup kitchen spoon feeding bums soup and sometimes having to use an enema tube for the hobos who had lost there previous set of choppers.

This tragic hate crime comes at a time when African Americans are being hunted down and exterminated according to The Reverend Jesse Jackson "worshipfull master of princehall Freemasonry of the 33°.

Pope Benedict also welcomed the attendees of the mass to come to the local mall where he would be signing bottles of his signature Cologne released last month called "La~Essence Z-Urine"

Written by Analoo Brekent
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 Quoting: POPE IS GOD 13714267


I was under the impression that in order to be eligible for sainthood, you need to have performed 3 miracles.

I do believe that the media has been bias with this whole story, but if what this story says is true, that Treyvon Martin was involved with the Salvation Army and did a lot of volunteer work then he certainly deserves recognition for his good deeds but from my understanding of what it takes to become a saint, it doesn't make him eligible for sainthood.

If simply doing volunteer work, good deeds and being an honor student makes you eligible for sainthood, then what about all the other people who have been murdered who did volunteer work and good deeds in their lives? Does that make them eligible for sainthood too?
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see, it;s all better !

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I bought the popes cologne.
It really does smell like a nursing home. yak
I guess he wont get home sick as long as he wearing it peepants
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Saint Skittlespope
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If simply doing volunteer work, good deeds and being an honor student makes you eligible for sainthood, then what about all the other people who have been murdered who did volunteer work and good deeds in their lives? Does that make them eligible for sainthood too?
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Dind't you read the story? It says the pope is going to do them next.

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I was under the impression that in order to be eligible for sainthood, you need to have performed 3 miracles.

I do believe that the media has been bias with this whole story, but if what this story says is true, that Treyvon Martin was involved with the Salvation Army and did a lot of volunteer work then he certainly deserves recognition for his good deeds but from my understanding of what it takes to become a saint, it doesn't make him eligible for sainthood.

If simply doing volunteer work, good deeds and being an honor student makes you eligible for sainthood, then what about all the other people who have been murdered who did volunteer work and good deeds in their lives? Does that make them eligible for sainthood too?
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The story is facetious. It's not true.
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Court Ordered Community Service
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But why not?! It would make as much sense as Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize...
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Pope Benedict on Wednesday day during his encyclical said prayers and offered a week of fasting for Treyvon Martin who was an African American honor student involved with the salvation army ministries and spent all his spare time at the local soup kitchen spoon feeding bums soup and sometimes having to use an enema tube for the hobos who had lost there previous set of choppers.

This tragic hate crime comes at a time when African Americans are being hunted down and exterminated according to The Reverend Jesse Jackson "worshipfull master of princehall Freemasonry of the 33°.

Pope Benedict also welcomed the attendees of the mass to come to the local mall where he would be signing bottles of his signature Cologne released last month called "La~Essence Z-Urine"

Written by Analoo Brekent
Edited by Rob Urfist
CUMN NEWS ONLINE
 Quoting: POPE IS GOD 13714267


I was under the impression that in order to be eligible for sainthood, you need to have performed 3 miracles.

I do believe that the media has been bias with this whole story, but if what this story says is true, that Treyvon Martin was involved with the Salvation Army and did a lot of volunteer work then he certainly deserves recognition for his good deeds but from my understanding of what it takes to become a saint, it doesn't make him eligible for sainthood.

If simply doing volunteer work, good deeds and being an honor student makes you eligible for sainthood, then what about all the other people who have been murdered who did volunteer work and good deeds in their lives? Does that make them eligible for sainthood too?
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Oh my.
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I rarely laugh reading stuff on GLP. I got a laugh out of this one.
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It's a shame these two aren't Catholic. They're definitely on the road to sainthood.



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I was under the impression that in order to be eligible for sainthood, you need to have performed 3 miracles.

I do believe that the media has been bias with this whole story, but if what this story says is true, that Treyvon Martin was involved with the Salvation Army and did a lot of volunteer work then he certainly deserves recognition for his good deeds but from my understanding of what it takes to become a saint, it doesn't make him eligible for sainthood.

If simply doing volunteer work, good deeds and being an honor student makes you eligible for sainthood, then what about all the other people who have been murdered who did volunteer work and good deeds in their lives? Does that make them eligible for sainthood too?
 Quoting: fatalcharm


The story is facetious. It's not true.
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Darn it. I was hoping that the rules had changed. I have done a fair bit of volunteer work and good deeds and although I haven't been murdered (yet...) I was hoping that maybe I would be eligible for sainthood one day.

I always fall for satire.
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Pope Benedict on Wednesday day during his encyclical said prayers and offered a week of fasting for Treyvon Martin who was an African American honor student involved with the salvation army ministries and spent all his spare time at the local soup kitchen spoon feeding bums soup and sometimes having to use an enema tube for the hobos who had lost there previous set of choppers.

This tragic hate crime comes at a time when African Americans are being hunted down and exterminated according to The Reverend Jesse Jackson "worshipfull master of princehall Freemasonry of the 33°.

Pope Benedict also welcomed the attendees of the mass to come to the local mall where he would be signing bottles of his signature Cologne released last month called "La~Essence Z-Urine"

Written by Analoo Brekent
Edited by Rob Urfist
CUMN NEWS ONLINE
 Quoting: POPE IS GOD 13714267


I was under the impression that in order to be eligible for sainthood, you need to have performed 3 miracles.

I do believe that the media has been bias with this whole story, but if what this story says is true, that Treyvon Martin was involved with the Salvation Army and did a lot of volunteer work then he certainly deserves recognition for his good deeds but from my understanding of what it takes to become a saint, it doesn't make him eligible for sainthood.

If simply doing volunteer work, good deeds and being an honor student makes you eligible for sainthood, then what about all the other people who have been murdered who did volunteer work and good deeds in their lives? Does that make them eligible for sainthood too?
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Oh my.
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Oh my indeed.ohno
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This Be is, Saint Trayvon ........."Bitch"!

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wouldn't he be third on the list after mayer bauer and adolph shicklegruber?
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rofl
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rofl X2
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dear Poe, don't you have some souls somewhere to save? I hear Rome is the world's capital for demonic possession. Oh ,that's right, you worship Lucifer anyway so it doesn't do any good,does it? You lying hypocritical pc of shit!
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Of my goodness,does this mean I can pray to trayvon for things now
Oh boy
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This does bring up an interesting point though, I'm not a Roman Catholic, so I don't know, but how do we go about canonizing Saint Zimmerman?
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you guys didn't read the rest of the story
did ya ????

the Pope is gonna re-write the Bible
and insert Treyvon instead of Jesus.

The Bible will no longer contain parables
but re-written with Rap rhymes.

and Treyvon will feed the 5 thousand
with 2 Pizzas and 5 Fried Chickens

and Treyvon turned the water into
Colt 45 Malt Liquor

and Mary Magdelana was his best hoe,
baby got back

and when Treyvon rode his @$$,
it had a whole different
interpretation
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you guys didn't read the rest of the story
did ya ????

the Pope is gonna re-write the Bible
and insert Treyvon instead of Jesus.

The Bible will no longer contain parables
but re-written with Rap rhymes.

and Treyvon will feed the 5 thousand
with 2 Pizzas and 5 Fried Chickens

and Treyvon turned the water into
Colt 45 Malt Liquor

and Mary Magdelana was his best hoe,
baby got back

and when Treyvon rode his @$$,
it had a whole different
interpretation
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13714224


1rof1
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fitting

a false church needs false saints
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Who the hell is treyvon martin
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dead
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Pope Benedict on Wednesday day during his encyclical said prayers and offered a week of fasting for Treyvon Martin who was an African American honor student involved with the salvation army ministries and spent all his spare time at the local soup kitchen spoon feeding bums soup and sometimes having to use an enema tube for the hobos who had lost there previous set of choppers.

This tragic hate crime comes at a time when African Americans are being hunted down and exterminated according to The Reverend Jesse Jackson "worshipfull master of princehall Freemasonry of the 33°.

Pope Benedict also welcomed the attendees of the mass to come to the local mall where he would be signing bottles of his signature Cologne released last month called "La~Essence Z-Urine"

Written by Analoo Brekent
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 Quoting: POPE IS GOD 13714267


That's fucking hysterical
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this thread is a crock of shit.......but i wouldnt be suprized if it actually happened ....especially now that UN offical is calling for reperations in the case....

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