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This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage

 
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04/04/2012 04:18 PM
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This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
I need to go down stairs and way across the parking lot in order to get to the Dumpster.
I had made it down the stairs when I heard a small voice offering to help me. "Do you need help?" he asked me. I looked down to the sweet face of a neighbor's kid. Little boy, I think he's four. This garbage bag weighed close to 20 lbs. I know that from cat litter, I am not making this up. He **insisted** on carrying it, even after I told him that I appreciated that he was being a gentleman, but that I had it. We ended up carrying it "together" and heaving it in on the count of three. He was thrilled. So was I.

His mother, drama queen extraordinaire, is raising an absolute sweetheart.
(Please note that in no way am I disabled.)

I just thought I'd share that. Maybe all is not lost.
BRIEF
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Did you give him a tip?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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04/04/2012 04:21 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
lol i hadnt even read the story. i just read the title.

i though you meant a dwarf or something, doesnt matter..
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04/04/2012 04:21 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Thank you for the uplifting anecdote. We need all of that we can get!
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04/04/2012 04:22 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Did you give him a tip?
 Quoting: BRIEF


I gave him a high five. :)
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04/04/2012 04:23 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Thank you for the uplifting anecdote. We need all of that we can get!
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and make sure you read the post before replying! i made that above comment without reading her post at all. when she said tiny little man, i thought of a short man, like a dwarf
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04/04/2012 04:24 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Did you give him a tip?
 Quoting: BRIEF


I gave him a high five. :)
 Quoting: C. 13662480


sorry about my reply. i hadnt read your post.
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04/04/2012 04:25 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
You were being set up.
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04/04/2012 04:25 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Thank you for the uplifting anecdote. We need all of that we can get!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 515220


You're welcome. It just made me happy. I had to share.
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04/04/2012 04:26 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
did you suck his tiny little dick?

*joking*
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this was my first thought when i read this thread title, did he as least jerk off the midget?/??LOLcruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12487778


same here. and then i read the post after i had replied. OOOPS!
BRIEF
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Did you give him a tip?
 Quoting: BRIEF


I gave him a high five. :)
 Quoting: C. 13662480


Cheap bastard.
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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04/04/2012 04:27 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
did you suck his tiny little dick?

*joking*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13811345


this was my first thought when i read this thread title, did he as least jerk off the midget?/??LOLcruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12487778


same here. and then i read the post after i had replied. OOOPS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13811345


lol EXACTLY LOLcruisecruisecruisecruisecruise
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04/04/2012 04:29 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
The apple does not fall far from the tree...
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04/04/2012 04:29 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Did you give him a tip?
 Quoting: BRIEF


I gave him a high five. :)
 Quoting: C. 13662480


Cheap bastard.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Speak for yourself.

;)
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04/04/2012 04:30 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
maybe it was a trick using the word 'man'. i will read posts from now on before replying.
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04/04/2012 04:32 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
lol
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04/04/2012 04:33 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
maybe it was a trick using the word 'man'. i will read posts from now on before replying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13811345


DUDE!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK THAT WAS A TRICK????????

THAT'S MY POINT!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, brother.
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04/04/2012 04:33 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
maybe it was a trick using the word 'man'. i will read posts from now on before replying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13811345


no way man! post with reckless abandon !!!

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04/04/2012 04:34 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
maybe it was a trick using the word 'man'. i will read posts from now on before replying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13811345


DUDE!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK THAT WAS A TRICK????????

THAT'S MY POINT!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, brother.
 Quoting: C. 13662480


i believe it was a trick....
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04/04/2012 04:36 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
lol
mighty morphin power ranger.
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04/04/2012 04:36 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
 Quoting: AdameHmaI


Thanks for the lame and irrelevant reply.

It reminded me of the old Speed Racer, though, so thanks for that, anyhow.
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04/04/2012 04:38 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
 Quoting: AdameHmaI


Thanks for the lame and irrelevant reply.

It reminded me of the old Speed Racer, though, so thanks for that, anyhow.
 Quoting: C. 13662480

lol
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
did you suck his tiny little dick?

*joking*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13811345


baby
another do
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04/04/2012 04:38 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Great story...it helps restore my jaded outlook on Humanity in general.

Someone once told me (and no, it wasn't my uncle):

"Do one thing nice for someone else EVERY DAY...but it doesn't count if you get caught."

If everyone participated, just imagine how cool that would be!
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
maybe it was a trick using the word 'man'. i will read posts from now on before replying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13811345


An Aussie with some remorse...perhaps there really is still hope for humanity.
BRIEF
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04/04/2012 04:40 PM

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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Did you give him a tip?
 Quoting: BRIEF


I gave him a high five. :)
 Quoting: C. 13662480


Cheap bastard.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Speak for yourself.

;)
 Quoting: C. 13662480


The neighbor girl sometimes helps me carry in the groceries and I tip her three bucks...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
Great story...it helps restore my jaded outlook on Humanity in general.

Someone once told me (and no, it wasn't my uncle):

"Do one thing nice for someone else EVERY DAY...but it doesn't count if you get caught."

If everyone participated, just imagine how cool that would be!
 Quoting: Ad Hominem

lol
picasso drunk moment.
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04/04/2012 04:41 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
was it an illuminaty blood ritual?
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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04/04/2012 04:42 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
was it an illuminaty blood ritual?
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft

enjoy.
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04/04/2012 04:54 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
With all due respect, could all you mental dwarfs not fuck up my point? I posted this for a reason, and it wasn't for you to mess it up.

I was making the point that a four-year-old can be more of a man than a man.

Thank you very much.
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04/04/2012 04:57 PM
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Re: This tiny little man helped me take out my garbage
His mother, drama queen extraordinaire, is raising an absolute sweetheart.
(Please note that in no way am I disabled.)

I just thought I'd share that. Maybe all is not lost.
 Quoting: C. 13662480

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