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Ex-alien anal-probed abductee explains why life is worth living

 
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Ex-alien anal-probed abductee explains why life is worth living
Sorry this is so long. But it seemed worth saying.

As I've written elsewhere, there was a time, in fact more than once, in which I faced similar circumstances.

I was a farmer in Iowa, we had a nice place about 230 acres, one night in the Spring about 8:00pm after dusk I was driving back from fixin some irrigation pipes to the north of my farm.

All of a sudden the truck stopped working, just dead on the road. Then a blinding light encompassed my truck. I do not remember anything until I awoke on a metallic table face down completely in the buff. Although no restraints were on my body I could not move, as though some unseen force was holding me.

Then the probe was inserted...that was the last thing I remember until I woke up in my truck in a forest 105 miles away from my farm.

I drove home and did not tell my wife or children the harrowing experience and the horrors that I experienced.

At that moment in time my life changed, I am a shell of a man, and I carry the burden of exclusive knowledge that:
1) Aliens do not know the difference between mouth and anus.
or
2) There are over-sexed homosexual raping creatures from planet x.

I have picked up my life and carried on, that dreadful night has long past, and each night I hug my wife and kids and thank the Almighty Karma I live on earth.

I am proof that you can survive and live a full life after abduction

All these difficulties don't have to last.

I am proof these memories don't have to last. I also am proof that life can change in an instant. But you have to be around to see it.
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04/04/2012 04:59 PM
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I had almost the exact same experience after walking into the wrong bar.
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04/04/2012 05:04 PM
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Since the 80's when Whitley Streiber reported that he was anal probed, the medical community has adopted a similar device, with an electric shock, to cause orgasm to collect sperm. The aliens were using it before humans invented it. What they use our sperm for, is not known. I presume they are continuing to manipulate our species as I believe they have for centuries. They may even have bred us from other primates as we do farm animals. Nothing is known for sure. A farmer feels no need to inform his farm animals as to what he is doing, so the aliens don't tell us much.
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Since the 80's when Whitley Streiber reported that he was anal probed, the medical community has adopted a similar device, with an electric shock, to cause orgasm to collect sperm. The aliens were using it before humans invented it. What they use our sperm for, is not known. I presume they are continuing to manipulate our species as I believe they have for centuries. They may even have bred us from other primates as we do farm animals. Nothing is known for sure. A farmer feels no need to inform his farm animals as to what he is doing, so the aliens don't tell us much.
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Believe it or not, you are misinterpreting your experience.

Most abductions are of a medical nature. You were being either fixed/healed or certain enzymes were being taken.

What you describe is typical and more distressing than abusive. The big question is why they let you remember?

This could be a very good thing that happened to you.
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06/16/2012 08:17 PM
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hi guys.i have had a few alien interactions in my time.but the last few years, about every 4 months i wake up with a god dam sore rectum!! i know exactly whats happened.a probe.i think they are extracting waste to study.it cant be done any other way.....[ while were alive]my visitors also stink.i ask them to back away and they do.they are quite possibly running this show and responsible for most of human activity.
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06/16/2012 08:25 PM
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Pretty sure they know the difference between mouth and anus.
I am not a anonymous coward.