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How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?

 
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How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Here I sit, trying to filing away my dry ass feet. I lotion them every night. Nothing seems to work. I come to you, GLP, for your advice for awesome looking feet. I work on my feet, and never used to have a problem. I use this artificial pumice, then I lotion my feet, put a sock over it. It ain't fixing it...

Is there a kitchen cure for getting the dry skin off?
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04/05/2012 12:14 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
try a can of coca cola......it seems to work for "dissolving" purposes...
<this is mostly in jest but you may want to try it...??>
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04/05/2012 12:15 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Coat them with saliva.
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
this is no joke.....i have urinated on my feet every time i shower since i was about 18 and at 32, my feet have nothing wrong with them.
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Drink olive oil...anything mechanical, including humans, needs to be well oiled...
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04/05/2012 12:19 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
amazing stuff....

[link to www.drugstore.com]
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04/05/2012 12:20 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
this is no joke.....i have urinated on my feet every time i shower since i was about 18 and at 32, my feet have nothing wrong with them.
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are you taking the piss?
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04/05/2012 12:22 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Drink olive oil...anything mechanical, including humans, needs to be well oiled...
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Good advice. But it must be extra virgin (cold pressed) olive oil.

I drink about a table spoon of evoo every day.
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04/05/2012 12:22 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Bathe your feet in your urine. Chinamen do it and the french copied. :-D
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Drink olive oil...anything mechanical, including humans, needs to be well oiled...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Good advice. But it must be extra virgin (cold pressed) olive oil.

I drink about a table spoon of evoo every day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11769536


Yes, first cold press and get the very best...I make sure to get salad dressings made with olive oil and I buy tuna in olive oil...drink it, bathe in it, use it to lube your electric shaver, it the best shit in the world...
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Invest in a Credo Planer, they are awesome!

[link to www.amazon.com]
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Heeltards!cruise
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04/05/2012 12:27 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
You get old you get dry crusty hooves....so is the cycle of life. 1dunno1
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Drink olive oil...anything mechanical, including humans, needs to be well oiled...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Good advice. But it must be extra virgin (cold pressed) olive oil.

I drink about a table spoon of evoo every day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11769536


Yes, first cold press and get the very best...I make sure to get salad dressings made with olive oil and I buy tuna in olive oil...drink it, bathe in it, use it to lube your electric shaver, it the best shit in the world...
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If you bathe in tuna oil the pussy cats will love you
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Invest in a Credo Planer, they are awesome!

[link to www.amazon.com]
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Um, if you have to shave your feet there may be an underlying issue...
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Here I sit, trying to filing away my dry ass feet. I lotion them every night. Nothing seems to work. I come to you, GLP, for your advice for awesome looking feet. I work on my feet, and never used to have a problem. I use this artificial pumice, then I lotion my feet, put a sock over it. It ain't fixing it...

Is there a kitchen cure for getting the dry skin off?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13844282


You probably have a foot fungus and you're never going to get them smooth until you get rid of that. Try some different OTC anti-fungals.
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
oil (avocado, almond, olive) + plastic bag on your feet and wait 30/40min, than wash them with an oil based soap.

do this for a couple of days.


or if you don't have the patience, you can put a lot of cocoa or wax butter, put a pair of socks and go to bed.

your feet will thx you for this treatment in a couple of days hf
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04/05/2012 12:31 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Drink olive oil...anything mechanical, including humans, needs to be well oiled...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Good advice. But it must be extra virgin (cold pressed) olive oil.

I drink about a table spoon of evoo every day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11769536


Yes, first cold press and get the very best...I make sure to get salad dressings made with olive oil and I buy tuna in olive oil...drink it, bathe in it, use it to lube your electric shaver, it the best shit in the world...
 Quoting: BRIEF


This, but don't drink it, soak your feet in it.
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Invest in a Credo Planer, they are awesome!

[link to www.amazon.com]
 Quoting: Spazz


Um, if you have to shave your feet there may be an underlying issue...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Most pedicures involve a tool like this or similar.
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
The dryness is athlete's feet.It causes dry skin and cracks.

Buy yourself some cheap white socks, and a jar of Vicks Vapor Rub. Wash your feet with Dial or Safe Guard soap. Rinse well and dry with paper towels. Do not use terry cloth towels.

Use a plastic spoon to scoop out a small amount of the Vicks. Gently apply it the bottom of your feet and don't forget the heels.

Put on the cotton socks and go to bed. You'll see a big difference in about two weeks. Try to do a Vicks treatment 3 times a week.

Vicks contains camphor, menthol, eucalyptus. All natural ingredients for fighting fungus and bacteria. It will also help your dry skin.

Good luck.
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Drink olive oil...anything mechanical, including humans, needs to be well oiled...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Good advice. But it must be extra virgin (cold pressed) olive oil.

I drink about a table spoon of evoo every day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11769536


Yes, first cold press and get the very best...I make sure to get salad dressings made with olive oil and I buy tuna in olive oil...drink it, bathe in it, use it to lube your electric shaver, it the best shit in the world...
 Quoting: BRIEF


This, but don't drink it, soak your feet in it.
 Quoting: danwa


Drink it too! It's great for you...
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Heterosexual pride!

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04/05/2012 12:33 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
this is no joke.....i have urinated on my feet every time i shower since i was about 18 and at 32, my feet have nothing wrong with them.
 Quoting: kfitz


are you taking the piss?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10879878


is that you gordon ramsey?
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Home remedies are fine, but who's got time to soak your feet in olive oil ect.

Go to the store and buy 'Cetaphil'. I personally guarantee yo that after just 2 days of application, you will literally shit your pants when you see AND feel the results.
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04/05/2012 12:34 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Home remedies are fine, but who's got time to soak your feet in olive oil ect.

Go to the store and buy 'Cetaphil'. I personally guarantee yo that after just 2 days of application, you will literally shit your pants when you see AND feel the results.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1306067


Sorry, Cetaphil is a LOTION, so just look in the lotion dept.
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04/05/2012 12:48 PM
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
this is no joke.....i have urinated on my feet every time i shower since i was about 18 and at 32, my feet have nothing wrong with them.
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wow just WOW
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
Bathe your feet in your urine. Chinamen do it and the french copied. :-D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13835891


I don't know about feet but that works great for my tomato plants.
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
this is no joke.....i have urinated on my feet every time i shower since i was about 18 and at 32, my feet have nothing wrong with them.
 Quoting: kfitz


wow just WOW
 Quoting: YaRight



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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
this is no joke.....i have urinated on my feet every time i shower since i was about 18 and at 32, my feet have nothing wrong with them.
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oooooook crazyjak
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
This stuff, shea butter with emu oil works very well. [link to www.ebay.com]

I use it, put on socks as you would not want to walk across the floor or rug with it on your feet. The stuff works wonders. And, lest you think otherwise, I do not sell it. I'm just a very satisfied user of the stuff.
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Re: How to naturally fix crusty dry feet/heels/bottom of feet?
oil (avocado, almond, olive) + plastic bag on your feet and wait 30/40min, than wash them with an oil based soap.

do this for a couple of days.


or if you don't have the patience, you can put a lot of cocoa or wax butter, put a pair of socks and go to bed.

your feet will thx you for this treatment in a couple of days hf
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As soon as you take the bags off your feet ….run as fast as you can to the stairs…its will fun!!!
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