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JESUS IS AN ASSHOLE. Period.

 
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no but seriously.. do you know him? biggest practical jokester ever.. its kind of ridiculous...and i thought i was funny.

talk about an asshole.

i mean.. other than compassion, mercy, love, and acceptance.. this dude is FUNNY as Sh*t!!!

imagine if you were the holy ghost... you got all the time in the world.. LITERALLY.. would you go around tormenting and judging people? or would you go around and try to have as much fun as possible... ok then.

think of the holy ghost as... that best friend who always goes out with you to those crazy parties.. and makes sure you get home safe.. while still having an awesome time himself.


Or that friend who sets you up on a date, and continuously checks in like 100 times during dinner (ANNOYING ASS), or like that friend who draws a penis on your head when you pass out from drinking too much, but still watches out for you as you vomit your guts out, and makes sure you get up on time for work the next day..

or that friend who gives you a big hug after being dumped by a girl, talks to you for an hour, but then gives you a wedgie right after.

or that friend who walks into your house with a 50 gram blunt of chronic, rolls it up, lights it, makes you smoke it all, and then tells you that your parents called and said they were showing up in 5 minutes.

ASSHOLE.


like i said. asshole. but the most loving adorable cute asshole ever.

get my point?

have some fun with the dude.

he just wants to have fun with you.


<3 jeebus


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dick.
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...and i thought i was funny.


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That's where it all went South.
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Anyone that doesn't love Moms, bacon, and dogs is clearly not human.
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04/06/2012 02:50 AM
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An ASSHOLE PERIOD! loflac!
TT YESHUA TT

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04/06/2012 02:51 AM
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Dammit I was going to come in here and be like HEY!!!!!


But OP your right......cheers



:red_heart:
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04/06/2012 02:52 AM
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dude... i think you will remember the post your wrote before you die... and will wish that whatever you wrote about him was never been written. God have mercy on your soul, still i think blasmephy is the only sin is not forgiven.
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dude... i think you will remember the post your wrote before you die... and will wish that whatever you wrote about him was never been written. God have mercy on your soul, still i think blasmephy is the only sin is not forgiven.
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peace

i am sorry you think so.

i love u!
TT YESHUA TT

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dude... i think you will remember the post your wrote before you die... and will wish that whatever you wrote about him was never been written. God have mercy on your soul, still i think blasmephy is the only sin is not forgiven.
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or maybe its the only sin 4given and all the Chrsitians are screwed pope

Last Edited by ALL SEEING i on 04/06/2012 02:54 AM
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...and i thought i was funny.


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That's where it all went South.
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touche bacon boy.

hf
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Why you so angry and mean OP?
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dude... i think you will remember the post your wrote before you die... and will wish that whatever you wrote about him was never been written. God have mercy on your soul, still i think blasmephy is the only sin is not forgiven.
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or maybe its the only sin 4given and all the Chrsitians are screwed pope
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you fool
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blwkss hi
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Why you so angry and mean OP?
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did u read my post?

....

lol..

sigh

hugs
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04/06/2012 02:57 AM
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You should watch what you say OP
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04/06/2012 02:58 AM
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Today is a day for celebration , as it is the day they killed that illegitimate bastard Jesus.
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You should watch what you say OP
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or what?

comments like that... its obvious what you are about.

no one who walks with love would ever make a comment like that....

threats are an illusion.
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Yes He did get screwed over by the cult worshiper so he was a big ass hole if that helps .

But we all are ass holes here on middle Earth .

Better than being a elite fucker . Because they will be ass holes forever .

Jesus followers will be assholes until they are saved then we will move on away from the fuckers.
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Today is a day for celebration , as it is the day they killed that illegitimate bastard Jesus.
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now thats mean.
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chuckle



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Thread: JESUS is the FALSE PROPHET and the ANTI-CHRIST.
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jesus christ dude...

wtf
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You should watch what you say OP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9322299


or what?

comments like that... its obvious what you are about.

no one who walks with love would ever make a comment like that....

threats are an illusion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13876574


clappa
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Today is a day for celebration , as it is the day they killed that illegitimate bastard Jesus.
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now thats mean.
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YOU STARTED IT .
TT YESHUA TT

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dude... i think you will remember the post your wrote before you die... and will wish that whatever you wrote about him was never been written. God have mercy on your soul, still i think blasmephy is the only sin is not forgiven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13879461


or maybe its the only sin 4given and all the Chrsitians are screwed pope
 Quoting: TT YESHUA TT

you fool
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It was just a joke but seriously

we all say thing we don't like from time to time


you guys are all about 4givness but


you forgot how I am


peace
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Christ is the Anti-Christ!
God is the Anti-God!
Truth is the Anti-Truth!
Stupid thread is the Anti-Stupid Thread!

LOL what a tard. Of is it anit-tard?!?
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You should watch what you say OP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9322299


or what?

comments like that... its obvious what you are about.

no one who walks with love would ever make a comment like that....

threats are an illusion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13876574


clappa
 Quoting: Regulus


What we do in life is real it can haunt a soul for eternity.
The illusion is man made time & built surroundings they are for temporary use.
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Obviously a thread composed by a 12 year old.
(or at least in mental ability)
I'd rather die on my feet than "live" on my knees.
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Obviously a thread composed by a 12 year old.
(or at least in mental ability)
 Quoting: canadian farmer


k was gonna take that as an insult

but now i get it.

thx.

*wink*
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Typing in "Textspeak" is a guaranteed ticket to hell.
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Anyone that doesn't love Moms, bacon, and dogs is clearly not human.
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4givness
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Typing in "Textspeak" is a guaranteed ticket to hell.

Last Edited by Evil_Twin on 04/06/2012 03:17 AM
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Anyone that doesn't love Moms, bacon, and dogs is clearly not human.

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