JESUS IS AN ASSHOLE. Period.

no but seriously.. do you know him? biggest practical jokester ever.. its kind of ridiculous...and i thought i was funny.

talk about an asshole.

i mean.. other than compassion, mercy, love, and acceptance.. this dude is FUNNY as Sh*t!!!

imagine if you were the holy ghost... you got all the time in the world.. LITERALLY.. would you go around tormenting and judging people? or would you go around and try to have as much fun as possible... ok then.

think of the holy ghost as... that best friend who always goes out with you to those crazy parties.. and makes sure you get home safe.. while still having an awesome time himself.


Or that friend who sets you up on a date, and continuously checks in like 100 times during dinner (ANNOYING ASS), or like that friend who draws a penis on your head when you pass out from drinking too much, but still watches out for you as you vomit your guts out, and makes sure you get up on time for work the next day..

or that friend who gives you a big hug after being dumped by a girl, talks to you for an hour, but then gives you a wedgie right after.

or that friend who walks into your house with a 50 gram blunt of chronic, rolls it up, lights it, makes you smoke it all, and then tells you that your parents called and said they were showing up in 5 minutes.

ASSHOLE.


like i said. asshole. but the most loving adorable cute asshole ever.

get my point?

have some fun with the dude.

he just wants to have fun with you.


<3 jeebus