ouija board

OP....learn to use a pendulum instead.

Nevermind...

Last Edited by Psych on 04/06/2012 08:24 PM

Is there anything that can be done with a ouija board or any other magic that will attract a hot girlfriend that will stay for a lifetime of extreme sex and merging?

If you find a hot chick just smack her over the head with the ouija board, then drag her home caveman style

OP, you should stay away from it.

Contrary to what some posters have said, it does work. It's been tested with questions that not I or the other person has known the answer to and then we would find out at a later date.

Here's the problem, not only are you putting your soul in jeopardy but you are also going to put your trust in this, if you happen to get a good responder (spirit) and once you have trusted then it can start giving you false information and then you can start behaving irrationally thinking you know things that others don't (like who your enemies are). I had a good friend that started believing everyone was against her when no-one was. She ended up vary lonely.

If you play to much, you will also start having some physical problems (stomach and diarrhea).

You will do what you want but know you are forewarned about a few of the traps and i'm sure there are many others.

Maybe she ended up lonely cos everyone was against her after all... ?

LMAO....NOPE....

After my experiences with the Quija Board, I had a girl spirit hassling me, believe me, some of the girls passed over are just as bad as the living ones, even worse actually. Besides, you can't see them so that will fuck your head up more.

Women/Girls please note, I said some girls are bad. Not all are. Some men are just the same. As it happens, I am loved up to a beautiful young lady, so women, your not that bad...

Nope, I was a true blue friend. She had irrational thoughts, I had listed to her thoughts on others and finally she didn't trust me, either. She started also getting heavy into other things, as well. It affected her mental health.

Careful getting into bed tonight. Somethings hiding under there....the closet too.


The basement? ....forget about it. Doom.

OP, if you do use it you would want to pick your player (s) carefully. If you get someone who does nothing but laugh and try to move it or people who have no patience you will waste your time. More than half of the people I had played with were just like this poster above. It's a waste of time with them and then about half of the people that are on board with you nothing may happen. But it will happen with the right people.

STAY AWAY FROM OUIJA BOARDS!!

its true. I remember that thread

Can you work with it alone?

Also, why does it put your soul at risk?

I don't know, i couldn't work it alone.

Depending on your spiritual beliefs, you may be separated from your source or G-d if you try to communicate with spirits.

If its not a toy why are they for sale a toys r us and at the board game section at walmart

Yay! storytime:)
my aunt and uncle had a poltergeist named George which was with them for a life time from a Ouija board. They were high school sweethearts and way early on the made a home made version with a painted board and a upturned wine glass for the planchette. As the story goes they immediatly made contact with George who professed his love for my mother's sister Helen. It also told them that he would never leave.

Helen of course was horrified, and never ever got use to the presence. As far as I know this entity attached itself to them after one sitting with the board, and stayed with them until their deaths in their 80's.

It would constantly F with them. Hiding things, moving things, making things move before thier eyes etc. my family would visit my aunt and uncle every summer and my dad (WWII, bronze star etc) as well and my mother (and me too) saw many things that had us greatly concerned for the nature of reality.

the first thing that I remember, besides hearing the multitude of stories was when I was around 12(some I beleived and others not so much as some were outrageous. While preparing for a bath and waiting for the water to finish filling, I was undressing, getting soap etc, turned off the water. I turned around briefly only to find when I turned back that the tub was completely empty. wtf? it freaked me out so I ran out in my towel and was given "the look" from my aunt, uncle and parents which meant that just happens around there..( and WTH anyway, how does that even work? it put some kind of jedi mind trick on me? although Ive had several anomalous experiences since, I still wonder about that one)

that same visit we all went camping together. we awoke one morning with our camp completly torn apart.. one might assume a bear? I would concur, except the insides of the locked cars were completely ransacked..

the coup d' gras was a visit on which a brought a friend. we had an occurrence where a hanging basket of fake fruit hanging over the tv (it was the late 70s..dont judge) turned on its own to follow my aunt walking by, then held its suspension with out turning back, until she walked by again..literally as if someone was turning it and holding it. at this point in my life I definitely was aware that our physics would not allow for such motion. thier little dog barking at it the whole time.. my poor aunt started crying when she saw it as the years of dealing with the fear and even embarrassment and all would still get to her..

They were adamant in their conviction and advice/warning to never use a ouija board as you may not be able to get rid of your house guest that stays for 60 years..

No offense, but this post does not ring true, at all, to those of us with intuition.

This will happen.

You are so naive or maybe just stupid.

Ouija boards open doors up to he other side where demons reside.

You have NO control over what happens

Negativity? Yes negativity. Demons of nothing but negativity.

It is people like you who make the news after letting a demon into their lives and the demon causes death and destruction on the life...

You need to smarten up

and get some sense

Negativity? Yes negativity. Demons are nothing but negativity.

Never did. But I've heard not so great things about it. Also heard Noory said it's bad news.

You'd think this verse would scare people off of these practices,

Deuteronomy 18
"10 Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, 11 or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. 12 Anyone who does these things is detestable to the LORD; because of these same detestable practices the LORD your God will drive out those nations before you."

Apparently not, divination in the form of Ouija boards, Horoscopes, Tarot cards, I ching etc. etc. is still very popular. Take note God has destroyed entire nations because of these practices. You are basically talking to demons who want you dead and to fry in hell. It's not a healthy activity, but people think they know better I guess.

A little dramatic but I agree

OK, I am not one to usually put much faith into fear-mongering stories and experiences... however... there is PLENTY of information online and elsewhere about ouija boards. Even some people I know in real life have had scary experiences with them.

If you are drawn to the board, there may be a reason. But BE CAUTIOUS. And Even if you incur (or take on) an entity as a result, you can later rid yourself of it quite easily. Most people have no idea that they actually have the same authority that Jesus did/does in banishing entities/spirits.

However... that said... please know that you might attract something you don't want. Even if it appears super friendly and knowledgeable up front, it may have other motives. It may attach to you, and if you don't know the proper methods to send it away, it can and will stay for many years, including a lifetime. I personally know how to get rid of entities. But most people don't. Calling upon the name of Jesus Christ can and will send them away... for a time. They can re-attach at a later time if your energies still match.






Be careful and mindful, whatever you do! Think about it very seriously before making a decision to get on the ouija board. If even after much deliberation, you still feel led to to it... then... go ahead.

i have a question.

how would you know if, i or anyone is possessed? are we talking "the exorcist" or is there a broader spectrum of possession?

i am just curious.

I love my pendulum!

Last Edited by FlowersChick on 04/06/2012 10:26 PM

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It is a very interesting device

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LOL @ wingnuts...

Do NOT attempt to use a ouija board. I tried it some years back. It was a black guy I was talking to. Me and my friend laughed at him that he was murdered, made fun of him, and called him racial slurs. He has been tormenting me ever since.