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The Archons MAY reside on the 8th level, BUT...

 
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try writing what i did without the quotes.. ie the letters each on a seperate line and you will see the magic :)
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i chose not to. lesbians eat goats
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don't you people read? the OP already admitted to this being a spoof of the real 8th level thread and just linked this thread title to that dumb new age/ Zelda site for dramatic effect. all on a whim. this thread is a dumb ass joke someone did to waste time. get a grip, it has nothing to do about nothing.
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A 4th grader made this thread. who gives a fuck about zelda and buying fake plastic crystals? lose some weight and lay off of meds, hot pockets, and pepsi. damn.
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hahahahahahaha
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this times the deficit
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Here's the description for just the first "pretty crystal" I clicked on in his shop.


QUANTITY: 1 Piece
SIZE: 0.5 to 2 inches in length (will vary)
Birthstone for February; Pisces star sign
Healing Properties: "alleviate migraines/improves concentration"
Magical Properties: "protects/wards off danger"


So yeah, he is making claims about services his products can provide. Unless you can find a disclaimer saying that that his products are for entertainment purposes only. I didn't see one.
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Clicking that link takes you to Amazon.com who sells all the products linked there - take the description up with them.rofl
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Are you saying Amazon just arbitrarily assigns descriptions of magical products to products without the seller having any say in it?

lmao
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don't you people read? the OP already admitted to this being a spoof of the real 8th level thread and just linked this thread title to that dumb new age/ Zelda site for dramatic effect. all on a whim. this thread is a dumb ass joke someone did to waste time. get a grip, it has nothing to do about nothing.
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A 4th grader made this thread. who gives a fuck about zelda and buying fake plastic crystals? lose some weight and lay off of meds, hot pockets, and pepsi. damn.
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You're awfully fixated on a discussion you don't care about.
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Here's the description for just the first "pretty crystal" I clicked on in his shop.


QUANTITY: 1 Piece
SIZE: 0.5 to 2 inches in length (will vary)
Birthstone for February; Pisces star sign
Healing Properties: "alleviate migraines/improves concentration"
Magical Properties: "protects/wards off danger"


So yeah, he is making claims about services his products can provide. Unless you can find a disclaimer saying that that his products are for entertainment purposes only. I didn't see one.
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Clicking that link takes you to Amazon.com who sells all the products linked there - take the description up with them.rofl
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Are you saying Amazon just arbitrarily assigns descriptions of magical products to products without the seller having any say in it?

lmao
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no, he is saying that his fat ass can't reach the microwave button and needs his mother's help.
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Re: The Archons MAY reside on the 8th level, BUT...
don't you people read? the OP already admitted to this being a spoof of the real 8th level thread and just linked this thread title to that dumb new age/ Zelda site for dramatic effect. all on a whim. this thread is a dumb ass joke someone did to waste time. get a grip, it has nothing to do about nothing.
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A 4th grader made this thread. who gives a fuck about zelda and buying fake plastic crystals? lose some weight and lay off of meds, hot pockets, and pepsi. damn.
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You're awfully fixated on a discussion you don't care about.
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do you know why? it is a conspiracy!!!!!!! fuck, you need to tell everyone you know too!!! hurry, get started.
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Here's the description for just the first "pretty crystal" I clicked on in his shop.


QUANTITY: 1 Piece
SIZE: 0.5 to 2 inches in length (will vary)
Birthstone for February; Pisces star sign
Healing Properties: "alleviate migraines/improves concentration"
Magical Properties: "protects/wards off danger"


So yeah, he is making claims about services his products can provide. Unless you can find a disclaimer saying that that his products are for entertainment purposes only. I didn't see one.
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Clicking that link takes you to Amazon.com who sells all the products linked there - take the description up with them.rofl
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Are you saying Amazon just arbitrarily assigns descriptions of magical products to products without the seller having any say in it?

lmao
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Haven't you ever heard of affiliate programs??? You think trinity manufactures and ships all the stuff he links too???
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Here's the description for just the first "pretty crystal" I clicked on in his shop.


QUANTITY: 1 Piece
SIZE: 0.5 to 2 inches in length (will vary)
Birthstone for February; Pisces star sign
Healing Properties: "alleviate migraines/improves concentration"
Magical Properties: "protects/wards off danger"


So yeah, he is making claims about services his products can provide. Unless you can find a disclaimer saying that that his products are for entertainment purposes only. I didn't see one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28092364


Clicking that link takes you to Amazon.com who sells all the products linked there - take the description up with them.rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21106518


Are you saying Amazon just arbitrarily assigns descriptions of magical products to products without the seller having any say in it?

lmao
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Haven't you ever heard of affiliate programs??? You think trinity manufactures and ships all the stuff he links too???
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i'm shilling this because this is too big a conspiracy to get out. if people find out about the little plastic crystals then the Illuminati is finished. i need ot divert people away from this. wait...i'm typing in the wrong box. wtf this isn't my PM, this is glp. fuck.
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Re: The Archons MAY reside on the 8th level, BUT...
don't you people read? the OP already admitted to this being a spoof of the real 8th level thread and just linked this thread title to that dumb new age/ Zelda site for dramatic effect. all on a whim. this thread is a dumb ass joke someone did to waste time. get a grip, it has nothing to do about nothing.
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A 4th grader made this thread. who gives a fuck about zelda and buying fake plastic crystals? lose some weight and lay off of meds, hot pockets, and pepsi. damn.
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You're awfully fixated on a discussion you don't care about.
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do you know why? it is a conspiracy!!!!!!! fuck, you need to tell everyone you know too!!! hurry, get started.
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It's not a conspiracy. You're just being hypocritical, obsessing over what others are discussing.
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Are you saying Amazon just arbitrarily assigns descriptions of magical products to products without the seller having any say in it?

lmao
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i'm shilling this because this is too big a conspiracy to get out. if people find out about the little plastic crystals then the Illuminati is finished. i need ot divert people away from this. wait...i'm typing in the wrong box. wtf this isn't my PM, this is glp. fuck.


AHHHHHHHHHH Amazon is the Archon! They sell and describe little plastic crystals!scaredahhhabombahhhahhhahhh
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as it is possible to put in the words in other websites than GLP this is a GLP thing

Trinity you need to explain!!!


As a CEO WTF have you done?

here is a search in youtube and its quite possible to search it...

GLP you have a problem


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Here's the description for just the first "pretty crystal" I clicked on in his shop.


QUANTITY: 1 Piece
SIZE: 0.5 to 2 inches in length (will vary)
Birthstone for February; Pisces star sign
Healing Properties: "alleviate migraines/improves concentration"
Magical Properties: "protects/wards off danger"


So yeah, he is making claims about services his products can provide. Unless you can find a disclaimer saying that that his products are for entertainment purposes only. I didn't see one.
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Clicking that link takes you to Amazon.com who sells all the products linked there - take the description up with them.rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21106518


Are you saying Amazon just arbitrarily assigns descriptions of magical products to products without the seller having any say in it?

lmao
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Haven't you ever heard of affiliate programs??? You think trinity manufactures and ships all the stuff he links too???
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So either Yadu is selling crystals and claiming they have magical propertiers, or he's selling shit without knowing anything about it? Is that the defense here?
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So either Yadu is selling crystals and claiming they have magical propertiers, or he's selling shit without knowing anything about it? Is that the defense here?
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I like rocks, crystals, and books.
If you don't, don't buy them.
Many places sell crystals, rocks, and books.
Some people think natural crystals are shit, some don't.

Do you honestly think quartz crystal are shit?

Do you buy everything for sale here?
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So either Yadu is selling crystals and claiming they have magical propertiers, or he's selling shit without knowing anything about it? Is that the defense here?
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I like rocks, crystals, and books.
If you don't, don't buy them.
Many places sell crystals, rocks, and books.
Some people think natural crystals are shit, some don't.

Do you honestly think quartz crystal are shit?

Do you buy everything for sale here?
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i want what u r smoking
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i want what u r smoking
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sure bro
but don't forget the hidden clue...
archons sell little plastic crystals.rastabanan
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i want what u r smoking
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sure bro
but don't forget the hidden clue...
archons sell little plastic crystals.rastabanan
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in chemtrails? really?? thanx man. wait was that y
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i want what u r smoking
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sure bro
but don't forget the hidden clue...
archons sell little plastic crystals.rastabanan
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in chemtrails? really?? thanx man. wait was that y
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i want what u r smoking
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sure bro
but don't forget the hidden clue...
archons sell little plastic crystals.rastabanan
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in the chemtrails? thanx man. wait was that u r them speaking?
ahhh
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So either Yadu is selling crystals and claiming they have magical propertiers, or he's selling shit without knowing anything about it? Is that the defense here?
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I like rocks, crystals, and books.
If you don't, don't buy them.
Many places sell crystals, rocks, and books.
Some people think natural crystals are shit, some don't.

Do you honestly think quartz crystal are shit?

Do you buy everything for sale here?
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No, but Yadu isn't just hosting random ads. He's obviously given something of a personal endorsement to those products by hosting them on his site. Even if he doesn't make it or write the description, he still promotes it as if it's genuine and makes money for it. Selling trinkets and portraying them as magical isn't really honest, and pretty much undermines the supposed purpose of the site. GLP doesn't portray itself as a center for spiritual enlightenment, whose "wisdom" is then used to back up the sale of the products.
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i think the crystals are related to this

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i think the crystals are related to this


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IF you happen to have a crystal vase, or a watch that runs on quartz crystal, or a ring with your birthstone, or anything else of the sort in your home,
Be afraid
Be very afraid
THAT is where the archons house themselves.

It truly is a conspiracy of the nth degree, I fear.

That, and Turkey Dinners.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone
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Here's the description for just the first "pretty crystal" I clicked on in his shop.


QUANTITY: 1 Piece
SIZE: 0.5 to 2 inches in length (will vary)
Birthstone for February; Pisces star sign
Healing Properties: "alleviate migraines/improves concentration"
Magical Properties: "protects/wards off danger"


So yeah, he is making claims about services his products can provide. Unless you can find a disclaimer saying that that his products are for entertainment purposes only. I didn't see one.
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Clicking that link takes you to Amazon.com who sells all the products linked there - take the description up with them.rofl
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Are you saying Amazon just arbitrarily assigns descriptions of magical products to products without the seller having any say in it?

lmao
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yes - the website that displays their links has no say in it. ahhhhhhh!
better keep an eye on amazonhiding2

archons, all
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Here's the description for just the first "pretty crystal" I clicked on in his shop.


QUANTITY: 1 Piece
SIZE: 0.5 to 2 inches in length (will vary)
Birthstone for February; Pisces star sign
Healing Properties: "alleviate migraines/improves concentration"
Magical Properties: "protects/wards off danger"


So yeah, he is making claims about services his products can provide. Unless you can find a disclaimer saying that that his products are for entertainment purposes only. I didn't see one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28092364


Clicking that link takes you to Amazon.com who sells all the products linked there - take the description up with them.rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21106518


Are you saying Amazon just arbitrarily assigns descriptions of magical products to products without the seller having any say in it?

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28092364

yes - the website that displays their links has no say in it. ahhhhhhh!
better keep an eye on amazonhiding2

archons, all
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Was already addressed above. Please learn to read.

Yadu isn't just hosting random ads. He's obviously given something of a personal endorsement to those products by hosting them on his site. Even if he doesn't make it or write the description, he still promotes it as if it's genuine and makes money for it. Selling trinkets and portraying them as magical isn't really honest, and pretty much undermines the supposed purpose of the site. GLP doesn't portray itself as a center for spiritual enlightenment, whose "wisdom" is then used to back up the sale of the products.

Also please note that I already said I don't care about the archon bullshit, nor did I start it. You're the one who keeps bringing that up.
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Yadu isn't just hosting random ads. He's obviously given something of a personal endorsement to those products by hosting them on his site. Even if he doesn't make it or write the description, he still promotes it as if it's genuine and makes money for it. Selling trinkets and portraying them as magical isn't really honest, and pretty much undermines the supposed purpose of the site. GLP doesn't portray itself as a center for spiritual enlightenment, whose "wisdom" is then used to back up the sale of the products.

Also please note that I already said I don't care about the archon bullshit, nor did I start it. You're the one who keeps bringing that up.
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but but but - I thought this thread was about archons?
I must be in the wrong place!

What site you talking about, dude?
Think I'll go over and check out these magical amazon archon crystals.
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Yadu isn't just hosting random ads. He's obviously given something of a personal endorsement to those products by hosting them on his site. Even if he doesn't make it or write the description, he still promotes it as if it's genuine and makes money for it. Selling trinkets and portraying them as magical isn't really honest, and pretty much undermines the supposed purpose of the site. GLP doesn't portray itself as a center for spiritual enlightenment, whose "wisdom" is then used to back up the sale of the products.

Also please note that I already said I don't care about the archon bullshit, nor did I start it. You're the one who keeps bringing that up.
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but but but - I thought this thread was about archons?
I must be in the wrong place!

What site you talking about, dude?
Think I'll go over and check out these magical amazon archon crystals.
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You do that. While your at it, why don't you just go ahead and register? Assuming they allow you to have more than one account there. wink

While you're over there, maybe you can find out this out. If Yadu doesn't want people thinking he's responsible for the crystals, why does his website say this?

Yadu's Msytic Gifts

CRYSTALS, raw and polished, click here... exquisite selection from Yadu
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When I serch for crystals on Amazon, they sell a ton of these. What is wrong with them? Could somebody please explain? Crystals are pretty cool is something wrong with them? I think they sell them on ebay too. I am totally confused trying to follow this thread. I have some in my room. Should I get rid of them? What do the crystals do? like mess with our heads do you think? When i click the link in op it is not found. Was the site r;emoved because of these crystals?
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can the crystals make my cousin un gay? reverse this Nazi/ archon weapon?
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When I serch for crystals on Amazon, they sell a ton of these. What is wrong with them? Could somebody please explain? Crystals are pretty cool is something wrong with them? I think they sell them on ebay too. I am totally confused trying to follow this thread. I have some in my room. Should I get rid of them? What do the crystals do? like mess with our heads do you think? When i click the link in op it is not found. Was the site r;emoved because of these crystals?
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Site was removed from here because the owner used to post here and got into a fight with the GLP mods. So they don't allow his crap here.

It's not about the crystals themselves. The guy is just hocking them for money.
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When I serch for crystals on Amazon, they sell a ton of these. What is wrong with them? Could somebody please explain? Crystals are pretty cool is something wrong with them? I think they sell them on ebay too. I am totally confused trying to follow this thread. I have some in my room. Should I get rid of them? What do the crystals do? like mess with our heads do you think? When i click the link in op it is not found. Was the site r;emoved because of these crystals?
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Site was removed from here because the owner used to post here and got into a fight with the GLP mods. So they don't allow his crap here.

It's not about the crystals themselves. The guy is just hocking them for money.
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so they don't work on gayness?
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Probably not.