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The Taxman Cometh To My Door

 
Lilbabez33

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04/08/2012 04:46 AM

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The Taxman Cometh To My Door
Little background for ya..

When I was first married in 1980, I didn't know that my husband had not been filing or paying income tax. I never received any correspondence either (key word here is I) To top it off, I wasn't working so I was not expecting Any W-2s and just figured he took care of it.

Anyway, one day I get a knock at the door and it was the taxman. Since I had no idea why he showed up at my doorstep I invited him in to figure out what was going on. Well he filled me in on what was going on. We had a huge tax bill.

After I got over the shock, I told him that I would start paying a few dollars a month till it was paid off.

Now here's the kicker, he told me NOT to send any money. He explained that our file was in the dead pile and if I make any payment it will be resurrected.

That's what I call a great tax tip.
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
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Give a man a bank and he can rob the world
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Lilbabez33 (OP)

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04/08/2012 06:19 AM

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Re: The Taxman Cometh To My Door
Lots of people reading this, but no comments.

Is no one else shocked that this happened?

Or is it a common occurrence?
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
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"May future generations look back on our work and say that these were men and women who, in a moment of great crisis, stood up to their politicians, the opinion-makers, and the establishment, and saved their country." - Dr. Ron Paul
........................................................​..................
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he can rob the world
.....................................
.................​....................
"And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand it's meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment." -JFK
........................................................​..................
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
Anonymous Coward
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04/08/2012 06:21 AM
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Re: The Taxman Cometh To My Door
So if it was a dead issue...why would they even show up to tell you not to pay... bsflag
Lilbabez33 (OP)

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04/08/2012 07:11 AM

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Re: The Taxman Cometh To My Door
So if it was a dead issue...why would they even show up to tell you not to pay... bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211208


He didn't show up to tell me that. He showed up to try to collect. We spoke for almost an hour. My best guess is that he was expecting to find a family of crack whores who are always trying to get away with something.

In this case he saw that we were a decent family, no crack whores here, and I believe he took a liking to me and the kids and maybe he just plain felt sorry for me. All my guesses as to why are only guesses.

But I'll tell it to you again, the story is absolutely true. Whether you choose to believe it or not, doesn't change the fact that this did happen.
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
----------------------------------------------------​----------------------
"May future generations look back on our work and say that these were men and women who, in a moment of great crisis, stood up to their politicians, the opinion-makers, and the establishment, and saved their country." - Dr. Ron Paul
........................................................​..................
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he can rob the world
.....................................
.................​....................
"And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand it's meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment." -JFK
........................................................​..................
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
Anonymous Coward
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04/08/2012 07:19 AM
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Re: The Taxman Cometh To My Door
COOL STORY BRO!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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11/04/2012 09:16 AM
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You (or rather your husband) is just ANOTHER one of the people on the dole...... the gravy train...... paid for by the rest of us Hard Working Tax Payers. If I were you I'd punch your husband in the face when he walks in the door!!!
crestedone

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11/04/2012 09:21 AM
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BS the IRS does not give you advice on how to avoid paying them, they ALWAYS get their money,ALWAYS,plus interest. you better get this straightened out before they take your house, because sooner or later someone else will find this so called dead file and come collecting again and this time the bill will be higher!
Anonymous Coward
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11/04/2012 09:31 AM
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Re: The Taxman Cometh To My Door
they came to my door saying i owed about 28k
which was true.

fortunately, i had lowered my standard of living to the point where it would have been impossible to ever collect.

got the release in the mail about a week ago...my debt has been forgiven.

haha! suckers!
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