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Liar Liar Liar
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What is your name
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My name is Chastian Majiah. What is your name?
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What is your name
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My name is Chastian Majiah. What is your name?
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My name is Keke Cake.
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What is your name
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My name means many things... It means bright and shining... It means rock... it means fair and child... it means awakening and it means offering... but the only name that matters is yeshua, jesus our saviour lives and he's coming soon for his bride!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12920512


More names for Set/Lucifer.

"Church" is derived from the name of Goddess Circe, the Goddess who lured men into her "cave" and turned them into pigs. LOL

Some things never change.
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Go and give yourself to the Lord. Believe that Jesus came and died for sinners like us... and believe that his Holy Spirit now is able to be with you because you accept it and believe... Now you are being God taught... Go to his word and allow him to reveal himself to you... so that your faith can be built up in him. Your alcoholism is covered by his sacrifice and now just as Jesus was resurrected in his Glory believe that you will too and he will change you and you will be his as long as you remain in him...


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Another church false doctrine. Profess His name and you will be saved by believing...complete focus on Yeshua's sacrifice instead of the fact that He came as the word in the flesh to establish a new covenant with man and to restore Mosaic law.

Matthew 5:18
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot (1) or one tittle (2) shall in no wise pass from the law (3), till all be fulfilled.

1) letter
[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

2) punctuation mark; sed by grammarians of the accents and diacritical points.
[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

3) of the Mosaic law, and referring, acc. to the context. either to the volume of the law or to its contents.
[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

Matthew - 19:17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, YHWH: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.

Matthew - 22:36-40 Master, which is the great commandment in the law? Yeshua said unto him, Thou shalt love the YHWH with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

Thread: Satan's corruption in Christianity
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There is no proof of gods existing. Don't be a slave to religion. It's okay to think outside of the box that your parents raised you in.

religious slaves = sheepsheepsheepsheepsheepsheep
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I am one of them but i'm no different from anyone one of you... Everyone has fallen short from the Glory of God... My role in God's great plan is no different fom a person who feeds the hungry or a person who spends time with the widow and orphans... It's no different from one who evangelizes, teaches, or is an apostle. It's no different because these things are what gives testimony to Jesus Christ!!

Get ready Church.... I've been pleading for sometime now for you all to prepare yourselves because this is TRULY the Generation when Jesus Christ Returns!!

I am finally able to reveal myself because i finally know who i am!!

The two witnesses are humble in heart and lowly in spirit...because they are taught by God!!
Just like anyone of you who have been called to the kingdom.
All of those who are called to the kingdom are taught by God!! Many of you have spiritual giftings and if you seek his face you will find him and all of those things with it but those spiritual gifts are just ministry tools to bring the lost to the kingdom and to encourage the kingdom of God.

Jesus Christ is the risen son of God and there is no other God but him!! God the Father, God the son, and God the Holy Spirit!!!!

He is the name above every name!! The first, the last... The beginning and the end... He IS!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12920512


absolute nonsense.The two witnesses are the Word of God and the Holy Spirit.Jesus Christ IS the TWO(DUALITY) Witnesses.
 Quoting: Judgmenthasbegun.


That is a wild comment...it reminds me of the duality of Light pointed out by Einstein. However the 2nd Witness makes absolute sense about following the Christ Jesus, and he will lead you home.


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I am one of them but i'm no different from anyone one of you... Everyone has fallen short from the Glory of God... My role in God's great plan is no different fom a person who feeds the hungry or a person who spends time with the widow and orphans... It's no different from one who evangelizes, teaches, or is an apostle. It's no different because these things are what gives testimony to Jesus Christ!!

Get ready Church.... I've been pleading for sometime now for you all to prepare yourselves because this is TRULY the Generation when Jesus Christ Returns!!

I am finally able to reveal myself because i finally know who i am!!

The two witnesses are humble in heart and lowly in spirit...because they are taught by God!!
Just like anyone of you who have been called to the kingdom.
All of those who are called to the kingdom are taught by God!! Many of you have spiritual giftings and if you seek his face you will find him and all of those things with it but those spiritual gifts are just ministry tools to bring the lost to the kingdom and to encourage the kingdom of God.

Jesus Christ is the risen son of God and there is no other God but him!! God the Father, God the son, and God the Holy Spirit!!!!

He is the name above every name!! The first, the last... The beginning and the end... He IS!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12920512


If ye be of the 144,000 ye would know whom is speaking unto ye now, not by being told but in spirit for those whom came from the light in end days all recognise one another in spirit, know this if thou make a claim to be something ye are not and ye do not repent of that claim ye shall be taken into the lake of fire at the time of harvest.

If thou is truly in touch with the Good spirit then whom is speaking unto ye now?
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This makes like the 5th or 6th "witness" to announce himself on GLP. First thing I gotta ask is, why GLP? How about the UN or White House or....umpteen other FAR MORE important places to prognosticate. Second, you need to provide some aspect of proof to back up your claim. The witnesses are given the blessing of making pronouncements that come to pass, such as withholding rain, etc. If you can't, or if you make excuses, then you are in the ranks of the past 6 witnesses to claim this authority on GLP.
In-Situ
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04/10/2012 04:33 AM
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Hello
I believe that Chip Griffin is one witness. If you are a witness. Why don't you give your true name?
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04/10/2012 04:34 AM
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I said I was a witness on glp once
i just meant 'a witness'
i didn't mean i was one of the two witnesses or anything like that
i wish i was some sort of powerful miracle worker but i'm not
i don't even now if i have a religion title

i tried to be good and follow the roolz, but i wasn't very good at it.

i have seen many terrible things and had many apocalyptic visions and extended obe's

jesus didn't really give me a badge or anything and never really fully explained if i was any sort of factor other than the feeling i got that i was someone pathetic and borderline almost not worthh saving

he never gave me a title other than one that seemed ok at first but afterwards i came to loathe

I was just happy he didn't call me judas or pilate or other villian from the beeble.

after a few years i felt decieved and speculate that it was an imposter or some spirit that was brainwashed into thinking he was jesus
not for lack of power but just because i felt abused and hurt and his healing sucked so bad it is like i didn't even get a free healing or nothing
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The deceptions of evil will go on right until the very end.
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watch out
it seemed like it was aliens or evil spirits faking it and doing a bad job of it too

it was like some sort of rip-off or something
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all my miracles failed

the only thing that kept me thinking something great and spiritual might really have happened for me, was a complete and total social intollerant rejection and persecution of extreem biblical proportions by almost eveyone to whom i tried to explain what i had witnessed. and the very few who didn't react outright hostile or throw themselves into denial were a couple close friend who looked like the felt bad for me.

it also ruined the last remaining shreds of a sembelance of life

and now i wallow in stupidity and writhe in pain and regret having ever heard the name GOD
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Go and give yourself to the Lord. Believe that Jesus came and died for sinners like us... and believe that his Holy Spirit now is able to be with you because you accept it and believe... Now you are being God taught... Go to his word and allow him to reveal himself to you... so that your faith can be built up in him. Your alcoholism is covered by his sacrifice and now just as Jesus was resurrected in his Glory believe that you will too and he will change you and you will be his as long as you remain in him...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12920512


Another church false doctrine. Profess His name and you will be saved by believing...complete focus on Yeshua's sacrifice instead of the fact that He came as the word in the flesh to establish a new covenant with man and to restore Mosaic law.

Matthew 5:18
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot (1) or one tittle (2) shall in no wise pass from the law (3), till all be fulfilled.

1) letter
[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

2) punctuation mark; sed by grammarians of the accents and diacritical points.
[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

3) of the Mosaic law, and referring, acc. to the context. either to the volume of the law or to its contents.
[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

Matthew - 19:17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, YHWH: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.

Matthew - 22:36-40 Master, which is the great commandment in the law? Yeshua said unto him, Thou shalt love the YHWH with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

Thread: Satan's corruption in Christianity
 Quoting: Xerces


Because many who are called into the kingdom aren't chosen for his kingdom because their faith wavers on whether he is Christ or not. If you truly believe then you will follow his examples and spend time with him. He will then build your faith in him like he did for Peter, an unwavering faith in him that brings dramatic change, and then you are perfected in him, chosen.
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I am one of them but i'm no different from anyone one of you... Everyone has fallen short from the Glory of God... My role in God's great plan is no different fom a person who feeds the hungry or a person who spends time with the widow and orphans... It's no different from one who evangelizes, teaches, or is an apostle. It's no different because these things are what gives testimony to Jesus Christ!!

Get ready Church.... I've been pleading for sometime now for you all to prepare yourselves because this is TRULY the Generation when Jesus Christ Returns!!

I am finally able to reveal myself because i finally know who i am!!

The two witnesses are humble in heart and lowly in spirit...because they are taught by God!!
Just like anyone of you who have been called to the kingdom.
All of those who are called to the kingdom are taught by God!! Many of you have spiritual giftings and if you seek his face you will find him and all of those things with it but those spiritual gifts are just ministry tools to bring the lost to the kingdom and to encourage the kingdom of God.

Jesus Christ is the risen son of God and there is no other God but him!! God the Father, God the son, and God the Holy Spirit!!!!

He is the name above every name!! The first, the last... The beginning and the end... He IS!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12920512


If ye be of the 144,000 ye would know whom is speaking unto ye now, not by being told but in spirit for those whom came from the light in end days all recognise one another in spirit, know this if thou make a claim to be something ye are not and ye do not repent of that claim ye shall be taken into the lake of fire at the time of harvest.

If thou is truly in touch with the Good spirit then whom is speaking unto ye now?
 Quoting: Spiritoftruth 14100851


Why are you speaking that way?? If you do not accept the call of God, you will inherit fire... get rid of your pride and go to the Lord Jesus Christ and put him first and not yourself, then you can also be chosen before this time. comes.
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Hello
I believe that Chip Griffin is one witness. If you are a witness. Why don't you give your true name?
 Quoting: odinson222 7290225


Because i don't serve myself... I serve Jesus Christ " The Messiah." Why is it troubling all of you so much that i come in the name of Jesus Christ? My name means nothing... Did you think that they would have some new form of information? No it's the same message preached even since the beginning. All things were made for him, by him, and through him...
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This makes like the 5th or 6th "witness" to announce himself on GLP. First thing I gotta ask is, why GLP? How about the UN or White House or....umpteen other FAR MORE important places to prognosticate. Second, you need to provide some aspect of proof to back up your claim. The witnesses are given the blessing of making pronouncements that come to pass, such as withholding rain, etc. If you can't, or if you make excuses, then you are in the ranks of the past 6 witnesses to claim this authority on GLP.
 Quoting: In-Situ


Because Jesus came for the sick. He didn't come for those who were well already... so his followers likewise will preach his message to the sick so they can be healed from all infirmities and all iniquities.
Jesus died for us sinners... I am where he would be...
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The Lord justifies those who are his... Let me blow your minds even more, one is a man and one is a woman...
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all my miracles failed

the only thing that kept me thinking something great and spiritual might really have happened for me, was a complete and total social intollerant rejection and persecution of extreem biblical proportions by almost eveyone to whom i tried to explain what i had witnessed. and the very few who didn't react outright hostile or throw themselves into denial were a couple close friend who looked like the felt bad for me.

it also ruined the last remaining shreds of a sembelance of life

and now i wallow in stupidity and writhe in pain and regret having ever heard the name GOD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12874463


It's not about the miracles that you will be able to perform but the miracles he is able to perform... It's all about Jesus and your relationship with him. The signs and wonders mean nothing without your knowledge of truly knowing who he is and whether he knows you or not... It is our hearts he's concerned with...
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The two witnesses are twins dressed in sackcloth. Sackcloth is black. Who looks likes twins dressed in sackcloth? Judges do. The two form a majority of a tribunal.
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The two witnesses are twins dressed in sackcloth. Sackcloth is black. Who looks likes twins dressed in sackcloth? Judges do. The two form a majority of a tribunal.
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Sackcloth means true repentance... True repentance in and through Jesus Christ... It is the Lord who judges righteously... Because it will be the Lord who will be judging through them...
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So what is your testimony ? I will humor you , I don't believe you but why do you think you are a Witness ?
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Behold I saith unto all the Op of this thread does not speak for the Heavens, for his eyes be moted I saith unto ye all read the sermon of the mount and ignore the many false prophet arisings. I pray the Op repents for the very claims he says against others he shall part take in, for he leadeth the sheep astray away from the Good Shepard.
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Jesus Christ is the risen son of God and there is no other God but him!!
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You have disqualified yourself already.
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There is no proof of gods existing. Don't be a slave to religion. It's okay to think outside of the box that your parents raised you in.

religious slaves = sheepsheepsheepsheepsheepsheep
 Quoting: Rippsta


The fact that we are here, that anything is here at all for that matter is proof enough. If there was no creator how can anything be.
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Do you teach the rapture?


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Sorry, the two witnesses already "know" who they are and always have.
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You don't even know who you are in Christ...
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so where have you stood for the last two thousand years /
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Two witnesses must be the two leading Christian denominations: the Orthodox and Catholic, despite the big shortcomings of the latter.

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