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Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!

 
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I came to Puerto Rico to live here for a year and now I can't find my cat .... I have to go back to the states soon and I can't find him ...

The last time I saw him he was doing regular stuff... like a regular cat... but when it was like 11 pm he went out and started to scream... I saw like a weird black figure ... It kind of had the shape of a human body but the facial features were strange... and it was quite tall and thin ... but not like in the movies. I think it started to walk backwards? or something idk... I actually ran to my room... I was alone, my parents were at a party.

I thought it was just my imagination but then a friend told me that she read something about a woman from Tennessee who saw something similar ... I'm kind of scared actually .... But I really want to find my cat!!!! Probably the thing didn't take my cat but maybe my car ran away.... he could be lost in the forest or something... or maybe he is stuck in a tree and can't get down...

It's going to rain soon

What should I do ????? I need my cat !!! He is like a son to me!
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Re: Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!
Probably was attacked by big rhesus monkey , the damed things look like ETs in the night ,like to chew on fresh pussy meat.....


If he made it away from the monkeys look for road kill splats along near roads ... Other kind of monkeys that drive cars and like runing over hairy pussy for sport .


Sorry for your loss! kitty cool2

Next time bring a lion .... rockon
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Brace yourself....your cat IS an extraterrestrial! They have been with us all along....plotting,planning,purring.....
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It's a cat, just get another one...
With freedom comes responsibility.

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Re: Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!
Probably was attacked by big rhesus monkey , the damed things look like ETs in the night ,like to chew on fresh pussy meat.....


If he made it away from the monkeys look for road kill splats along near roads ... Other kind of monkeys that drive cars and like runing over hairy pussy for sport .


Sorry for your loss! kitty cool2

Next time bring a lion .... rockon
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Those monkeys are not tall ... the thing was like 6 feet tall ... and I don't think there are monkeys in Puerto Rico
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Brace yourself....your cat IS an extraterrestrial! They have been with us all along....plotting,planning,purring.....
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they are interesting creatures...
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It's a cat, just get another one...
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No ... cat's are not like plants or a shirt ... cats have emotions... I don't want to leave him alone starving to death.
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It's a cat, just get another one...
 Quoting: BRIEF


No ... cat's are not like plants or a shirt ... cats have emotions... I don't want to leave him alone starving to death.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Cats are resourceful. One of mine disappeared for two weeks came back a little thinner with dirty fur and acted like nothing had happened. I was pissed.
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Re: Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!
My cat went missing on the twilight of 25th December, he usually stay's inside... Anyway, I missed him big time and started a poster campaign with his name, photo and my mobile number and laminated them and posted them around the local area.... I was surprised at the response I received from fellow cat lovers... Just when I'd given up hope, I received a call at 8am on 1st Jan 2012 as someone had noticed him hiding in a local basement!!!

I would suggest you try the same, and don't give up hope yet, although it was a tad worrying that you mentioned you heard a yelp and noticed that strange figure...

Anyway, as I said, don't give up hope yet, and try the posters if you can!

Good luck x
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I lost my cat once so I went outside with and extension cord and a can opener. As soon as I started running the can opener about 4 cats came running and he was one of them. Sounds crazy but it worked.
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Re: Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!
Thank you all.

I was at Home Depot today and I bought a hammer and some plants... anyways when I came back there he was on the balcony sofa. I was right he was in the forest. He had seeds stuck in his fur and tail ... and he is hungrier than ever. He won't stop eating.

catdance


I still would like to know what the thing was though...
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money has been tight lately so to save on my food bill......well.....long story short......i ate your cat...but you did feed it well
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OP, glad your cat came back !hf
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Re: Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!
your cat just got an anal probe, it's all good!
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your cat just got an anal probe, it's all good!
kitty
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stop with that bullshit already....
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Re: Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!
does your cat like to swim or shoot billiards?
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Re: Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!
There is a cheating bitch fucking a co-worker in another thread that has a cat she takes care of. I would check that out first.


I am just kidding.

Sorry to hear you lost your cat.
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Re: Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!
The fact of the matter is that if you let your cat run free outside, you run a high risk of them not coming back eventually. It is just how cats are. Sometimes they dont come home for days or weeks or at all. The risk is even higher if they arent spayed or nuetered.

We have a feral-born Siberian. No one at the animal shelter wanted him and he was still a kitten, so we took him home. He did terribly when confined to the house. He hid all the time, peed on everything and was pretty much completely disagreeable. So when we moved to a better location, we started letteing him outside. He has made a 180 degree turnaround and is now a great cat because he has his freedom. But I know that one day he isnt going to come home, and thats ok. He gets to live his life the way he wants. Its just the risk you take with a free feline.
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Brace yourself....your cat IS an extraterrestrial! They have been with us all along....plotting,planning,purring.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5165610


chuckle



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congratulations on cat re-acquisition x

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I am happy he came back..he defended you from the Et.
But look for strange markings..
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Re: Can't find my cat..My Cat Was... by extraterrestrials :( HELP!
I know this will sound crazy, even for GLP, but I believe that all cats are witches.
I once had a cat that used to sleep on my bed for years and one night I woke up to see him as he truly was, a hairless ugly little creature. I was horrified and thought I must be dreaming or seeing things so I reach out to touch him to jar me out of my confusion and it felt like he had a lizard like body. I couldn't believe it! I thought for sure that he would have soft fur......That really freaked me out. So I just laid there and stared at him for the longest time and he won't change back to my little sweet kittie. I was totally freaked out by this and finally decided that he wasn't there to hurt me so I finally went back to sleep. Woke up the next day and he looked like the cat that I had always known and loved. Always wondered about little moments like that when another dimension is revealed to us....
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The fact of the matter is that if you let your cat run free outside, you run a high risk of them not coming back eventually. It is just how cats are. Sometimes they dont come home for days or weeks or at all. The risk is even higher if they arent spayed or nuetered.

We have a feral-born Siberian. No one at the animal shelter wanted him and he was still a kitten, so we took him home. He did terribly when confined to the house. He hid all the time, peed on everything and was pretty much completely disagreeable. So when we moved to a better location, we started letteing him outside. He has made a 180 degree turnaround and is now a great cat because he has his freedom. But I know that one day he isnt going to come home, and thats ok. He gets to live his life the way he wants. Its just the risk you take with a free feline.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14072725


yea, the feline, in its proper environment is a demonstration of freedom. Of center. And if he loves you, he won't leave actually, because cats do love with everything they have. Having a cat that can be free, and its interrelation with people is a lovely example of how the world ought to go round. he probably won't leave, just make the best of both worlds he lives in, his and yours. which we all need to learn to do in our interacting worlds.

To the cat we are gods in a way. They see in us, if well loved in return what they might become. And thus demonstrate how it ought to be with US and our interactions the cosmic mind within. Some cars ARE already "people".
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You can't hug every cat.

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It's a cat, just get another one...
 Quoting: BRIEF


No ... cat's are not like plants or a shirt ... cats have emotions... I don't want to leave him alone starving to death.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Cats are resourceful. One of mine disappeared for two weeks came back a little thinner with dirty fur and acted like nothing had happened. I was pissed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5165610


Well cats are going to want to go outside every now and then, theyre animals. Dont know if they have a sense of time let alone a sense of how the owners would feel if they ran away though, so guess thats why your kitty came back in all casually lol.
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I found your cat. Seems as though he is quite famous now.

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The fact of the matter is that if you let your cat run free outside, you run a high risk of them not coming back eventually. It is just how cats are. Sometimes they dont come home for days or weeks or at all. The risk is even higher if they arent spayed or nuetered.

We have a feral-born Siberian. No one at the animal shelter wanted him and he was still a kitten, so we took him home. He did terribly when confined to the house. He hid all the time, peed on everything and was pretty much completely disagreeable. So when we moved to a better location, we started letteing him outside. He has made a 180 degree turnaround and is now a great cat because he has his freedom. But I know that one day he isnt going to come home, and thats ok. He gets to live his life the way he wants. Its just the risk you take with a free feline.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14072725


The cat was probably likely killed if it never comes back though.
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I found your cat. Seems as though he is quite famous now.


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HAHAHA!!!!!GREAT VID
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The ricans thought is was a goat and ate it.

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