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BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth

 
Bent
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BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
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Interesting thought indeed
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Cool idea. Would make a great book.
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
the thought of the earth landing on a mountain on ararat is just as ludicrous

you COULD, however, collect the DNA of most creatures and preserve them that way.

just sayin'....
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14139149


As above, so below?

Looks like a prisoner.
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
the thought of the earth landing on a mountain on ararat is just as ludicrous

you COULD, however, collect the DNA of most creatures and preserve them that way.

just sayin'....
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Yes, maybe the DNA bank IS Earth?
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
uhhhh NO
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Cool idea. Would make a great book.
 Quoting: JoeJett


Would you care to write it?
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uhhhh NO
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Your idea is limited.
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uhhhh NO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14102107


ditto
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14139149


As above, so below?

Looks like a prisoner.
 Quoting: Bent


See the legend?

*Place of the "Escaped" signs.
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
i had a similar idea this afternoon, the ark was not a boat but earth was the final destination of the boat damned
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uhhhh NO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14102107


ditto
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10164827


So you think all the Earth's creatures X 2 fit into a boat maybe the size of the Titanic?

They barely fit on Earth...(well they do, creatures just can't get along.)
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Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

abduct
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Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


THIS IS EARTH!
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Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
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Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


THIS IS EARTH!
 Quoting: Bent


Earth is floating through space, right?

Earth is preserving DNA, right?
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Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


THIS IS EARTH!
 Quoting: Bent


1) your theory is nonsense
2) Why would Noah want to put all the animals on the earth to save them from the great deluge? Sounds stupid.

Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth. Thats why it was possible
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


How do you know this?
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Water can exist in space too. Maybe the flood was a space born flood? Not impossible.
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Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


THIS IS EARTH!
 Quoting: Bent


1) your theory is nonsense
2) Why would Noah want to put all the animals on the earth to save them from the great deluge? Sounds stupid.

Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth. Thats why it was possible
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


Just thinking....

Maybe the deluge was something you can't comprehend?
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


How do you know this?
 Quoting: Bent


How do you know your theory is correct? Proof?

You see? its stupid to debate on such matters where hard evidence is not accessible.
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


How do you know this?
 Quoting: Bent


Just an idea, the ark could be a meta-physical construct designed to protect our fragile minds from a flood of astral material.
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Water can exist in space too. Maybe the flood was a space born flood? Not impossible.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Yes, I'm thinking different dimensional mechanics as well.
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


THIS IS EARTH!
 Quoting: Bent


1) your theory is nonsense
2) Why would Noah want to put all the animals on the earth to save them from the great deluge? Sounds stupid.

Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth. Thats why it was possible
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


Just thinking....

Maybe the deluge was something you can't comprehend?
 Quoting: Bent


Maybe the deluge was simply God letting off a big fart?
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Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


How do you know this?
 Quoting: Bent


Just an idea, the ark could be a meta-physical construct designed to protect our fragile minds from a flood of astral material.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


EXACTLY!
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


How do you know this?
 Quoting: Bent


How do you know your theory is correct? Proof?

You see? its stupid to debate on such matters where hard evidence is not accessible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


Yes you're correct. I know nothing, but I try.
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THIS IS EARTH!
 Quoting: Bent


1) your theory is nonsense
2) Why would Noah want to put all the animals on the earth to save them from the great deluge? Sounds stupid.

Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth. Thats why it was possible
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


Just thinking....

Maybe the deluge was something you can't comprehend?
 Quoting: Bent


Maybe the deluge was simply God letting off a big fart?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


THE BIG BANG!!!!

chuckle
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


How do you know this?
 Quoting: Bent


How do you know your theory is correct? Proof?

You see? its stupid to debate on such matters where hard evidence is not accessible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


Also this comment was matter of fact. I stated I have a theory.
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