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BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth

 
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It was a Starship Ark.
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Can you explain more? I'm theorizing, if you have info, we'd really like to know.

:flower2:
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It would be impossible to fit millions of species of animal on to any water ship and considering that Noah was an ET it makes sense that it would have used something a bit more technologically advanced than a boat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443537


Yes, which is why I'm questioning the allegory.

WHY was the allegory written? And by whom?

Also, it could be just a usurpation of fact. A twist, a script flip to confuse us.
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Bent, like many of the ancient stories..they are allegories. The true nature of the story may lie in the words or the way it is told...always remember and never forget...you are more than you seem...look with open eyes and open heart....like a child through a kalidescope...the colors will reveal themselves.
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Theory is right and a false theory at that. With God all things are possible regardless of how absurd you think it is!
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the illusion of life will become clear when your time is up,if you think you are spinning on a rock in a perfect 'ironic' world then you need help... lol

i was blessed with a vision of what is to be.. i cant be the only one.
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I love these quotes, they leave you with not knowing anything!
 Quoting: Bent


not knowing anything? are you sure? do you not wonder why everything that surrounds us is perfect? i think we know it all,we are not supposed to know the reason til we leave.

the concept of time and space that surrounds us is a captured illusion,there is no escape.. thats why no matter how hard we try there is no end,infinity is something the human race is trapped in.

until that day you realise what it was all about,here we interact with others,on the other side thats not possible anymore..
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I meant, you really didn't give us anything except belief.

Everything around us in not perfect, otherwise we all would be in harmony. But, my whole point of this thread is to say that the story could be made up. Whether it's DNA in a lab or maybe an allegory, that is the debate!
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Could earth be the Mount? Could the flood be something that happened somewere else? Mars maybe?

And we sailed the 'waves' with Noah.
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And possibly our Starship Moon could be ET Noah's ark?
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Can you explain more? I'm theorizing, if you have info, we'd really like to know.

flower2
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It would be impossible to fit millions of species of animal on to any water ship and considering that Noah was an ET it makes sense that it would have used something a bit more technologically advanced than a boat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443537


Yes, which is why I'm questioning the allegory.

WHY was the allegory written? And by whom?

Also, it could be just a usurpation of fact. A twist, a script flip to confuse us.
 Quoting: Bent


Bent, like many of the ancient stories..they are allegories. The true nature of the story may lie in the words or the way it is told...always remember and never forget...you are more than you seem...look with open eyes and open heart....like a child through a kalidescope...the colors will reveal themselves.
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Thank you, I appreciate that and everyone else who's tried to think on the edge.
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Could earth be the Mount? Could the flood be something that happened somewere else? Mars maybe?

And we sailed the 'waves' with Noah.
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Yes, keep going!
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And possibly our Starship Moon could be ET Noah's ark?
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Hmmm, I'm thinking that since Earth has life that this is the Ark.
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Maybe the moon was the ark and is hallow...
and another name for Earth is Mt Ararat

maybe all inhabbitale planets are "mountains"

that's why Mt olympis and mt zion...etc

I could see a planetary body hovering on the heavens, half lit by a star as a mountain.
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iamwith
Highly unlikely, seeing as Noah's Ark is a complete work of fiction that was stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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Ok, but is the Epic of Gilgamesh fiction?
 Quoting: Bent

Considering that it was a work of literature attempting to convey how mysterious and beautiful life is, yes, I would say the stories included were works of fiction.
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you just figure that out.
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If you were handing down this information three thousand years ago, what kind of terms and words would you use.

Ain't saying I buy into this but, It does tie nicely into other thoughts on the subject..
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What subjects are you referring to? (I mean thoughts on the subject...)

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you just figure that out.
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You had the same theory?

I'm the hundredth monkey?
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I thought of this years ago as well. I was thinking maybe we had to flee Mars a long time ago.
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iamwith
Highly unlikely, seeing as Noah's Ark is a complete work of fiction that was stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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and according to the Gilgamesh Epic, it was an enclosed submersible with many more than just Noah's family aboard.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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Check this video out

[link to www.youtube.com]

the man claims he worked for the US Government in a nuclear submarine and mention all the details of it and an incident occurred on Mount Ararat in Turkey in 1980, he said Noahs ark had been found on top of the mountain and all the evidence gather from it made it certain that it was Noah's ark, he also said a group of Russian soldiers started to break it down it because it wentagainst their beliefs I guess, cause you know they did not believe in God or Gods, anyways he said he is doing this now because he thought the US government would eventually show this to the world as it would have an effect on history, science and religion, he says he is baffled by the fact that it has been 32 years and the US government did not show this to the world or its people anyways just watch the video
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You all do realize that the modern day Noah's ark has been built and sealed right?

The Norway seed vault contains specimens of every available seed and animal DNA.

It is being prepared for again.

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Something about this completely resonates.
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I thought of this years ago as well. I was thinking maybe we had to flee Mars a long time ago.
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It just came to me today.

I would really like to know, and why such a big secret? Seems we are captive, and the sheeple eat it up!. How can you believe that all the creatures on earth (X) times 2, can fit on a boat? It would have to be HUGE. (like a planet)
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Maybe the moon was the ark and is hallow...
and another name for Earth is Mt Ararat

maybe all inhabbitale planets are "mountains"

that's why Mt olympis and mt zion...etc

I could see a planetary body hovering on the heavens, half lit by a star as a mountain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13847927


Recall Sitchin's theory that one of Nibiru's moons smashed a Sun orbitting planet referred to as Tiamat. So the story goes, part of the smashed Tiamat moved orbital position to become Earth. The rest of Tiamat became debris field between Mars and Jupiter. Maybe explains Mars being a dead planet?

Maybe this collision is the deluge referred to? It would make sense if sentient beings on either planetary body knew the collision would happen, that they would try to save what could be saved in a large spaceship (such as a hollow moon).
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Maybe the moon was the ark and is hallow...
and another name for Earth is Mt Ararat

maybe all inhabbitale planets are "mountains"

that's why Mt olympis and mt zion...etc

I could see a planetary body hovering on the heavens, half lit by a star as a mountain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13847927


Recall Sitchin's theory that one of Nibiru's moons smashed a Sun orbitting planet referred to as Tiamat. So the story goes, part of the smashed Tiamat moved orbital position to become Earth. The rest of Tiamat became debris field between Mars and Jupiter. Maybe explains Mars being a dead planet?

Maybe this collision is the deluge referred to? It would make sense if sentient beings on either planetary body knew the collision would happen, that they would try to save what could be saved in a large spaceship (such as a hollow moon).
 Quoting: Woot Woot


You are assuming Earth didn't exist before the collision? My main point is, the Earth is where ALL life that we know it exists at this moment. (at least to those who have not had off-world contact which is majority.) Maybe the Earth is Noah's Ark.
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Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
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How do you know this?
 Quoting: Bent


Mona Lisa
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Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
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How do you know this?
 Quoting: Bent


Mona Lisa
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It was the dimple? I should have known...
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Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
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How do you know this?
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Mona Lisa
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It was the dimple? I should have known...
 Quoting: Bent


:) No, but that made me chuckle...look up Mona Lisa and Moon...you will see..they make us believe this is fake, but, is it?
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How do you know this?
 Quoting: Bent


Mona Lisa
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It was the dimple? I should have known...
 Quoting: Bent


:) No, but that made me chuckle...look up Mona Lisa and Moon...you will see..they make us believe this is fake, but, is it?
 Quoting: aBiNoRmAl


I'm not so sure aBi, that looks not real.
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Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
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How do you know this?
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Maybe the events of the old testament happened on mars, and the story was dumbed down for us after we started life here.
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
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Nice try but you are wrong. God specifically told noah to build an ark not earth (Gen 6:14)

God said "I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the EARTH...." Gen 6:7.


If you say " the Boat represented the earth DURING the flood" then I agree with you
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
 Quoting: Bent


Nice try but you are wrong. God specifically told noah to build an ark not earth (Gen 6:14)

God said "I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the EARTH...." Gen 6:7.


If you say " the Boat represented the earth DURING the flood" then I agree with you
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Quotes from the Bible loflac!
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
 Quoting: Bent


Nice try but you are wrong. God specifically told noah to build an ark not earth (Gen 6:14)

God said "I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the EARTH...." Gen 6:7.


If you say " the Boat represented the earth DURING the flood" then I agree with you
 Quoting: The Blessed


That's what I'm saying. That the Earth was the boat that held all the life.

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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
Ark was a craft from Mars to Earth.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


How do you know this?
 Quoting: Bent


Maybe the events of the old testament happened on mars, and the story was dumbed down for us after we started life here.
 Quoting: shadasonic


Not sure but if God gives me a riddle I can't answer, and makes me suffer because I don't know the answer? That is not a loving parent.