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BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth

 
TheGirlinBlack

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the thought of the earth landing on a mountain on ararat is just as ludicrous

you COULD, however, collect the DNA of most creatures and preserve them that way.

just sayin'....
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That's what is implied in the sumerian creation epic. Enki's son Ningishzida collected dna from many different species and brought it to Noah to take with them.
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Why not just stay away from The Bible if you want to toss out what it clearly states?

You're free to believe whatever you want, however you can't take the clear teachings of The Bible and twist them into what you want it to say.

You see, a huge problem throughout history is people who make up their own version of God and pretend their made up god is God, but it isn't, it's only a made up thing based upon their own imagination and vanity.

There's only one God and he clearly told you everything you need to know about Noah's ark.
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Maybe the moon was the ark and is hallow...
and another name for Earth is Mt Ararat

maybe all inhabbitale planets are "mountains"

that's why Mt olympis and mt zion...etc

I could see a planetary body hovering on the heavens, half lit by a star as a mountain.
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Recall Sitchin's theory that one of Nibiru's moons smashed a Sun orbitting planet referred to as Tiamat. So the story goes, part of the smashed Tiamat moved orbital position to become Earth. The rest of Tiamat became debris field between Mars and Jupiter. Maybe explains Mars being a dead planet?

Maybe this collision is the deluge referred to? It would make sense if sentient beings on either planetary body knew the collision would happen, that they would try to save what could be saved in a large spaceship (such as a hollow moon).
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sitchin also said that the Deluge occured during one of Nibiru's passings. When the effects of its passings caused more than a third of the antarctic ice-sheet to crack off into the ocean at once.
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Mona Lisa
 Quoting: aBiNoRmAl


It was the dimple? I should have known...
 Quoting: Bent


:) No, but that made me chuckle...look up Mona Lisa and Moon...you will see..they make us believe this is fake, but, is it?
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I'm not so sure aBi, that looks not real.
 Quoting: Bent


Sorry, was commenting on this and was banned for link I was trying to post...I am not saying this is real or true, but, maybe another piece of the deception, or a piece of the puzzle...everything is a deception in a deception...hard to know what is true/real...Just putting it out there..:)
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It was the dimple? I should have known...
 Quoting: Bent


:) No, but that made me chuckle...look up Mona Lisa and Moon...you will see..they make us believe this is fake, but, is it?
 Quoting: aBiNoRmAl


I'm not so sure aBi, that looks not real.
 Quoting: Bent


Sorry, was commenting on this and was banned for link I was trying to post...I am not saying this is real or true, but, maybe another piece of the deception, or a piece of the puzzle...everything is a deception in a deception...hard to know what is true/real...Just putting it out there..:)
 Quoting: aBiNoRmAl


Ok, thanks I understand.
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04/10/2012 11:22 PM
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This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
 Quoting: Bent


Earth was created from the golden record found by an advanced civilisation, try rapping your head around that one if it was true.
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How about it is a RIDDLE that was meant to be solved.

John Michell wrote in his 1971 book "Dimensions of Paradise" that the Earth is the ark. Reprinted in 2008.

B.L. Freeborn wrote in "One" see: [link to www.lulu.com]

about a similar idea.
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May be the moon is how we got here from Mars, then we parked it in the golden orbit.
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Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

abduct
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THIS IS EARTH!
 Quoting: Bent


Earth is floating through space, right?

Earth is preserving DNA, right?
 Quoting: Bent


yep all the shit in the religious books about a couple of animals is stupid, they stored their DNA not the animals themselves.
meaning the animals were not from here in the first place but a version 2.0 compatible with a new planet...


what is interesting is how did they manage to put them back into living animals with bodies?

energy ok we have this here, a lot, but you need something else, a material capable to be transformed into a vessel/body...maybe the answer is in our earth herself.

this will explain a lot of stuff, like why they came here and no where else and why earth is a huge creator working for life...

and this will obviously linked us all to this planet, we are part of it somehow damned
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As a Bible believer, my first reaction is to scoff.
However, it was my questioning of the Tower of Babel story that began the opening of my eyes and the introduction to the world of tin foil hatters. LOL!

Best wishes to you in your searching OP. Things are never as simple as they first appear. Truth is always worth digging for and I for one believe God applauds when we do.
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Haha
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Another lie.

You better start fearing God and realize that there are true consequences for your actions.
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Finally somebody has the same theory as mine;). There will be no doubt we all believe in the Bible. Yes the earth is the big boat or a space ship sent us to the earth!
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The boat or ark is a simple story, an allegory for the sheeple.

Spaceship earth makes a perfect ark for the journey. Earth has the land mass to support all the creatures. It takes two (male and female) to extend the dna for the journey to wherever we are headed.

The sun is the core energy source that we spiral (or arc/ark) around and is thrusting thru space at over 4 million miles a day. This idea seems fairly simple to me but the 'why' of it bewilders me.


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The boat or ark is a simple story, an allegory for the sheeple.

Spaceship earth makes a perfect ark for the journey. Earth has the land mass to support all the creatures. It takes two (male and female) to extend the dna for the journey to wherever we are headed.

The sun is the core energy source that we spiral (or arc/ark) around and is thrusting thru space at over 4 million miles a day. This idea seems fairly simple to me but the 'why' of it bewilders me.


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Well said!!!!

bump


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Kai D Kravit (VALIS)

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Actually, this already is a book. A very good one. Read "Nonstop" by Brian Aldiss. One of my favorites.
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This thought just crossed my mind yesterday.
Weird.
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Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


THIS IS EARTH!
 Quoting: Bent


Earth is floating through space, right?

Earth is preserving DNA, right?
 Quoting: Bent


yep all the shit in the religious books about a couple of animals is stupid, they stored their DNA not the animals themselves.
meaning the animals were not from here in the first place but a version 2.0 compatible with a new planet...


what is interesting is how did they manage to put them back into living animals with bodies?

energy ok we have this here, a lot, but you need something else, a material capable to be transformed into a vessel/body...maybe the answer is in our earth herself.

this will explain a lot of stuff, like why they came here and no where else and why earth is a huge creator working for life...

and this will obviously linked us all to this planet, we are part of it somehow damned
 Quoting: Monbazillac


Bro, everything is just Atoms.. All matter consists of atoms.. A human being is 99.999% atoms.. And all atoms are 99.999% empty space.. All atoms have a central sun, protons and electron orbiting around each of them.. Each looking like a miniature solar system.. Everything is basically a hologram, when you get down to the nitty gritty. So how do you create a hologram? There is your answer..

rockon
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Hmmm but the though of a wooden boat flying through space........
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if Noah had two of everything, does that mean that every animal is inbred?
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Ummmm This movie has already been done and it is super cool!


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At the end of the movie the main hero finds the ark and makes a new planet...which looks just like earth! :)
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you're wrong because there is no noah's ark, there is no noah, and the bible is a lie.

no matter how you interpret a lie it's still a lie.
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Nothing is a lie. Everything has to be true at some point somewhere in this ever-expanding universe. And if time is a construct (which it is) then it all must be happening now. Take it from a scientist. "Here I'm allowed everything all the time."
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I had the same idea today or shall I say breakthrough.... Considering that aliens do exist we were placed on earth by extra terrestrial civilizations. The description I read of Noah somewhere said that he was 9 meters tall.
Well I think this is an interesting theory and can be examined further once there is a contact with extra terrestrial civilizations maybe....
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Interesting thought OP......hfhfhf
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This will be the beginning
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Amazing. Is the OP still here or involved with the thread?

Had the same idea and wanted to ask some questions.
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This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
 Quoting: Bent


you're baked.
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Amazing. Is the OP still here or involved with the thread?

Had the same idea and wanted to ask some questions.
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Still here, different User Name.
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Noah gathered all the animals from the Earth to put in the Earth to survive the great flood that was on the Earth.

yeah o.k.

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