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BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth

 
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Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

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Yes. Yes it was!
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conversations with myself
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Conversations with yourself were non sequitur,
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Thanks OP, this is the most original idea on GLP in a long time. I don't wholly agree but the concept's thought-provoking.

For years I've reckoned the "Ark" was much more than a boat, and if you go back to the Sumerian story you'll see that it was a kind of giant building made of reeds that was intended to see out the flood. Some have speculated it was actually a mountaintop shelter that could survive the flooding, hence the location atop Mt Arrarat.

So if you stored all the creatures in DNA form, you could have a facility like the Global Seed Vault in Svalbard:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

In the Book of Noah, the angels or Watchers take a keen interest in Noah's work, which isn't surprising since his appearance (white hair and fiery eyes) is so like theirs that his father thinks Noah is actually one of their offspring.
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Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth.

abduct
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THIS IS EARTH!
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1) your theory is nonsense
2) Why would Noah want to put all the animals on the earth to save them from the great deluge? Sounds stupid.

Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth. Thats why it was possible
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Just thinking....

Maybe the deluge was something you can't comprehend?
 Quoting: Bent

Plasma
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"His body was white as snow and red as the blooming of a rose, and the hair of his head, and his long locks were white as wool, and his eyes beautiful. And when he opened his eyes, he lighted up the whole house like the sun, and the whole house was very bright. 3. And thereupon he arose in the hands of the midwife, opened his mouth, and †conversed with† the Lord of righteousness. 4. And his father Lamech was afraid of him and fled, and came to his father Methuselah. 5. And he said unto him: 'I have begotten a strange son, diverse from and unlike man, and resembling the sons of the God of heaven; and his nature is different and he is not like us, and his eyes are as the rays of the sun, and his countenance is glorious. 6. And it seems to me that he is not sprung from me but from the angels, and I fear that in his days a wonder may be wrought on the earth."

From a fragment of the Book of Noah, in the Book of Enoch:
[link to www.sacred-texts.com]
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This interpretation of the "Ark", based on the Biblical dimensions, looks more like a kind of temple. It's divided into the Zodiacal houses too:

[link to www.sacred-texts.com]
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THIS IS EARTH!
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1) your theory is nonsense
2) Why would Noah want to put all the animals on the earth to save them from the great deluge? Sounds stupid.

Noah's Ark was a spaceship preserving all the DNA of the animals on earth. Thats why it was possible
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14137791


Just thinking....

Maybe the deluge was something you can't comprehend?
 Quoting: Bent

Plasma
 Quoting: einsteinsfly


YES!!!!!
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luge was something you can't comprehend?
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Plasma


YES!!!!!


To survive that kind of deluge it makes sense to be underground...
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So you call me the black sheep.

Don't you know I am the pure lamb.
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This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
 Quoting: Bent


How do you know this?
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This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
 Quoting: Bent


Many people believe the x2 of each, was DNA.
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This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
 Quoting: Bent


How do you know this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443537


I don't know, I'm theorizing and everyone's heard of Noah at least in Western Culture.

My main question is, why did the writers of this story try to make us believe that 2 of every creature could fit on a boat the size of the Titanic?
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That's a big what if
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nice and simple.
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luge was something you can't comprehend?
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Plasma
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YES!!!!!


To survive that kind of deluge it makes sense to be underground...


Or out of the way of the plasma field...in another dimension.
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Interesting thought indeed
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ever think of DNA? you can get a lot of animals in a lab, plus you dont have to feed them
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nice and simple.
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Occam's razor...although it's probably Occam's razor on a ladder hanging by a rope.
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the illusion of life will become clear when your time is up,if you think you are spinning on a rock in a perfect 'ironic' world then you need help... lol

i was blessed with a vision of what is to be.. i cant be the only one.
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This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
 Quoting: Bent


How do you know this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443537


I don't know, I'm theorizing and everyone's heard of Noah at least in Western Culture.

My main question is, why did the writers of this story try to make us believe that 2 of every creature could fit on a boat the size of the Titanic?
 Quoting: Bent


It was a Starship Ark.
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the illusion of life will become clear when your time is up,if you think you are spinning on a rock in a perfect 'ironic' world then you need help... lol

i was blessed with a vision of what is to be.. i cant be the only one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14142402


I love these quotes, they leave you with not knowing anything!
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Highly unlikely, seeing as Noah's Ark is a complete work of fiction that was stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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This theory just came to me.

The thought of a boat holding all of earth's creatures X 2, is absurd.

Please discuss.
 Quoting: Bent


How do you know this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443537


I don't know, I'm theorizing and everyone's heard of Noah at least in Western Culture.

My main question is, why did the writers of this story try to make us believe that 2 of every creature could fit on a boat the size of the Titanic?
 Quoting: Bent


It was a Starship Ark.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443537


Can you explain more? I'm theorizing, if you have info, we'd really like to know.

flower2
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Highly unlikely, seeing as Noah's Ark is a complete work of fiction that was stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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Ok, but is the Epic of Gilgamesh fiction?
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As above, so below?

Looks like a prisoner.
 Quoting: Bent


Very good OP!

Who posted that? Rosicrucian..I summon you to full recount of your posting!

Apparently the Rosicrucian is telling us that all is an illusion and we are but a construct within the heavens above..then reflected, yet fragmented upon yet another image. We are the vessel.

Just guessing, but interesting topic...so can't wait to read the answers.
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How do you know this?
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I don't know, I'm theorizing and everyone's heard of Noah at least in Western Culture.

My main question is, why did the writers of this story try to make us believe that 2 of every creature could fit on a boat the size of the Titanic?
 Quoting: Bent


It was a Starship Ark.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443537


Can you explain more? I'm theorizing, if you have info, we'd really like to know.

:flower2:
 Quoting: Bent


It would be impossible to fit millions of species of animal on to any water ship and considering that Noah was an ET it makes sense that it would have used something a bit more technologically advanced than a boat.
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the thought of the earth landing on a mountain on ararat is just as ludicrous

you COULD, however, collect the DNA of most creatures and preserve them that way.

just sayin'....
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Like the Norway Doombunker?
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I don't know, I'm theorizing and everyone's heard of Noah at least in Western Culture.

My main question is, why did the writers of this story try to make us believe that 2 of every creature could fit on a boat the size of the Titanic?
 Quoting: Bent


It was a Starship Ark.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443537


Can you explain more? I'm theorizing, if you have info, we'd really like to know.

flower2
 Quoting: Bent


It would be impossible to fit millions of species of animal on to any water ship and considering that Noah was an ET it makes sense that it would have used something a bit more technologically advanced than a boat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443537


Yes, which is why I'm questioning the allegory.

WHY was the allegory written? And by whom?

Also, it could be just a usurpation of fact. A twist, a script flip to confuse us.
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the illusion of life will become clear when your time is up,if you think you are spinning on a rock in a perfect 'ironic' world then you need help... lol

i was blessed with a vision of what is to be.. i cant be the only one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14142402


I love these quotes, they leave you with not knowing anything!
 Quoting: Bent


not knowing anything? are you sure? do you not wonder why everything that surrounds us is perfect? i think we know it all,we are not supposed to know the reason til we leave.

the concept of time and space that surrounds us is a captured illusion,there is no escape.. thats why no matter how hard we try there is no end,infinity is something the human race is trapped in.

until that day you realise what it was all about,here we interact with others,on the other side thats not possible anymore..
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i believe noah's arc was a dna vault...but this theory doesn't sound crazy. ill have to think about it. nice post
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Re: BREAKING: Noah's Ark is the Earth
If you were handing down this information three thousand years ago, what kind of terms and words would you use.

Ain't saying I buy into this but, It does tie nicely into other thoughts on the subject..





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