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Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?

 
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Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Remember a while back, when Obama slipped up and said something about being in office in 10 years? Maybe he was telling the truth? Maybe hea already been there for 10-20 years? He looks terrible right? Maybe every time he fucks up, he goes back in time and replaces himself and try's a different option next time around?

That's why all presidents appear to age 20 years while in office??

Hey, I've read crazier shit here. So give this some consideration.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Remember a while back, when Obama slipped up and said something about being in office in 10 years? Maybe he was telling the truth? Maybe hea already been there for 10-20 years? He looks terrible right? Maybe every time he fucks up, he goes back in time and replaces himself and try's a different option next time around?

That's why all presidents appear to age 20 years while in office??

Hey, I've read crazier shit here. So give this some consideration.
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Because telling lies and murdering people for a living just takes its toll eventually, that's why.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
That's true too. But I like the time travel theory better. Let's put them both together. He's killed millions or billions perhaps? Over the course of 5 or more 4-8 year terms??
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Ive thought about that before. I don't know what it is but every president since Ive been alive ages so fast once they get into office. You know they are super healthy with all the presidential doctors and what not. That's always seemed odd.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Stress maybe? Granted he's a liar and a celebrity but he's still just another guy with a shitty job.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Stress maybe? Granted he's a liar and a celebrity but he's still just another guy with a shitty job.
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Well yes that is the well known and public reason for it, but we are discussing time travel on this thread.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Think about the movie, Groundhog Day? He repeats the same day over and over until he gets it right.. Everyone else stays the same age because it's the same day. But the main character, lives on and on..? What if it took him 20 years to get it right? He'd appear to age 20 years over night. But what if it were not just 1 day, but instead several days over the course of a presidential term? He'd therefore appear to age in stages. Depending on how long he lived in one time before messing up and having to come back..

How about the scar on the back of Obamas head? Could he have been assassinated in one timeline, before being fixed up and sent back?
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
No need to invoke time travel.

Presidents get taken into a smoky back room on the evening of their inauguration, and grim, cigar-chomping military types and Red Sea Pedestrian dual-citizen banksters who pull the strings tell them what is REALLY going on in the world!

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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
No need to invoke time travel.

Presidents get taken into a smoky back room on the evening of their inauguration, and grim, cigar-chomping military types and Red Sea Pedestrian dual-citizen banksters who pull the strings tell them what is REALLY going on in the world!

screamahhh

damned
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Yep, I'd buy that too... This is maybe when they get told that even though they're the president now... They don't run Shit!!
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
It is hard work trying to remember all the lies you have told people not to mention the effort it takes to come up with new ones to keep the wood chips looking the other way.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
If this is the best he can do WITH do overs. He'd be the most incompetent asshole in the world.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
That's why they have the exact same speech used twice..........
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
If this is the best he can do WITH do overs. He'd be the most incompetent asshole in the world.
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That depends on how you're judging his success or failure. From our perspective, he's a total failure. But from the elites perspective, I bet they're of the opinion that they're right on track...

That's why they have the exact same speech used twice..........
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I saw that too. What was really interesring was at the end, he stuttered when saying dissabilities, both times..?
What's an even better question, is, did he give the more recent speech first? Then went back and gave it a second time earlier?? Maybe??
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Presidents get taken into a smoky back room on the evening of their inauguration, and grim, cigar-chomping military types and Red Sea Pedestrian dual-citizen banksters who pull the strings tell them what is REALLY going on in the world!
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
NO. They step into a gravity machine at Camp David, this allows them to study more in a short time, and they come out having aged more than those outside the machine.
I love physics. It bonds us eternally, it's what makes our computers work, it's what's in my morning cup of coffee, it's the thing that keeps the universe from vanishing due to lack of belief...
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NO. They step into a gravity machine at Camp David, this allows them to study more in a short time, and they come out having aged more than those outside the machine.
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more gravity, or less?
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
If this is the best he can do WITH do overs. He'd be the most incompetent asshole in the world.
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That depends on how you're judging his success or failure. From our perspective, he's a total failure. But from the elites perspective, I bet they're of the opinion that they're right on track...

That's why they have the exact same speech used twice..........
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I saw that too. What was really interesring was at the end, he stuttered when saying dissabilities, both times..?
What's an even better question, is, did he give the more recent speech first? Then went back and gave it a second time earlier?? Maybe??
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the obvious answer is that he was a pre-recorded hologram when he gave BOTH speeches...
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
its stress and also the public wants to see the look of an older wise man in office.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
NO. They step into a gravity machine at Camp David, this allows them to study more in a short time, and they come out having aged more than those outside the machine.
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more gravity, or less?
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More will slow down time, less will make it happen faster.
Haven't any of you notice how EVERY president gets 2 weeks at Camp David, right after they take office????
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
It's grey hair dye. They need to look as if they've taken the job seriously, so they dye their hair grey and makeup adds a few wrinkles.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Remember a while back, when Obama slipped up and said something about being in office in 10 years? Maybe he was telling the truth? Maybe hea already been there for 10-20 years? He looks terrible right? Maybe every time he fucks up, he goes back in time and replaces himself and try's a different option next time around?

That's why all presidents appear to age 20 years while in office??

Hey, I've read crazier shit here. So give this some consideration.
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Obama died his hair before being elected. He wanted to look younger. Now, he doesn't dye it, so his hair is grey.

How could anyone be stressed with all the vacations, golf outings, and travel he does age him in 3 1/2 years?

The Ulsterman Report always tells it like it is...
[link to theulstermanreport.com]
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
It has to take a physical toll on you when you betray the people who voted for you. We learned the kind of man Obama is when Obama told the Russian President that he planned to hide his intentions of betraying the American people with regard to missile defense because he couldn't get elected if the American people knew what he was planning to do. But after the election Obama would be free to betray America. He told Medvdev to pass that juicy bit on to Putin. No wonder Obama's hair is turning gray and his face looks like a lumpy potato.


While President Obama was taking part in a global nuclear security summit in South Korea, he was caught on tape asking for Russian President Dmitry Medvedev for "space." "This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility," Obama implored. Obama assured the departing Russian President he will have the "flexibility" required to deal with missile defense issues after the 2012 presidential election.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
No.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Its from eating so many Sinclair cock-meat sandwiches.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Remember a while back, when Obama slipped up and said something about being in office in 10 years? Maybe he was telling the truth? Maybe hea already been there for 10-20 years? He looks terrible right? Maybe every time he fucks up, he goes back in time and replaces himself and try's a different option next time around?

That's why all presidents appear to age 20 years while in office??

Hey, I've read crazier shit here. So give this some consideration.
 Quoting: Gthree777


Obama died his hair before being elected. He wanted to look younger. Now, he doesn't dye it, so his hair is grey.

How could anyone be stressed with all the vacations, golf outings, and travel he does age him in 3 1/2 years?

The Ulsterman Report always tells it like it is...
[link to theulstermanreport.com]
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Probably no dye beforehand. He wasn't that old. You know how the camera loves a certain age group so actors from that group play all ages?
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
That shitty job takes years off your life no doubt. Before Bush 1 got elected people used to joke that Barbara Bush looked like George's mother. George looked about 20 years younger than Barbara. She was a white haired old lady, he still looked like a middle aged man.

By the time his four years was up, they looked the same age.
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
Remember a while back, when Obama slipped up and said something about being in office in 10 years? Maybe he was telling the truth? Maybe hea already been there for 10-20 years? He looks terrible right? Maybe every time he fucks up, he goes back in time and replaces himself and try's a different option next time around?

That's why all presidents appear to age 20 years while in office??

Hey, I've read crazier shit here. So give this some consideration.
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I was actually just thinking about something like this so I did a search and found your thread. I think time travel is a plausible explanation. Maybe he has to coordinate from a time in tje furture or past and when he comes back he is that much older. I didnt think of do overs but that could be plausible too.

Certainly all the old explanations of stress and knowing the truth and because he is bad and stuff could do it too I guess but for some reason time travel actually seems like the reasonable answer here. Call me crazy I guess.hf
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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
no it's because they get introduced to the aliens who are REALLY in charge!!

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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
I think they get jack by someone or something
and because of the person they are they do a lot of things wrong out there and that's how the aging happens because they get entrapped by their own desires and will to succeed in life while at the same time having the responsibility of their station that they think entitles them to take liberties lest they become dethroned.
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Clone-tech makes people look young in the early days and old in the latter days

Anticlone-tech makes people look older in the early days and younger in the latter days

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Re: Do presidents, like Obama, age faster in office, because they can time travel back an get do-overs?
They dont use makeup the same way during there second term because they're not trying to be reelected.

Grow up folks, presidents are props.

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