BREAKING! NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES ROCKET - UPDATE North Korean rocket launch 'may have failed' - US officials

They really must be happy in NK to have finally succeeded at reproducing for tv American 1960's rocket technology.

We now officially welcome them to The Star Trek Generation.

[Applause] And may the odds always be in your favor

US officials also say #NorthKorea launch was monitored by US surveillance satellites, unmanned drones & 6 anti-missile US Navy warships

Rocket failed fell into ocean

Not funny for the execution of rocket engineers but ya,...we will find out soon enough

CNN Breaking News‏@cnnbrkResponder


Japanese Defense Minister: N. Korean rocket fell into sea about a minute after launch [link to on.cnn.com]

EPIC FAIL.

Or the British version, Steptoe and Son:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Got a hash tag on that?

true, can't discount anything when it comes to them that's for sure

And you too will see your Honerable Rocket meet quick destruction by the International Commission (or international racketeers -- not rocketeers) for not playing ball with them.

Anyone trying to do anything any more will have to deal with a fully formed International Community, even for planting a carrot in your 1sqft of soil on your window sill.

Know wonder Cochran waited until after the WWIII occured, is was after that war when all the international and even national and state 'powers' were severely weaked that Warp Drive was invented and tested... without the imagined WWIII the Warp Drive would never have been invented.. oh, wait a minute.. at the moment you still have to kiss the ass of some several million assholes to fire off a bottle rocket..

That'll be the nuke going off, which was primed to been detonated over the continental US...whoops.

this is hilarious

And who knows all the other nations on scene.. many eyes in the sky guaranteed.

ro sheet...someron...going to get shot...i bet generals running for thier lives...hahaha

defintely, just about everyone probably had something looking in that general direction

This could be bad.

The government of North Korea is already probably infested with potential coup players.

What is going to happen if this is seen as a huge failure/weakness?

then pudgey boy jr is gonna be in deep shit..he's gonna wish he could defecate

That's why there's a worry they'll blame the west.

My uncle just called and said that his neighbor's grandfather told him that his nephew's step brother said that North Korea is 33 minutes away from a full scale attack of South Korea.
I kid you knot...

And? So what. They blame us, Japan, SK all the time. What is so different this time?

for everyone's enjoyment:

Steve Herman ‏ @W7VOA

MT @MaryKayMagistad: Listening to BBC's Damian Grammaticas; says visiting journos in Pyongyang weren't allowed to see the launch..


SO why the fuck did they invite them?

So tomato plants INSIDE, correct?

Well, blaming them is fine, the issue is if they go further than that.

Good insight! :)

I CONDEMN THIS IN THE STRONGEST LANGUAGE POSSIBLE.

The North Korean people with suffer for this launch.. the provision of food aid. Food is a mean bargaining chip!

Before you laugh at NK, remember this:

LOL!!