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why an apple?

 
Monbazillac
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why an apple?
strange how this peculiar fruit was chosen don't you think?

why an apple and not a banana or a peach or idk a broccoli broccoli

stuff about the unfamous apple...

[link to www.orangepippin.com]

these 2 are just amazing...

Apples are a member of the rose family.

Archeologists have found evidence that humans have been enjoying apples since at least 6500 B.C.


and what about the golden apple? the apple of discord?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

the story of freia and loki is very similar to wut pennywise

sex appeal/sex apple sssssshhhh speedbanan

and don't forget this!

an apple a day keep the doctor away bdance

btw depending on how you cut an apple, you will see 2 patterns very different, a good one and a not so good one, chose wisely goodevil
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Re: why an apple?
Dont eat the lettuce redface
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Re: why an apple?
Dont eat the lettuce redface
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chuckle

you know we have this in common, our countries are crazy apple lovers maybe we should start a cult!
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Re: why an apple?
blue apples is it the gretaest conspiracy alive
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Re: why an apple?
Apples are the perfect representation of the flow of the earth's EM field.
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04/12/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: why an apple?
They also resemble titties.
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Re: why an apple?
Dont eat the lettuce redface
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chuckle

you know we have this in common, our countries are crazy apple lovers maybe we should start a cult!
 Quoting: Monbazillac


You ate the lettuce. You are the new eve. Shame on you angryface you filthy retch. Yooooou are to blame. lol. you.

Lets start a cult. What shall we call it? The way of the lettuce? Love light and lettuce? Lettuce join hands today for we gona need the strength, as its me and The lettuce lover against all of humanity. I wish we was never born tbh
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Re: why an apple?
Dont eat the lettuce redface
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chuckle

you know we have this in common, our countries are crazy apple lovers maybe we should start a cult!
 Quoting: Monbazillac


You are the original lettuce leaf
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Re: why an apple?
I don't believe the Bible states it was an apple. It states it was forbiden fruit. We are not sure which fruit it was.
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

Psalm 141:10 - Let the wicked fall into thier own nets, While I escape safely.
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Re: why an apple?
They also resemble titties.
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oh oh look more downstairs and you will find a nasty secret but it works for tits too chuckle
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Re: why an apple?
Dont eat the lettuce redface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


chuckle

you know we have this in common, our countries are crazy apple lovers maybe we should start a cult!
 Quoting: Monbazillac


You ate the lettuce. You are the new eve. Shame on you angryface you filthy retch. Yooooou are to blame. lol. you.

Lets start a cult. What shall we call it? The way of the lettuce? Love light and lettuce? Lettuce join hands today for we gona need the strength, as its me and The lettuce lover against all of humanity. I wish we was never born tbh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


we were born to fight for the lettuce cult, this is our mission leaf boss
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Re: why an apple?
I don't believe the Bible states it was an apple. It states it was forbiden fruit. We are not sure which fruit it was.
 Quoting: txtrblmkr


You are correct. Scripture does not state the name of the fruit. Man has decided it was an apple. The reason for Apple computer's name and bite out of the apple was a representation of the tree of knowledge.

Quite sickeningly blasphemous if you ask me. Making merry over the symbolism that was the fall of mankind. What do you expect from a hippy.
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Re: why an apple?
I don't believe the Bible states it was an apple. It states it was forbiden fruit. We are not sure which fruit it was.
 Quoting: txtrblmkr


You are correct. Scripture does not state the name of the fruit. Man has decided it was an apple. The reason for Apple computer's name and bite out of the apple was a representation of the tree of knowledge.

Quite sickeningly blasphemous if you ask me. Making merry over the symbolism that was the fall of mankind. What do you expect from a hippy.
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Re: why an apple?
No wonder the US is in such trouble with all those apple pies being eaten. You bunch of apple pie eating satanists. First the apple, then the knowledge of how to build an oven, then the nitrogen to make that tasty ice cream or a bomb, what next? The tech to go to the moon?
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Re: why an apple?
Dont eat the lettuce redface
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chuckle

you know we have this in common, our countries are crazy apple lovers maybe we should start a cult!
 Quoting: Monbazillac


You ate the lettuce. You are the new eve. Shame on you angryface you filthy retch. Yooooou are to blame. lol. you.

Lets start a cult. What shall we call it? The way of the lettuce? Love light and lettuce? Lettuce join hands today for we gona need the strength, as its me and The lettuce lover against all of humanity. I wish we was never born tbh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


we were born to fight for the lettuce cult, this is our mission :leaf boss:
 Quoting: Monbazillac


Then lets take the lettuce to them hf
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Re: why an apple?
I don't believe the Bible states it was an apple. It states it was forbiden fruit. We are not sure which fruit it was.
 Quoting: txtrblmkr


you will never find the answer if you search for a real fruit lol!

read your bible not litterally, the forbidden fruit is sex nothing more, the fruit is between eve legs.
why you will find so many pedo in the religious cults?
because sex is forbidden, sex is bad, sex is nasty oh my oh my no sex is just an expression of life, without sex and women = no babies period.

what is a nun?
a woman married to a god who hate her, the same as a woman wearing a burka don't you see it? the black death robe hidding what she is.

why women are witches?
hey we bleed each months and we don't die, we can create a human being in our belly, this must be some kind of magical power!

btw all the religious cults agree with a strange fact, when a woman is bleeding she's not pure...no no no blood is pure and our blood coming from the matrice is full of life, cells yep.

same goes for the placenta, full of pure life!


this explain why the god of the bible is a gay asshole killing her pairs and her seeds, the others apples and the children and the bonus is turning our men into gay puppets or stupid morons hurting us, how pathetic is this really damned
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04/12/2012 09:33 PM
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Re: why an apple?
Turn an apple over....what does it look like?
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Re: why an apple?
I don't believe the Bible states it was an apple. It states it was forbiden fruit. We are not sure which fruit it was.
 Quoting: txtrblmkr


You are correct. Scripture does not state the name of the fruit. Man has decided it was an apple. The reason for Apple computer's name and bite out of the apple was a representation of the tree of knowledge.

Quite sickeningly blasphemous if you ask me. Making merry over the symbolism that was the fall of mankind. What do you expect from a hippy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1838356


me a hippy?
sorry but no i'm totally the opposite of this pathetic lamb character invented by your master devil6
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I don't believe the Bible states it was an apple. It states it was forbiden fruit. We are not sure which fruit it was.
 Quoting: txtrblmkr


You are correct. Scripture does not state the name of the fruit. Man has decided it was an apple. The reason for Apple computer's name and bite out of the apple was a representation of the tree of knowledge.

Quite sickeningly blasphemous if you ask me. Making merry over the symbolism that was the fall of mankind. What do you expect from a hippy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1838356


People will try and make a dime off anything....gimicks, marketing; doesn't matter what it is, we will use it, if it sells.
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

Psalm 141:10 - Let the wicked fall into thier own nets, While I escape safely.
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Turn an apple over....what does it look like?
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s226 and the peace symbol, now connect the dots and btw mercedes (you know the car wearing a peace symbol as an emblem) is just another form of the name mary in spanish...

so who turned the woman upside down without any respect for her private parts?

must be a crazy perv with no respect for her...



she said it all...the toxic slave and master game must end...
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Long live the Leaf boss aka Lettuce lover royale. We are going to turn over a new leaf. Let no lettuce be unturned. Grow a set of lettuce sized balls. Never back down from the ansestors of the snake. The Worm. Yes we are the b team. The mouthy bunch. Yet on this day the Leaf boss has spoken. yoda
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Long live the Leaf boss aka Lettuce lover royale. We are going to turn over a new leaf. Let no lettuce be unturned. Grow a set of lettuce sized balls. Never back down from the ansestors of the snake. The Worm. Yes we are the b team. The mouthy bunch. Yet on this day the Leaf boss has spoken. yoda
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frogmouth
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Long live the Leaf boss aka Lettuce lover royale. We are going to turn over a new leaf. Let no lettuce be unturned. Grow a set of lettuce sized balls. Never back down from the ansestors of the snake. The Worm. Yes we are the b team. The mouthy bunch. Yet on this day the Leaf boss has spoken. yoda
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:frogmouth:
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speedbanan
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ORANGE. lol

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blue apples is it the gretaest conspiracy alive
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Are there really blue apples? I would love to have some seeds for those.
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Re: why an apple?
Remember...it all started with an apple in the garden.
"A truth's initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed. When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic."
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"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."
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Dont eat the lettuce redface
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Google Horus, Set and lettuce for a really wild myth, lmao.
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Re: why an apple?
To brush your teeth
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Re: why an apple?
Don't you mean Sigyn and Loki? (and it's Freyja btw)

and what do they have to do with the Apple in the first place?

Just wondering - it's unusual for me to see the christian story of creation blended with nordic history....hfpeacehf