Dear Sweat Baby Jesus, Car accidents are now happening all over the United States. People are losing their minds! Must take away cars!

Today thousands of American Motorists took to the fine highways of this once peaceful nation only to turn their cars into wheels of death.

Look, all I'm saying is every day people have heart attacks, every day.

People get in bar fights.

People get in automobile accidents.

And yes, people shoot other people.

This is not a crisis, or an outbreak.

When the revolution in this country does start (if it does), you will know it, and this isn't it yet.

A few things to be sure of though, more people are awake, and no one is giving up their guns no matter how many cops get shot. If anything this for me solidifies the idea that a gun is needed to protect yourself.

Look at it this way, the police aren't even safe, and even if you passed some law, no one would obey it and certainly not the types that are going to be shooting at cops.