My fellow workout buddy shAt his gym shorts today while doing squats...

Thanks for my first laugh of the day.

There was a post about some guy who said he had bad gas and it was also leg day. Related?

Well WTF did he do afterwards? did he run away, did he start huffing and puffing and acting like really upset with himself, did he crack a corny joke? WHAT?

He should have yelled, "OMG SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!"

LOL!

I wouldn't say a word to him. Don't bring it up at all. Next time you are at the gym, just as he starts to do his squats "wait, I need to back up, don't want you to shit on me". Or send him some depends. Maybe a good nickname. I am sure GLP folks can come up with some good nicknames. A man who shits his pants shall never forget it!

Thanks for the laugh!

If our language kept its Germanic roots, we would say I shit, he shat, we had geshitten.

Shit the pants in a gym full of insensible materialist hot woman may seriously traumatize a man's soul for the next 2 or 3 reincarnations.

When something like this happens, no matter how tough a dude is, his soul is immediately shattered and no sound comes from his throat. It takes a lifetime to recover from an experience like that. Think about all those insensible-selfish-mega-narcissist-hot-goddess-like-women staring at you after you pooped your pants in a full gym...

The concept of "public humiliation" is taken to another level.

True story:
When I was a senior in high school there was a really uppity freshman cheerleader that thought she was hot shit because she got railed by half the seniors on our football team. Literally, 20 different guys had at her in her first 3 weeks in HS. She had a very angry old prude for Spanish class, and when they were taking their first exam of the year, in the 4th week, the teacher would not allow her to use the restroom for the entirety of the class, as she thought that the cheerleader would go to the restroom and text friends for answers.

About 5 minutes before the end of class she stood up and tried to run to the bathroom, but it was to late.

In a very short white skirt, she proceeded to unleash a storm of the most repulsive diarrhea all over herself, the floor, and her own seat in the process of standing up. The odor carried though the entire language hallway for the rest of the day, and the classroom was vacated for cleanup.

It was the single most funny episode of Karma I have ever seen in my life, and from what some friends of mine in her grade have told me, here we sit, shes going to graduate this year, and people still call her shitty pants.

Rumor has it that she took anal from about half those guys as well, which would prove this to be an incidence of cause and effect. Maybe if she wasn't such an anal whore she could've held it longer.

Whenever this happens, report it as soon as possible here at GLP.

^^^THIS^^^

I literally did the same thing walking out of Red Robin's today, VERY loud and powerful fart followed by a little nugget..

Watch out for Hemorrhoids from heavy squats.

It's always something.

yeah really what you gonna do? just play it cool? how can you play it cool when you shit your pants in the fucking gym.

you know that bad feeling to watch someone else in an embarrassing situation? when they look so uncomfortable that it makes you uncomfortable?


in german we have a word for it: fremdschaemen (external shame.

illuminati blood ritual...

Great story, very obviously not true though.

il tell ya one thing.. you can do alot worse than shit yourself doing some heavy squats.. you never heard of people getting major spinal damage and shit? the last time i did squats a couple years ago when i was last working out i almost done my back in and never done squats since.. not everyone needs to do squats really so i said fuck squats..