My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...

you got a real winner there

Dude i could think of something besides ear wax she could be munching on.

I dont know what to say

I've heard, read and seen some strange things in my time. An ear wax eating girlfriend is a new one to me. Ween her off and give her bee's wax instead, maybe?

Armpit sex?

get a real girlfriend. monkeys and chimps do that

At least she isn't eating dryer sheets.

well growing up mom use to feed us this
[link to greekfood.about.com]
with our ear wax. made the gum soft.

Is true!

My ex used to love licking my armpits. Lay me down and lick my armpits then go to work. I like that. My other gorgeous ex kinda liked the smell of ass. She said its kinda nice in a weird way. So it would be mainly hers but one or two times she would feel at peace if I laid behind her and she could smell my finger lol. This is the chick who still sucks her thumb and has a weird mouth because of it. She would give the best blowjobs. True

she sounds like a gem

op your gf is a cat

Those sub-Saharan gals are great that way.

lol

She was

Alcohol must be involved because the only way that could taste good is after 12 beers and a couple boiler makers.

My wife likes to stroke and poke my wiener till it starts spooging and she eats every last bit...

eeeeew, grossssss OP!!!!

Alcohol must be involved because the only way that could taste good is after 12 beers and a couple boiler makers.

Bet you wish your glasses couldn't read this eh? LOL *scared deer look*

way to be creepy!

I'll say, Geez

OP.....you are both fat and unattractive.....right?

Wtf OP, are you dating a rhesus monkey?

Nasty Ass thread is Nasty.

proof humans came from a type of monkey

op your gf is a cat