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My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...

 
Scratch My Itch
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04/13/2012 10:50 PM
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My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
Whats the obsession with smelling and eating ear wax? My girlfriend daily tries to scratch and itch my ears to fish for ear wax. She wasn't like this until she read some threads here at GLP about ear wax. Apparently, people were saying they ate their ear wax and described how it tasted. Now, my gf eats wax like crazy. Whats going on.....?
Anonymous Coward
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04/13/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
you got a real winner there
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04/13/2012 10:54 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
Dude i could think of something besides ear wax she could be munching on.
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04/13/2012 11:02 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
I dont know what to say
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04/13/2012 11:21 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
I've heard, read and seen some strange things in my time. An ear wax eating girlfriend is a new one to me. Ween her off and give her bee's wax instead, maybe?
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04/13/2012 11:23 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
Armpit sex?
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04/13/2012 11:28 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
Whats the obsession with smelling and eating ear wax? My girlfriend daily tries to scratch and itch my ears to fish for ear wax. She wasn't like this until she read some threads here at GLP about ear wax. Apparently, people were saying they ate their ear wax and described how it tasted. Now, my gf eats wax like crazy. Whats going on.....?
 Quoting: Scratch My Itch 1680320


get a real girlfriend. monkeys and chimps do that
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04/13/2012 11:29 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
At least she isn't eating dryer sheets.
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04/13/2012 11:30 PM
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04/13/2012 11:33 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
well growing up mom use to feed us this
[link to greekfood.about.com]
with our ear wax. made the gum soft.

Is true!
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04/13/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
My ex used to love licking my armpits. Lay me down and lick my armpits then go to work. I like that. My other gorgeous ex kinda liked the smell of ass. She said its kinda nice in a weird way. So it would be mainly hers but one or two times she would feel at peace if I laid behind her and she could smell my finger lol. This is the chick who still sucks her thumb and has a weird mouth because of it. She would give the best blowjobs. True
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04/13/2012 11:38 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
My ex used to love licking my armpits. Lay me down and lick my armpits then go to work. I like that. My other gorgeous ex kinda liked the smell of ass. She said its kinda nice in a weird way. So it would be mainly hers but one or two times she would feel at peace if I laid behind her and she could smell my finger lol. This is the chick who still sucks her thumb and has a weird mouth because of it. She would give the best blowjobs. True
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damned she sounds like a gem
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04/13/2012 11:39 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
op your gf is a cat
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04/13/2012 11:40 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
Whats the obsession with smelling and eating ear wax? My girlfriend daily tries to scratch and itch my ears to fish for ear wax. She wasn't like this until she read some threads here at GLP about ear wax. Apparently, people were saying they ate their ear wax and described how it tasted. Now, my gf eats wax like crazy. Whats going on.....?
 Quoting: Scratch My Itch 1680320


Those sub-Saharan gals are great that way.
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04/13/2012 11:41 PM
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op your gf is a cat
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lol
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04/13/2012 11:42 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
My ex used to love licking my armpits. Lay me down and lick my armpits then go to work. I like that. My other gorgeous ex kinda liked the smell of ass. She said its kinda nice in a weird way. So it would be mainly hers but one or two times she would feel at peace if I laid behind her and she could smell my finger lol. This is the chick who still sucks her thumb and has a weird mouth because of it. She would give the best blowjobs. True
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damned she sounds like a gem
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She was
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04/13/2012 11:42 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
Whats the obsession with smelling and eating ear wax? My girlfriend daily tries to scratch and itch my ears to fish for ear wax. She wasn't like this until she read some threads here at GLP about ear wax. Apparently, people were saying they ate their ear wax and described how it tasted. Now, my gf eats wax like crazy. Whats going on.....?
 Quoting: Scratch My Itch 1680320


Alcohol must be involved because the only way that could taste good is after 12 beers and a couple boiler makers.
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04/13/2012 11:43 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
My wife likes to stroke and poke my wiener till it starts spooging and she eats every last bit...
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04/13/2012 11:44 PM
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eeeeew, grossssss OP!!!!
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04/13/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
Whats the obsession with smelling and eating ear wax? My girlfriend daily tries to scratch and itch my ears to fish for ear wax. She wasn't like this until she read some threads here at GLP about ear wax. Apparently, people were saying they ate their ear wax and described how it tasted. Now, my gf eats wax like crazy. Whats going on.....?
 Quoting: Scratch My Itch 1680320


Alcohol must be involved because the only way that could taste good is after 12 beers and a couple boiler makers.
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04/13/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
eeeeew, grossssss OP!!!!
 Quoting: KateSask


Bet you wish your glasses couldn't read this eh? LOL *scared deer look*
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04/13/2012 11:46 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
My wife likes to stroke and poke my wiener till it starts spooging and she eats every last bit...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1538104


way to be creepy!
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04/13/2012 11:47 PM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
eeeeew, grossssss OP!!!!
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Bet you wish your glasses couldn't read this eh? LOL *scared deer look*
 Quoting: Muggl3z


I'll say, Geez blink
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04/14/2012 12:01 AM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
My wife likes to stroke and poke my wiener till it starts spooging and she eats every last bit...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1538104


yak
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04/14/2012 12:16 AM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
OP.....you are both fat and unattractive.....right?
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04/14/2012 02:15 AM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
Wtf OP, are you dating a rhesus monkey?
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04/14/2012 02:16 AM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
Nasty Ass thread is Nasty.
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04/14/2012 02:22 AM
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ohno
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12/28/2012 02:51 AM

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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
proof humans came from a type of monkey
..why don't you take a seat over there
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02/16/2013 11:42 AM
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Re: My girlfriend likes to scratch and itch my ears as she fishes for ear wax to eat...
proof humans came from a type of monkey
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op your gf is a cat
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