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Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.

 
Lamplite
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04/14/2012 05:25 AM

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Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
I'm about to kill billions, not millions.

I'm about to get total control of all mankind.

How am I going to do it?

hint


I'm already in the process of doing it, how am I doing it?



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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 03:10 PM
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04/14/2012 05:27 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Well you'll have to fight the alien species that allready controls this planet first-good luck with that.
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04/14/2012 05:28 AM

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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Well you'll have to fight the alien species that allready controls this planet first-good luck with that.
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Let's assume I am those aliens.
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04/14/2012 05:30 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
You are manipulating our subconscious minds so we kill each other?

You slowly change the atmosphere of our planet to your needs?

You sabotage our nuclear power plants?
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04/14/2012 05:31 AM

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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Come on ... this is a game, best suggestions please.


I do have my own ideas on this and I will come out with them in a while but first off lets see what you guys think ...



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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 06:00 AM
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04/14/2012 05:35 AM

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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
OK I will play along by answering ...



You are manipulating our subconscious minds so we kill each other? Not really but I maybe distracting you with race baiting.

You slowly change the atmosphere of our planet to your needs Yes but my needs are not really that different to your needs

You sabotage our nuclear power plants? Yes but not to cause radiation leaks.
 Quoting: •••Weltschmerz•••


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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 05:38 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Well you'll have to fight the alien species that allready controls this planet first-good luck with that.
 Quoting: khnum 455005


Let's assume I am those aliens.
 Quoting: Lamplite


Well the Gnostic Gospels state that if man loses free will the pin will be pulled on the planet so your victory will be very much a Dr Strangelove moment.
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04/14/2012 05:39 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
This planet has been destroyed by mankind, you can have it.
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04/14/2012 05:40 AM

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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Well you'll have to fight the alien species that allready controls this planet first-good luck with that.
 Quoting: khnum 455005


Let's assume I am those aliens.
 Quoting: Lamplite


Well the Gnostic Gospels state that if man loses free will the pin will be pulled on the planet so your victory will be very much a Dr Strangelove moment.
 Quoting: khnum 455005


That won't happen because I have made deals with the men in charge, they're on my team, have been for ages.

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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 05:42 AM
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04/14/2012 05:41 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
First, you create history for the human being. Next you shove as much information about reality and emotion as you can in to as many outlets as you can. Finally, amongst those who are not aware of your deception, you pull the plug on their reality and hope they succumb to the subconscious messages laid out endless before them. You don't do anything. You watch us panic within our system because we're too irrational to imagine anything else. Any bit of light slighted by our dark with such mass as to create sensation. -__- Am I close?
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
ZGday you are controlling our bowel movements and we are crapping ourselves to deathstir
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
This planet has been destroyed by mankind, you can have it.
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No it hasn't, the planet has a heart beat which is it's magnetic field and it's magma.

It is alive and well.
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04/14/2012 05:44 AM

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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
First, you create history for the human being. Next you shove as much information about reality and emotion as you can in to as many outlets as you can. Finally, amongst those who are not aware of your deception, you pull the plug on their reality and hope they succumb to the subconscious messages laid out endless before them. You don't do anything. You watch us panic within our system because we're too irrational to imagine anything else. Any bit of light slighted by our dark with such mass as to create sensation. -__- Am I close?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348050


Sort of, I did create all your religions.

Humans already know about me.

This would not be enough to get control though but it helps.
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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 05:45 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
ZGday you are controlling our bowel movements and we are crapping ourselves to deathstir
 Quoting: The Man From Junee


troll
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04/14/2012 05:51 AM

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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Come on ... I am doing something simple ... you all know I am doing this and this simple thing will deliver to me my prize.

None of you are even close yet.

What am I doing?

Hint bible tards should have a head start on this?




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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 06:14 AM
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04/14/2012 05:53 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
You are the goverment for 100 Please
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
You are the goverment for 100 Please
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Probably
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04/14/2012 05:56 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Oh boy, we meet again, here, on the planet they call Earth. I guess you did not learned the lesson from Sorath 5, huh?
Ok, i will give you a fair warning like i did last time, but i guess you wont listen to it again. Please LEAVE till is too late for you and yours, we came here first, AGAIN!
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04/14/2012 05:58 AM

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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Oh boy, we meet again, here, on the planet they call Earth. I guess you did not learned the lesson from Sorath 5, huh?
Ok, i will give you a fair warning like i did last time, but i guess you wont listen to it again. Please LEAVE till is too late for you and yours, we came here first, AGAIN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246


No, you were not here first and you're only you because we genetically altered you ... now don't get arrogant, OK?
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Oh boy, we meet again, here, on the planet they call Earth. I guess you did not learned the lesson from Sorath 5, huh?
Ok, i will give you a fair warning like i did last time, but i guess you wont listen to it again. Please LEAVE till is too late for you and yours, we came here first, AGAIN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246


No, you were not here first and you're only you because we genetically altered you ... now don't get arrogant, OK?
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 Quoting: Lamplite

We did not asked you to do that, so we do not feel like we owe you anything. And, by the way, you made a huge mistake by doing that. We are now superior to your race and kicking your ass all around galaxy.
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04/14/2012 06:02 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Can you prove your claim or are you just a crazy person on this forum?
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Oh man, do I have to give out hints?

OK the hint is ... the answer is in Revelations ...
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Can you prove your claim or are you just a crazy person on this forum?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14342338


It's a game ...

But I do have an idea of what the aliens are doing ... play along.
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Aliens our like people you have good ones and bad ones.
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Oh boy, we meet again, here, on the planet they call Earth. I guess you did not learned the lesson from Sorath 5, huh?
Ok, i will give you a fair warning like i did last time, but i guess you wont listen to it again. Please LEAVE till is too late for you and yours, we came here first, AGAIN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246


No, you were not here first and you're only you because we genetically altered you ... now don't get arrogant, OK?
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 Quoting: Lamplite

We did not asked you to do that, so we do not feel like we owe you anything. And, by the way, you made a huge mistake by doing that. We are now superior to your race and kicking your ass all around galaxy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246


lol don't make me laugh

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04/14/2012 06:08 AM

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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Aliens our like people you have good ones and bad ones.
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Yes but my bunch want total control and we are going to get it.

Mankind knows all about that, seeing as you are like me.


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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 06:09 AM
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
I'm about to kill billions, not millions.

I'm about to get total control of all mankind.

How am I going to do it?

hint


I'm already in the process of doing it, how am I doing it?



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 Quoting: Lamplite


Fast food?
tounge
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One equal temper of heroic hearts made weak by time and fate but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yield"
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
I can see this game may take days?

I though someone would have guessed by now?
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
I'm about to kill billions, not millions.

I'm about to get total control of all mankind.

How am I going to do it?

hint


I'm already in the process of doing it, how am I doing it?



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 Quoting: Lamplite


Fast food?
tounge
 Quoting: Kael


Clever but no.
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
The bad ones our less evolved and will do anything to have control of this world!. the good ones are more evolved and know that everything wil be like it is. And they wil help if its necessary.
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Re: Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.
Start ww3
When the sheeple think all hope is lost, make your grand entrance to offer help.

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