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I'm so excited! The words in the Bible are flying off the pages, it only means one thing. The time is near, I can smell it, I can feel it! I love you Jesus and awaiting your arrival. The world has gone truely mad and your birth pains are seen everywhere. It is time.
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

Psalm 141:10 - Let the wicked fall into thier own nets, While I escape safely.
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Amen...I started re-reading all the New Testament a few months ago, want to memorise it and I was also flying through the pages but everytime I read it, I still learn something new and say "how could I have missed that ? " Heaven will be wonderful, praise God/Jesus !
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"dont be afraid of the lightings."
"do you want a rainbow?"
wow, did i missed more things?
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Going through 1 Thessaloniands now and loving it...come quickly Lord..
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[link to www.youtube.com]

Let's try the link again!
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Can you feel the little twitches, just before he comes?
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cAT, did we ever did it when we where kids?
i am not talking about the kiss.
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I'm so excited! The words in the Bible are flying off the pages, it only means one thing. The time is near, I can smell it, I can feel it! I love you Jesus and awaiting your arrival. The world has gone truely mad and your birth pains are seen everywhere. It is time.
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I agree thank you for standing up and declare this people need to hear this rose
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I'm so excited! The words in the Bible are flying off the pages, it only means one thing. The time is near, I can smell it, I can feel it! I love you Jesus and awaiting your arrival. The world has gone truely mad and your birth pains are seen everywhere. It is time.
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HE is "near". beloved "he" is always near, he is never far away. stop putting "god" up in the sky some place. the Father is as near as your mind. OH did you mean jesus? He is near too, he returned in 1954 aboard craft already and if Kennedy had not been murdered, amongst other difficulties he would be walking this world year and years ago already. Kennedy was to announce our visitors that day, he had been taken to meet Jesus personally.
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Can you feel the little twitches, just before he comes?
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Oh people will feel the WAVE, those ready for it, when the biggest lap arrives.
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Can you feel the little twitches, just before he comes?
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Oh people will feel the WAVE, those ready for it, when the biggest lap arrives.
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You are insane
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Can you feel the little twitches, just before he comes?
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Oh people will feel the WAVE, those ready for it, when the biggest lap arrives.
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You are insane
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That's putting it mildly.
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Can you feel the little twitches, just before he comes?
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Oh people will feel the WAVE, those ready for it, when the biggest lap arrives.
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You are insane
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That's putting it mildly.
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There is something strange about her,like there is no healthy brain cell left
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I'm so excited! The words in the Bible are flying off the pages, it only means one thing. The time is near, I can smell it, I can feel it! I love you Jesus and awaiting your arrival. The world has gone truely mad and your birth pains are seen everywhere. It is time.
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HE is "near". beloved "he" is always near, he is never far away. stop putting "god" up in the sky some place. the Father is as near as your mind. OH did you mean jesus? He is near too, he returned in 1954 aboard craft already and if Kennedy had not been murdered, amongst other difficulties he would be walking this world year and years ago already. Kennedy was to announce our visitors that day, he had been taken to meet Jesus personally.
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I'm so excited! The words in the Bible are flying off the pages, it only means one thing. The time is near, I can smell it, I can feel it! I love you Jesus and awaiting your arrival. The world has gone truely mad and your birth pains are seen everywhere. It is time.
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smile_kisssmile_kisssmile_heargrouphug
Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
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Can you feel the little twitches, just before he comes?
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pffffft, Breif...
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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Amen...I started re-reading all the New Testament a few months ago, want to memorise it and I was also flying through the pages but everytime I read it, I still learn something new and say "how could I have missed that ? " Heaven will be wonderful, praise God/Jesus !
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God has ask me to listen, read, watch the bible front to back 24 /7hf
Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
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Harold Camping, is that you?
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Harold Camping, is that you?
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satan, is that you???
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I hate to disappoint you, but it's not Jesus who will be coming....

....it's Metatron.


And none of you will be happy for long once he arrives...



Of course, all of you are too foolish to believe that...now. Just know that I did tell you in advance. wink
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The words in the bible are not intended to be read and understood literally.

The world really wasn't created in 6 days you know!
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Life Is God Anyway You Worship It
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The words in the bible are not intended to be read and understood literally.

The world really wasn't created in 6 days you know!
 Quoting: ExDeus 14387450


The way I understood it; "and the morning and the evening was the sixth (or whatever number) day". Plainly states that it is talking about literal days. If you are talking about how 1 day is to God as a thousand years and a thousand years one day, then yes, but that doesn't apply for this situation.
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Harold Camping, is that you?
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satan, is that you???
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no he's having coffee at my home devil6

do you realize since they wrote the first religious nonsense, everybody is waiting for the return of their own mess yeah?

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I hate to disappoint you, but it's not Jesus who will be coming....

....it's Metatron.


And none of you will be happy for long once he arrives...



Of course, all of you are too foolish to believe that...now. Just know that I did tell you in advance. wink
 Quoting: RevealerOfSecrets 14387387


For someone whom loves Jesus but I have been having strange dreams and visions lately. Can you tell me about Metatron?

I have a familiar feeling when I hear this name like I know him for some odd reason.

I had a strange vision or dream last week about a man's face but only his face he was blue eyed and blond been having dreams about this man a lot lately and visions. His face was coming through this almost machine like matrix around him like it was some weird dimension that he was breaking through. He was screaming like it toke all his strength to try and break through...it was very unnerving when I woke up as I don't dream about things like this.
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He tried to use the twin sumatra earthquakes a few days ago to get people to repent...I think His patience has ran out. Cali quake will kill millions...millions will go to Hell...If only they knew what it was like before they got there. He IS coming soon...VERY VERY VERY SOOON.
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>mfw the prophecy was true and there will come an alien disguised as a man/Jesus who will do miracles and sway the crowds

christianity is the biggest lie and the bible the biggest joke

wake up
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The Universe is much grandeur than you petty ants sky fairies.

The aliens when we ever do have contact will laugh at them religious folk because they hold onto a close-minded thought that sheepfarmerw wrote 2000 years ago. So trivial our little speck of dust is compared to the infinite planets in our universe.

Keep on preaching with revelations and your splendid glory it sure is fascinating to observe the last of your ignorant kind.
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Oh people will feel the WAVE, those ready for it, when the biggest lap arrives.
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You are insane
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That's putting it mildly.
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There is something strange about her,like there is no healthy brain cell left
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look at her avatar..

now compare it to this..

[link to www.google.com]

IMHO she's cia

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we're here to go
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The words in the bible are not intended to be read and understood literally.

The world really wasn't created in 6 days you know!
 Quoting: ExDeus 14387450


The way I understood it; "and the morning and the evening was the sixth (or whatever number) day". Plainly states that it is talking about literal days. If you are talking about how 1 day is to God as a thousand years and a thousand years one day, then yes, but that doesn't apply for this situation.
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK


The way you understand is exactly how its intended you should understand it, but not how it happened.

Yayweh has rather overstated it's role in the whole thing.

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