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HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ANY CHRISTIANS WHO ARE WILLING TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD BELIEVE OR HOW TO LIVE?

 
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HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ANY CHRISTIANS WHO ARE WILLING TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD BELIEVE OR HOW TO LIVE?
OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
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Open your heart to Jesus. repent. It's simple, just look up how to repent, a simple prayer is the most common form of asking for the Holy Spirit to live in you/with you. People usually start reading the bible after that and figure out the 'rules' for themselves. Basic rule is to reject lies and lying.
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Open your heart to Jesus. repent. It's simple, just look up how to repent, a simple prayer is the most common form of asking for the Holy Spirit to live in you/with you. People usually start reading the bible after that and figure out the 'rules' for themselves. Basic rule is to reject lies and lying.
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Well, THANK YOU. Why are you guys usually so stingy with the advice? People are thirsting for your input!
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The basic rule is to not lie and reject lying?

Like hell thats the basics.

The first basic, is blind faith, no matter what, and subservience to the idea.
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Do you have night terrors OP?
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the blind cannot lead the blind
the people with blind faith cannot teach other people with blind faith(~.

Solution:

Use your wisdom to establish your relationship with Our Creator God ~ this will eliminate religion from Your Life and accomplish God's Will(~).

Now > > > Please read my signature(~).hf
We get the powers over us that we've earned collectively. Humanity, as a whole, is self-interested, shallow, ignorant, violent and immoral; small wonder, therefore, that our leaders (secret or otherwise) reflect that. You want better leaders, become better people.

I forgive myself, I Love myself, I'm sorry, Please forgive me, I forgive you, I love you, Thank you.

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Do you have night terrors OP?
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Nope. I just need admonition from the saints of the Lord.
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
 Quoting: CAPTAIN ZERP 8788578


Believe in love over evil. Don't follow evil. Read the books of the New Testament. They are the word of life. They explain to you how you are supposed to be. We are not to do things like murder, hate each other, steal, commit adultery, lie, be drunkards, overeat, be mean to another, worry...etc.

Everything in the world, all material things, have instruction manuals, don't they? We do, as well. B - I - B - L - E = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. Romans is a good book to read. 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 gives us the true description of love. Galatians 5:22-23 tells us what kind of characteristics make a good person. While earlier in Galations it shows what an evil person looks like in characteristics.

Repent (means to turn away, go in the opposite direction) for the wrongs that you have done. If you have hurt someone in somewhay, it is necessary to go to that person and be the bigger person and say you're sorry for your wrong. Even if it was not your fault. Forgive others who have hurt you. Forget all wrongs. Let them be in the past, and don't be one of those who brings the wrongs up in an angry confrontation.

Love your neighbor as yourself. Don't complain to people about things. If you need to complain, take it to the Lord. Be positive and uplifting. Mind your own life, and don't worry about others.

Meditate and get right with God. Spirituality is not religion. It is not put in a box (or book). It is in your heart. The most important thing is getting into nature, getting into meditation and talking to God, and listening in silence to Him to hear His voice.
"Our attitudes control our lives. Attitudes are a secret power working 24 hours a day, for good or bad. It is of paramount importance that we know how to harness and control
this great force."
-Tom Blandi
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Don't complain to people about things. If you need to complain, take it to the Lord.
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But how will the world know how outraged I am?
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Don't complain to people about things. If you need to complain, take it to the Lord.
 Quoting: wildbutterfly2112


But how will the world know how outraged I am?
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He hears you. I will tell you, many times, I probably have looked like a lunatic to people passing by me. I walk down the street, audibly talking to the Lord. If I have a beef about something, I tell Him like it is.

I will give you an example of my rants to God. One time, I had been looking for a job. I didn't have a car, so I was bussing it everywhere. I have trouble with my feet, and this particular day, my feet were screaming.

I got off the bus, on the way to an interview, and I was walking down the street telling God I was totally sick of walking around, I was frustrated because of the pain, and I wanted that job. I went in for the interview, got the job that day, and no more job searching for me!

Tell Him exactly how you are feeling. He hears you, and He listens to you. When you are sincere about how you feel, He has compassion. He will answer prayers more readily when our hearts are sincere about everything. This includes our frustrations. I have done a lot of arguing with God. I don't doing that. If I have something on my mind, I let Him have how I feel. Even if I feel like suicide, I will tell him. I will tell Him if He doesn't change my world, I want the easy way out. Normally, I get an answer.

Last Edited by wildbutterfly2112 on 04/14/2012 04:41 PM
"Our attitudes control our lives. Attitudes are a secret power working 24 hours a day, for good or bad. It is of paramount importance that we know how to harness and control
this great force."
-Tom Blandi
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Pearls + Swine = Profaning the Sacred.

OP - Sell all your stuff and give the money to the poor. Fast, Pray, Meditate, repent.
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Son,you have to read the Scriptures and ask GOD to reveal them to you. It will happen but you have to ask...seek....knock.
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*NOW* WHAT DO I DO? SURELY Y'ALL HAS A SIMPLE LIST OF STEPS TO FOLLOW, YEP?
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
 Quoting: CAPTAIN ZERP 8788578


yoda taking the piss you are
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Ask God sincerely with your whole heart to show you the truth.....to visit you.


He did this for me back in 1988. His presence was undeniable and filled my whole house. He showed me that I was lost. My wife helped me to pray.....and I gave my life to Christ. He is alive.
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I would start off with the sinner's prayer:

The sinner's prayer must come from your heart and we hope this will help you to invite Jesus into yours. This prayer is here only as a guide. We urge you to pour out your heart to Jesus in your own words.

"Heavenly Father, have mercy on me, a sinner. I believe in you and that your word is true. I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God and that he died on the cross so that I may now have forgiveness for my sins and eternal life. I know that without you in my heart my life is meaningless.

I believe in my heart that you, Lord God, raised Him from the dead. Please Jesus forgive me, for every sin I have ever committed or done in my heart, please Lord Jesus forgive me and come into my heart as my personal Lord and Savior today. I need you to be my Father and my friend.

I give you my life and ask you to take full control from this moment on; I pray this in the name of Jesus Christ."

Amen.


Once you do this I would find a church, to attend regularly, and get water baptized. Avoid churches, that teaches false doctrines.
I recommend watching this vid.

Since some churches will have mixed views of hell, you need to avoid churches that teaches false doctrines. Since these will not save you, and ensure entry into heaven.
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
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Cause they only go after the weak and displaced people.
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
 Quoting: CAPTAIN ZERP 8788578


OP Jesus cares for the people that satan deceived and He want them to come back to Him. It is just to go in prayer ask Him Lord for give me I was confused please help me to see you. He loves you and don't want you to be lost. We pray for allot of people that came out of satanisem and witchcraft and today they are are beautiful children of God one's you been washed with the Blood of Jesus you will be as pure as gold. Jesus will protect you, I had allot that came against me but nobody can stand when you been washed by Jesus Blood. Come on you can do it if you will you can pray this prayer and be free. Jesus made us FREE not in bondage sin put bondage on us.

"Heavenly Father, have mercy on me, a sinner. I believe in you and that your word is true. I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God and that he died on the cross so that I may now have forgiveness for my sins and eternal life. I know that without you in my heart my life is meaningless.
I believe in my heart that you, Lord God, raised Him from the dead. Please Jesus forgive me, for every sin I have ever committed or done in my heart, please Lord Jesus forgive me and come into my heart as my personal Lord and Savior today. I need you to be my Father and my friend.

I give you my life and ask you to take full control from this moment on; I pray this in the name of Jesus Christ."

Amen.
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Christians do not understand sarcasm.
I'm finally going to stop drinking for good... I'll now only drink for evil.

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
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I give you my life and ask you to take full control from this moment on; I pray this in the name of Jesus Christ."
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how come God doesn't take full control earlier?
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
 Quoting: CAPTAIN ZERP 8788578


Christians only care about what other "Christians" think.


Next question.
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1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven" CRAP...but feel free to condemn everyone else for THEIRS.

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.
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As a man named Stephen Roberts once said, "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god
than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss
yours."
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Op See that they delete my reply I do it again, If You serious with the Lord He will be there. It cost to repent and ask Jesus to help you. To be serious, God knows our hart, Jesus command us to go help people that's stuck in witchcraft and Satanism He know that the people are all deceived by satans lies. We prayed for allot of people that was stuck in these things, people are to scared to move, but nothing can happen when you under Jesus Blood. Today they are FREE Jesus made us FREE not to be in bondage. In Heaven all sins is forgiven and the Angels rejoice for those who came back to the Lord. Many people came against me but Jesus always protect me. He will also protect you. Go To this web and search for what your looking for. Pray that you turn back to your God HE LOVES YOU.

[link to www.intothelight.org]
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I guess they're not very pushy and don't want to cram their beliefs down other's throats.

They really take that "humility" thing to heart and aren't hypocritical at all.
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Christianity is fucking stupid.
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By the way, OP, you are a masochist.... You know that right? I can't bear to watch.
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Christians do not understand sarcasm.
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heh.

yep, I think the bible forgot to cover that.
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Op See that they delete my reply
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Huh?





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