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HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ANY CHRISTIANS WHO ARE WILLING TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD BELIEVE OR HOW TO LIVE?

 
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
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Live as Jesus did. He followed the laws of the old testament. Keep the 7th day Sabbath (today) & the annual sabbaths. Follow the dietary laws of Lev. 11.

Pretty simple actually. I've been living that life for over 26 years.
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Wow.. I guess Lisa or one of the other cult leaders missed you..
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Because it's not their job to tell you how to live your life or what faith to follow....dumbass shitstirrer. Find "God" on your own....quit being a lazy welfare loving slob....about spirituality.
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
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if that's the case it's by your own choice that it be so

hence crying Wolf will get you more than you've bargained for this time
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
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if that's the case it's by your own choice that it be so

hence crying Wolf will get you more than you've bargained for this time
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Wuh-oh. . .Hulk not like sound of that. . .!
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Christians do not understand sarcasm.
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well op very hummly and correckly, 'f'I may say so, aycknowledges his need fo' they advice, OAR, says they too stingy with they advice and guidance sarcastically,meanin' he knows they's a'goin to pore out advice-a-plenty. Either way, they are happy to oblige and op got what he was a'lookin' fore. win/win/win?* [*might be even more?, losin' tract!] AND he gets to amuse someone like you who's real easy too amuse? -When uhtherwise he not amusin' that menny?
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
 Quoting: CAPTAIN ZERP 8788578





if that's the case it's by your own choice that it be so

hence crying Wolf will get you more than you've bargained for this time
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Wuh-oh. . .Hulk not like sound of that. . .!
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I wouldn't either were I you

; )

you're not entirely as dumb as you look/sound/profess

and you'll be a real riot shortly!

the only one who won't be laughing hysterically...

is you

you'll just be "HYSTERICAL" in spades

lol

big old bad ass like you on their knees whining like a wittle fella whose had his sand castle kicked into next week

by someone in high heels no less

truly a riot will ensue
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I wouldn't either were I you

; )

you're not entirely as dumb as you look/sound/profess

and you'll be a real riot shortly!

the only one who won't be laughing hysterically...

is you

you'll just be "HYSTERICAL" in spades

lol

big old bad ass like you on their knees whining like a wittle fella whose had his sand castle kicked into next week

by someone in high heels no less

truly a riot will ensue
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What a blessing!

=D
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DRAMATIC UPDATE:

I've been tithing non-stop for the past 9 hours and my life has never been better!

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my greatfather was a very wise man from Almaty Kazakhstan .
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You were tired And you are letting others fail your personal obligations
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Open your heart to Jesus. repent. It's simple, just look up how to repent, a simple prayer is the most common form of asking for the Holy Spirit to live in you/with you. People usually start reading the bible after that and figure out the 'rules' for themselves. Basic rule is to reject lies and lying.
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Well, THANK YOU. Why are you guys usually so stingy with the advice? People are thirsting for your input!
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This HAS to be a piss take!
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OP, after reading this thread and through your responses, I'm inclined to believe you are mocking Christians, but perhaps I'm reading into it, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

If you are really asking for someone to tell you what you should believe or how to live, then you will never find the answers you seek. For Christianity to have a lasting and real effect on you, you must approach it openly, humbly, and willingly - on your own. It must make sense to you and speak to your heart, no one can force it on you and expect you to feel anything legitimate.

You will then know what to believe and how to live, simply because it speaks to your heart. However, it takes time and no one is perfect, we are all just a work in progress :-)

Last Edited by Rising Son on 11/17/2012 05:19 AM
"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." - Revelation 21:4

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.
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OP, after reading this thread and through your responses, I'm inclined to believe you are mocking Christians, but perhaps I'm reading into it, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

If you are really asking for someone to tell you what you should believe or how to live, then you will never find the answers you seek. For Christianity to have a lasting and real effect on you, you must approach it openly, humbly, and willingly - on your own. It must make sense to you and speak to your heart, no one can force it on you and expect you to feel anything legitimate.

You will then know what to believe and how to live, simply because it speaks to your heart. However, it takes time and no one is perfect, we are all just a work in progress :-)
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Y'all late to the punch bowl - already teachin' Sunday school! Ain't no turning back now!

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OP, after reading this thread and through your responses, I'm inclined to believe you are mocking Christians, but perhaps I'm reading into it, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

If you are really asking for someone to tell you what you should believe or how to live, then you will never find the answers you seek. For Christianity to have a lasting and real effect on you, you must approach it openly, humbly, and willingly - on your own. It must make sense to you and speak to your heart, no one can force it on you and expect you to feel anything legitimate.

You will then know what to believe and how to live, simply because it speaks to your heart. However, it takes time and no one is perfect, we are all just a work in progress :-)
 Quoting: Rising Son


Y'all late to the punch bowl - already teachin' Sunday school! Ain't no turning back now!

rockon
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Can you explain? What do you mean?
"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." - Revelation 21:4

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.
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I'M ON THE FAST TRACK TO GLORY!! ALL ABOARD!!
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I'M ON THE FAST TRACK TO GLORY!! ALL ABOARD!!
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If it's glory you seek, you're barking up the wrong tree. Humility is the way, but that's for you to discover on your own.

Last Edited by Rising Son on 11/17/2012 05:29 AM
"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." - Revelation 21:4

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.
ming

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5* cannot believe how successful this thread is, I'm literally lol. You're on the path to salvation for sure OP, they won't rest til you GIVE YO SOUL TA JAYSUS
Out of this ugliness may come,
Some day, so beautiful a flower,
That men will wonder at that hour,
Remembering smoke and flowerless slum,
And ask-glimpsing the agony
Of the slaves who wrestle to be free-
'But why were all the poets dumb?'
-William Montgomerie

So many gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind,
While just the art of being kind
Is all the sad world needs.
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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For those of you who seem to get so much joy out of mocking Christians, that's okay - we'll still pray for you :-)
"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." - Revelation 21:4

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.
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For those of you who seem to get so much joy out of mocking Christians, that's okay - we'll still pray for you :-)
 Quoting: Rising Son


Aw

hf
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
 Quoting: CAPTAIN ZERP 8788578


What??? you must not get out much! The web and close up and personal interactions with christians are loaded with telling others what to do, what not to do, and how to beleive, thats their big thing: If you don't think like I do, you are wrong.
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
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What??? you must not get out much! The web and close up and personal interactions with christians are loaded with telling others what to do, what not to do, and how to beleive, thats their big thing: If you don't think like I do, you are wrong.
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Whu? No. . .?!
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OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
 Quoting: CAPTAIN ZERP 8788578


What??? you must not get out much! The web and close up and personal interactions with christians are loaded with telling others what to do, what not to do, and how to beleive, thats their big thing: If you don't think like I do, you are wrong.
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Whu? No. . .?!
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NO, you see it's the other way around, it's people who detest Christianity and go around touting ideas about extraterrestrials being ancient astronauts that are hypocrites. They are the ones going around saying people are ignorant and "wrong" not to believe in their bullshit about self godhood that has zero backup. They are the arrogant ones OP. Just look at all the hate from them on this site. They're spreading disinformation and don't even know it, that's the fucked up part.
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Seriously, none of these people can take any heat. Oh, we're all so ignorant for not falling for their bullshit... Please. the UFO community has been completely infiltrated and corrupted. Don't trust anyone but yourself and what you "feel" is true.
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why? 'cos god loves you and she doesn't want you to deal with any idiocy; but for that which you bring to the table...
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bump So people realize the UFO community has been infiltrated and spreading bullshit for quite a while now. You are not Gods people. Give me a a fucking break.
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Let me add that repentance is a must also.

OL' SATAN HAS ME ON THE ROPES AND I NEED THE EXHORTATION OF YOUR WISDOM
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Live as Jesus did. He followed the laws of the old testament. Keep the 7th day Sabbath (today) & the annual sabbaths. Follow the dietary laws of Lev. 11.

Pretty simple actually. I've been living that life for over 26 years.
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you basically live a common sense life
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positve rather than negative
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Re: HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ANY CHRISTIANS WHO ARE WILLING TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD BELIEVE OR HOW TO LIVE?
cause there are slack ass faggy christians here

a true christian goes to church tro get tail

and then say "p[raise jesus and i know i am a sinner"

then do it agin and say tio the gal "i am a bad man" or somethng

cause jesus said "good, do not call me good only god in heaven is good"

and i beleive jesus

chritianity- warrior spritualization of torture

and spread the word cause your supposed to i think

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