HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ANY CHRISTIANS WHO ARE WILLING TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD BELIEVE OR HOW TO LIVE?

Live as Jesus did. He followed the laws of the old testament. Keep the 7th day Sabbath (today) & the annual sabbaths. Follow the dietary laws of Lev. 11.

Pretty simple actually. I've been living that life for over 26 years.

Wow.. I guess Lisa or one of the other cult leaders missed you..

Because it's not their job to tell you how to live your life or what faith to follow....dumbass shitstirrer. Find "God" on your own....quit being a lazy welfare loving slob....about spirituality.

if that's the case it's by your own choice that it be so

hence crying Wolf will get you more than you've bargained for this time

Wuh-oh. . .Hulk not like sound of that. . .!

well op very hummly and correckly, 'f'I may say so, aycknowledges his need fo' they advice, OAR, says they too stingy with they advice and guidance sarcastically,meanin' he knows they's a'goin to pore out advice-a-plenty. Either way, they are happy to oblige and op got what he was a'lookin' fore. win/win/win?* [*might be even more?, losin' tract!] AND he gets to amuse someone like you who's real easy too amuse? -When uhtherwise he not amusin' that menny?

I wouldn't either were I you

; )

you're not entirely as dumb as you look/sound/profess

and you'll be a real riot shortly!

the only one who won't be laughing hysterically...

is you

you'll just be "HYSTERICAL" in spades

lol

big old bad ass like you on their knees whining like a wittle fella whose had his sand castle kicked into next week

by someone in high heels no less

truly a riot will ensue

What a blessing!

=D

DRAMATIC UPDATE:

I've been tithing non-stop for the past 9 hours and my life has never been better!

my greatfather was a very wise man from Almaty Kazakhstan .

You were tired And you are letting others fail your personal obligations

This HAS to be a piss take!

OP, after reading this thread and through your responses, I'm inclined to believe you are mocking Christians, but perhaps I'm reading into it, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

If you are really asking for someone to tell you what you should believe or how to live, then you will never find the answers you seek. For Christianity to have a lasting and real effect on you, you must approach it openly, humbly, and willingly - on your own. It must make sense to you and speak to your heart, no one can force it on you and expect you to feel anything legitimate.

You will then know what to believe and how to live, simply because it speaks to your heart. However, it takes time and no one is perfect, we are all just a work in progress :-)

Last Edited by Rising Son on 11/17/2012 05:19 AM

Y'all late to the punch bowl - already teachin' Sunday school! Ain't no turning back now!

Can you explain? What do you mean?

I'M ON THE FAST TRACK TO GLORY!! ALL ABOARD!!

If it's glory you seek, you're barking up the wrong tree. Humility is the way, but that's for you to discover on your own.

Last Edited by Rising Son on 11/17/2012 05:29 AM

5* cannot believe how successful this thread is, I'm literally lol. You're on the path to salvation for sure OP, they won't rest til you GIVE YO SOUL TA JAYSUS

For those of you who seem to get so much joy out of mocking Christians, that's okay - we'll still pray for you :-)

Aw

What??? you must not get out much! The web and close up and personal interactions with christians are loaded with telling others what to do, what not to do, and how to beleive, thats their big thing: If you don't think like I do, you are wrong.

Whu? No. . .?!

NO, you see it's the other way around, it's people who detest Christianity and go around touting ideas about extraterrestrials being ancient astronauts that are hypocrites. They are the ones going around saying people are ignorant and "wrong" not to believe in their bullshit about self godhood that has zero backup. They are the arrogant ones OP. Just look at all the hate from them on this site. They're spreading disinformation and don't even know it, that's the fucked up part.

Seriously, none of these people can take any heat. Oh, we're all so ignorant for not falling for their bullshit... Please. the UFO community has been completely infiltrated and corrupted. Don't trust anyone but yourself and what you "feel" is true.

why? 'cos god loves you and she doesn't want you to deal with any idiocy; but for that which you bring to the table...

So people realize the UFO community has been infiltrated and spreading bullshit for quite a while now. You are not Gods people. Give me a a fucking break.

Let me add that repentance is a must also.

you basically live a common sense life

positve rather than negative

cause there are slack ass faggy christians here

a true christian goes to church tro get tail

and then say "p[raise jesus and i know i am a sinner"

then do it agin and say tio the gal "i am a bad man" or somethng

cause jesus said "good, do not call me good only god in heaven is good"

and i beleive jesus

chritianity- warrior spritualization of torture

and spread the word cause your supposed to i think