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JUST IN:The OBITUARY of Mother American Liberty-Very Sad!!!

 
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JUST IN:The OBITUARY of Mother American Liberty-Very Sad!!!
Mother American Liberty who lived a relatively short, prosperous, and complicated life died a slow and painful death of a broken heart at the tragically young age of 236 years. She is survived by three hundred million children who would not stand together to help her fight her ailments. Instead most of them hid in fear, succumbed to complacency, fought amongst one another, and elected their most evil and corrupt siblings to assimilate her powers of attorney. The long line of evil elected siblings chose to squander her wealth, destroy her credit, pilfer her resources, infuriate her neighbors, complicity encourage the breaking of cardinal rules, silence outspoken fellow siblings, assassinate dissention, dishonor her fathers, molest her granddaughters, slaughter her language, toxically pollute her air, radioactively infect her wells, systemically dismantle her businesses, fire her employees, pornographically enslave her daughters, and vend all of her precious belongings; breaking her heart into pieces so small that even CERN could not detect their presence.

Mother Liberty did not perish instantly as her resilience was too great. Some of her children fought long and hard to prevent, desist, and shield her from the abominations being transgressed against her. They too were silenced, assassinated, or worse ignored. Seeing her favorite offspring fight incessantly left her with hope, until enough were silenced, ignored, mocked, jeered, and murdered that they too began losing all hope. On her death bed she spoke to them pleading with them to remember. She begged them to remember her for the way she was and not for the way she had been left. She reminded them of the 236 years of freedom and prosperity they once had. She reminded them all, that the road to their freedom and prosperity was bathed in their family’s blood. She made them recall the countless amenities she slaved all of her life to provide. She reminded them of the hundreds of years of education she was able to afford them. She asked them not to ever forget the love she had for each and every one of them and the love they should’ve had for one another. She called each and every one of them out by name as she lay weeping. She laid her hand trembling upon each cheek. With tears in her eyes and her heartbeat slowing she asked them why they did nothing to stand together, even though they had the power and knowledge to collude her wounds to heal. When they began to argue at her bedside yelling at one another yet could not muster agreement on an answer, she slipped away into the darkness and gave her last breath.

The powers of attorney will be holding no services, accepting no flowers, no sympathy cards, or erecting any memorials. The powers of attorney will be desiccating her fragile body and using the mangled parts to down-pay their debts. No media will be allowed to comment and protest will be amputated upon infection. Gifts and donations are of course expected and the powers of attorney prefer cash or precious metals. Few infuriated neighbors indicate that they are in active prayer for Mother American Liberty’s remaining children. There are however, one or two neighbors that have offered the only thing the powers of attorney do not yet control; prayer. They humbly indicate to our publication,at this time, they are praying for a miracle as Mother Liberty’s children are left with nothing of which to speak. The surviving offspring of Mother American Liberty indicate that they will always remember her as she was, just as she had urged them to do. Sadly they can only agree that they are completely lost because they are still in probate proceedings squabbling over how to pick up the pieces of their Mother’s heart and put them back together again.
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Shameful bump.

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Re: JUST IN:The OBITUARY of Mother American Liberty-Very Sad!!!
Excellent thread, 5* and a PIN!
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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Excellent thread, 5* and a PIN!
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Your kind words are extremely appreciated sir or maam. I have been wrestling with this for days as I have not slept from pure overwhelming sadness with where we find ourselves. Again my many thanks to you for your kindness and benevolence.


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One more roll for good dice posterity.

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Heartbreaking and Beautiful, VERY MUCH NEEDED TO BE READ BY EVERY PERSON WHO CALLS THEMSELVES "AN AMERICAN"...IF THIS DOESN'T WAKE YOU UP TO THE POINT OF WHERE WE HAVE FALLEN AS A NATION, A NATION WHO 'ALLOWED" GOD TO BE THROWN OUT OF OUR SCHOOLS, AND BUSINESSES, A NATION WHO 'ALLOWED' OUR RIGHTS TO BE STRIPPED ONE BY ONE FROM US BY A DICTATOR THAT EVEN GERMANY'S VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS EASILY RECOGNISED AND CALLED "TYRANICAL" AND "A DEVIL", AND NOW A NATION WHO HAS SAT BY AND DONE OR SAID NOTHING AS THE MUSLIMS HAVE SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS THAT OUR STATUE OF LIBERTY "OFFENDS THEM!!!!!!".....AS THE NEGROES HAVE DEMANDED WILD WEST JUSTICE FOR A THUG THAT WAS SHOT, AND NOW EVERY BLACK THAT IS SHOT THEY WILL DEMAND , AND I MEAN DEMAND...AN ARREST OF SOMEONE OR THEY WILL SHED BLOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE A NATION OF WEAK,SPINELESS, LEADERS OF THIS NATION THAT WILL LET THE GANGS RULE THE LAW INSTEAD OF THE LAW RULING THE GANGS!!....AND NOW, WE WILL WATCH AS LADY LIBERTY IS DISMEMBERED BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE TOO AFRAID TO SPEAK OUT, TOO AFRAID TO GET THEIR HANDS DIRTY...TOO AFRAID TO DIE FOR WHAT THEY BELEIVE IN.....SHAME ON AMERICA, ALL I CAN AND WILL SAY IS THIS; MEN , HUSBANDS , I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY WATCHING AS YOUR WIVES AND YOUR BABY GIRLS ARE RAPED REPEATEDLY AND BEATEN OVER AND OVER AS YOU CAN DO NOTHING BUT WATCH , BECAUSE AT EVERY TURN YOU CHOSE TO DO NOTHING BUT SIT BACK AS THIS ONCE ERNSTWHILE GREAT NATION WAS TAKEN FROM YOU ...BUT YOU WERE ALL TOO BUSY ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS, IN YOUR CHAT ROOMS, WATCHING YOUR PORNO, TO DO A DAMN THING FOR YOUR OWN...SO WHEN THE MOST DREADED OF DREAD FALLS UPON YOUR DOOR STEP, REMEMBER THIS MESSAGE ABOUT MOTHER AMERICAN LIBERTY, AND THINK BACK TO HOW YOU DID .....NOTHING!!!....
THIS MESSAGE OF MOTHER AMERICAN LIBERTY SHOULD TOUCH ALL OF YOU, BECAUSE IT IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND GUT WRENCHING AT THE SAME TIME....GOD HELP US ALL.
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Heartbreaking and Beautiful, VERY MUCH NEEDED TO BE READ BY EVERY PERSON WHO CALLS THEMSELVES "AN AMERICAN"...IF THIS DOESN'T WAKE YOU UP TO THE POINT OF WHERE WE HAVE FALLEN AS A NATION, A NATION WHO 'ALLOWED" GOD TO BE THROWN OUT OF OUR SCHOOLS, AND BUSINESSES, A NATION WHO 'ALLOWED' OUR RIGHTS TO BE STRIPPED ONE BY ONE FROM US BY A DICTATOR THAT EVEN GERMANY'S VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS EASILY RECOGNISED AND CALLED "TYRANICAL" AND "A DEVIL", AND NOW A NATION WHO HAS SAT BY AND DONE OR SAID NOTHING AS THE MUSLIMS HAVE SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS THAT OUR STATUE OF LIBERTY "OFFENDS THEM!!!!!!".....AS THE NEGROES HAVE DEMANDED WILD WEST JUSTICE FOR A THUG THAT WAS SHOT, AND NOW EVERY BLACK THAT IS SHOT THEY WILL DEMAND , AND I MEAN DEMAND...AN ARREST OF SOMEONE OR THEY WILL SHED BLOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE A NATION OF WEAK,SPINELESS, LEADERS OF THIS NATION THAT WILL LET THE GANGS RULE THE LAW INSTEAD OF THE LAW RULING THE GANGS!!....AND NOW, WE WILL WATCH AS LADY LIBERTY IS DISMEMBERED BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE TOO AFRAID TO SPEAK OUT, TOO AFRAID TO GET THEIR HANDS DIRTY...TOO AFRAID TO DIE FOR WHAT THEY BELEIVE IN.....SHAME ON AMERICA, ALL I CAN AND WILL SAY IS THIS; MEN , HUSBANDS , I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY WATCHING AS YOUR WIVES AND YOUR BABY GIRLS ARE RAPED REPEATEDLY AND BEATEN OVER AND OVER AS YOU CAN DO NOTHING BUT WATCH , BECAUSE AT EVERY TURN YOU CHOSE TO DO NOTHING BUT SIT BACK AS THIS ONCE ERNSTWHILE GREAT NATION WAS TAKEN FROM YOU ...BUT YOU WERE ALL TOO BUSY ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS, IN YOUR CHAT ROOMS, WATCHING YOUR PORNO, TO DO A DAMN THING FOR YOUR OWN...SO WHEN THE MOST DREADED OF DREAD FALLS UPON YOUR DOOR STEP, REMEMBER THIS MESSAGE ABOUT MOTHER AMERICAN LIBERTY, AND THINK BACK TO HOW YOU DID .....NOTHING!!!....
THIS MESSAGE OF MOTHER AMERICAN LIBERTY SHOULD TOUCH ALL OF YOU, BECAUSE IT IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND GUT WRENCHING AT THE SAME TIME....GOD HELP US ALL.
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You honor me AC. From all that I am, thank you for your post.

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Re: JUST IN:The OBITUARY of Mother American Liberty-Very Sad!!!
One more round for shits and grins.

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Re: JUST IN:The OBITUARY of Mother American Liberty-Very Sad!!!
you do know a "sibling" is a brother or sister right?
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you do know a "sibling" is a brother or sister right?
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You do know how to read, right?

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you need to rewrite this and be more concise, shorten the length and reconsider your continuity (how it logically flows.) Then you might have a masterpiece.
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Thank you for the kind words.

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you do know a "sibling" is a brother or sister right?
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You do know how to read, right?

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seriously, the "sibling" part kind of threw me. Usually children are left as executors of an estate. And who is "American's" siblings to begin with? Do we have any?
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yeah, I really like what you are trying to do here, don't get me wrong, I was just initially hit with the fact that it could be something worthy of going viral with a little touching up.

I think from the same POV as you do.
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Very simple.

*Mother American Liberty-survived by 300M children
*300 million surviving children elected SIBLINGS to power positions.

This was meant to be an obituary with poetic and allegorical references.

I appreciate your comments, but for the love of God. I wrote it, and I'm happy with it. Thanks again.

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okay I get it. The solid wall of text is confusing.

I got the allegory part. I'm not that stupid.

Was just trying to give some constructive criticism. I am published writer.
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Congratulations. So am I. Please don't get me wrong. I appreciate your help. I really do. It is a wall of text. I have made a few changes up at the top for clarity. Perhaps I should space it a bit more for clarity as well. What are your thoughts?

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Liberty is dead. And things will get much worse after the election. They are putting all the pieces in place for something major. My guess is that he'll make firearms illegal to own next year. And then it will really erupt......
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Liberty is dead. And things will get much worse after the election. They are putting all the pieces in place for something major. My guess is that he'll make firearms illegal to own next year. And then it will really erupt......
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Thank you for honoring me with your reply.

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Unless the american people wake up we are done .I find less and less who care .This weighs heavy on my heart and oath.
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Re: JUST IN:The OBITUARY of Mother American Liberty-Very Sad!!!
thanks nick

i very much enjoyed as it described how i am feeling with
the way the country and world is heading.
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i'm not sure which america you're referring to.. maybe 200 yrs ago??





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Unless the american people wake up we are done .I find less and less who care .This weighs heavy on my heart and oath.
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You honor us all AR. Thank you for your service. I agree with your assessments.

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thanks nick

i very much enjoyed as it described how i am feeling with
the way the country and world is heading.
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Thank you for reading. You honor me. God help us all indeed.

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Really sad that the hangover thread gets more posts than this so bumpgunner
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Good read, it makes me sad too bro.
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Really sad that the hangover thread gets more posts than this so bumpgunner
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Kind of you to say. It seems this very phenomenon is likely responsible for why things are so fucked up. Instead of dealing with the wasp in the car, folks just want to ignore it and hope it won't sting them. Outstanding point AR-15!

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Good read, it makes me sad too bro.
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You honor me. Thank you sincerely.

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bump ity

Any suggestions on what we *can* do? I feel as if I am tied down and unable to act ...
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Re: JUST IN:The OBITUARY of Mother American Liberty-Very Sad!!!
That's pretty much why I wrote it. I have no idea what to do. I feel like we're playing card pick-up in a card factory. It seems insurmountable. Thank you for your kind words.

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Another bump ~ for a PIN! hf

Also: Putin is German?? That threw me, but maybe I'm not up to date on my conspiracys, lol.

Thanks again for this astute obit ...

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