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The Door to the Ark is about to Close Shut -Please get Onboard Now! Now!!!!

 
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Please Pay Attention! I am begging anyone who does not want to go into perdition to please review this short video and afterwards call upon the name of The Lord Jesus The Christ and Thou Shalt Be Saved! It's a Promise!

No more time for kids gloves, throw off the works of darkness and put on the armor of Light - Jesus is the Light of The World!

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Jesus Loves You All!

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I am pretty sure that my gardener does not love me, he may love the money I give him but he does not love me.
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I've been hearing the same bs ever since i was a kid(and that's a long time ago)and nothing ever happens.
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I've been hearing the same bs ever since i was a kid(and that's a long time ago)and nothing ever happens.
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My dear friend, please listen to this message from the Lord:

Let not your heart be troubled; If you believe in God believe also in me; for in my Fathers house are many mansions; If it were not so, I would have told you: I go to prepare a place for you and if I go and prepare a place for you I will come again and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there you may be also.

Please try not to count the years that you've heard the message as it were in vain -I've heard the same for years compounded just as yourself but it's the only blessed hope for you and I and all who will continue in the faith. Hold on to what you've been told from the days of old and let not the current world system influence you to doubt. God is faithful.

We're going to be evacuated -soon. I would very much like to greet you on the other side of eternity. Be blessed -God loves you and Jesus is Lord.
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Remember when it opened,
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It is a good message OP, makes my heart hurt for the ones that phooey it. What a price the LORD paid for them and they just do not accept the gift. I can not understand why anyone would not accept the greatest gift ever offered, paid in full by the LORD.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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I am pretty sure that my gardener does not love me, he may love the money I give him but he does not love me.
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And how does this thread relate to your gardener? I read dome of the dumbest of posts -this one undoubtedly rates very high on the proverbial stupidity meter.
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Remember when it opened,
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Remember when what opened, the sky when rained 40/40 or the door of the ark afterwards?
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"...as in the Days of Noah..."

NOBODY took Noah seriously...not one person, other than his immediate family! NOBODY listened to Enoch (father of Noah) either! Dark, evil days back then and NOW!
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"...as in the Days of Noah..."

NOBODY took Noah seriously...not one person, other than his immediate family! NOBODY listened to Enoch (father of Noah) either! Dark, evil days back then and NOW!
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Yes. Only 8 people survived: Noah and his wife, and his three sons and their wives. Surely, Noah must have had parents and grandparents and great grandparents, and maybe even great, great grandparents who were still living, each of whom surely must have had children too. Surely Noah's wife must have had the same. Surely they must have had brothers and sisters, and aunts and uncles, and cousins too. Yet, only 8 people survived, and I'm not even sure that even they believed Noah—that it was going to rain. They probably just went along for the ride because, "Oh, he's dad!" or "Oh, he's my husband".
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The only "Arks" that I know are those in the movie "2012", where the elites hide to survive the tsunamis.
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I am pretty sure that my gardener does not love me, he may love the money I give him but he does not love me.
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And how does this thread relate to your gardener? I read dome of the dumbest of posts -this one undoubtedly rates very high on the proverbial stupidity meter.
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Maybe this is a woman and maybe she's trying to say that he (the gardner) had better love her before it's too late--before the ark closes shut.
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OP, I watched the video and it is very nice. However, I think it would be nicer if they were to have posted all the Bible verses underneath the quotes. That may inspire the people to get out their Bibles, brush off the cobwebs, and blow off the dust, and read it.
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I've been hearing the same bs ever since i was a kid(and that's a long time ago)and nothing ever happens.
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Just more proof that this IS the time of the end.

You're not the first person I've heard talking like that recently.

2nd Peter 3:
3 This first you must know, that in the last days there will come deceitful scoffers, men walking according to their own lusts,
4 saying, "Where is the promise of his coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation."
5 For of this they are willfully ignorant, that there were heavens long ago, and an earth formed out of water and by water through the word of God.
6 By these means the world that then was, deluged with water, perished.
7 But the heavens that now are, and the earth, by that Same word have been stored up, being reserved for fire against the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.
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Re: The Door to the Ark is about to Close Shut -Please get Onboard Now! Now!!!!
Please Pay Attention! I am begging anyone who does not want to go into perdition to please review this short video and afterwards call upon the name of The Lord Jesus The Christ and Thou Shalt Be Saved! It's a Promise!

No more time for kids gloves, throw off the works of darkness and put on the armor of Light - Jesus is the Light of The World!

[link to vimeo.com]

Jesus Loves You All!

red_heart
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clappa
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"...as in the Days of Noah..."

NOBODY took Noah seriously...not one person, other than his immediate family! NOBODY listened to Enoch (father of Noah) either! Dark, evil days back then and NOW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14108911


That is 100% accurate! No one gave any credence to the message that was preached for more than 100 years during his time. Today people are giving up hope and losing faith in the promises of God.

What Christ has established is another, final, ark scenario. As in Noah's day: The call has gone out, the message has preached/taught not for 120 yrs but 2000+ yrs and the ark (boat/ship) that extends the way of salvation from the pending world judgement is Christ and Christ alone.

I'm not enlightened regarding Enoch however these are the darkest days in the history of mankind. The night is darkest just before the dawn and the Light of the World is about to arrive and vanquish the demonized masses with the brightness of His coming.

So as we see the day (The day of The Lord) approaching we're instructed Look up, Lift up our heads for our redemption draweth nigh!
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I am pretty sure that my gardener does not love me, he may love the money I give him but he does not love me.
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And how does this thread relate to your gardener? I read dome of the dumbest of posts -this one undoubtedly rates very high on the proverbial stupidity meter.
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I'm going on the ark that doesn't have judgemental, hateful people. Thanks anyway though.
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Flesh is a prision anyways.
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"...as in the Days of Noah..."

NOBODY took Noah seriously...not one person, other than his immediate family! NOBODY listened to Enoch (father of Noah) either! Dark, evil days back then and NOW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14108911


That is 100% accurate! No one gave any credence to the message that was preached for more than 100 years during his time. Today people are giving up hope and losing faith in the promises of God.

What Christ has established is another, final, ark scenario. As in Noah's day: The call has gone out, the message has preached/taught not for 120 yrs but 2000+ yrs and the ark (boat/ship) that extends the way of salvation from the pending world judgement is Christ and Christ alone.

I'm not enlightened regarding Enoch however these are the darkest days in the history of mankind. The night is darkest just before the dawn and the Light of the World is about to arrive and vanquish the demonized masses with the brightness of His coming.

So as we see the day (The day of The Lord) approaching we're instructed Look up, Lift up our heads for our redemption draweth nigh!
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From the time God gave Noah the instructions to build an Ark, until the flooding rains began, was 160 YEARS! Did you know that God 'shut up the heavens' during this time, meaning NO RAIN fell for 160 years, causing the people to actually FORGET what rain even was...sounds familiar!
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It is a good message OP, makes my heart hurt for the ones that phooey it. What a price the LORD paid for them and they just do not accept the gift. I can not understand why anyone would not accept the greatest gift ever offered, paid in full by the LORD.
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My sentiments exactly. Makes me sad as well.
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It is a good message OP, makes my heart hurt for the ones that phooey it. What a price the LORD paid for them and they just do not accept the gift. I can not understand why anyone would not accept the greatest gift ever offered, paid in full by the LORD.
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My sentiments exactly. Makes me sad as well.
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Can you imagine how sad God feels?
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Please don't spread fear it only causes unnecessary panic. It's only a transition phase and you don't need an Ark to survive it either in fact you don't even have to be a BELIEVER either : )
It's just the natural order of the universal system going through it's cycles.
Namaste
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What are you so scared for you are already here ...... If you looked into hell than you should know you can only do that form heaven
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Please Pay Attention! I am begging anyone who does not want to go into perdition to please review this short video and afterwards call upon the name of The Lord Jesus The Christ and Thou Shalt Be Saved! It's a Promise!

No more time for kids gloves, throw off the works of darkness and put on the armor of Light - Jesus is the Light of The World!

[link to vimeo.com]

Jesus Loves You All!

red_heart
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whatever lala
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I've been hearing the same bs ever since i was a kid(and that's a long time ago)and nothing ever happens.
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My dear friend, please listen to this message from the Lord:

Let not your heart be troubled; If you believe in God believe also in me; for in my Fathers house are many mansions; If it were not so, I would have told you: I go to prepare a place for you and if I go and prepare a place for you I will come again and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there you may be also.

Please try not to count the years that you've heard the message as it were in vain -I've heard the same for years compounded just as yourself but it's the only blessed hope for you and I and all who will continue in the faith. Hold on to what you've been told from the days of old and let not the current world system influence you to doubt. God is faithful.

We're going to be evacuated -soon. I would very much like to greet you on the other side of eternity. Be blessed -God loves you and Jesus is Lord.
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So why evacuate if He as a Creator can fix everything in less than a day? Or just create another Universe in 7 days and move everybody there?
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"...as in the Days of Noah..."

NOBODY took Noah seriously...not one person, other than his immediate family! NOBODY listened to Enoch (father of Noah) either! Dark, evil days back then and NOW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14108911


Yes. Only 8 people survived: Noah and his wife, and his three sons and their wives. Surely, Noah must have had parents and grandparents and great grandparents, and maybe even great, great grandparents who were still living, each of whom surely must have had children too. Surely Noah's wife must have had the same. Surely they must have had brothers and sisters, and aunts and uncles, and cousins too. Yet, only 8 people survived, and I'm not even sure that even they believed Noah—that it was going to rain. They probably just went along for the ride because, "Oh, he's dad!" or "Oh, he's my husband".
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Yes, sad but true. It has been said that in that day there were millions of humans that populated the regions of earth where today it's billions. Not sure how many will survive through the acceptance of salvation through the Lord Jesus but John saw a multitude that no man could number when he was taken to Heaven while in the spirit as recorded in the Book of The Revelation.

If we can persuade just (1) visitor via blogs like glp that (1) will someday be eternally grateful...The Bible states; How shall we escape if we neglect so great a salvation?

So then, to those who agree with this thread I think it's safe to assume that you've already accepted Christ's finished work on the cross as full payment for you personal sin debt. Now we are the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus!!!
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The only "Arks" that I know are those in the movie "2012", where the elites hide to survive the tsunamis.
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Inaccurate. You as well as countless others are aware of the underground city projects in numerous countries worldwide. Those are considered as the 'dens' that the elite plan on evacuating to in addition to the seed vault located in the arctic permafrost in Norway.

I like 2012 the movie too -much is movie, some details of the film are fact. You need spiritual discernment to help assist with filtering the fiction from fact.

Seriously, 2012 arks,,,C'mon man, it's already 2012, it's time to wake up, know and understand what's going on around you! It's going down now, in real time -they know it and you're commenting on tsunami scenes in a Hollywood film. SMH
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"...as in the Days of Noah..."

NOBODY took Noah seriously...not one person, other than his immediate family! NOBODY listened to Enoch (father of Noah) either! Dark, evil days back then and NOW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14108911


Yes. Only 8 people survived: Noah and his wife, and his three sons and their wives. Surely, Noah must have had parents and grandparents and great grandparents, and maybe even great, great grandparents who were still living, each of whom surely must have had children too. Surely Noah's wife must have had the same. Surely they must have had brothers and sisters, and aunts and uncles, and cousins too. Yet, only 8 people survived, and I'm not even sure that even they believed Noah—that it was going to rain. They probably just went along for the ride because, "Oh, he's dad!" or "Oh, he's my husband".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3897857


Yes, sad but true. It has been said that in that day there were millions of humans that populated the regions of earth where today it's billions. Not sure how many will survive through the acceptance of salvation through the Lord Jesus but John saw a multitude that no man could number when he was taken to Heaven while in the spirit as recorded in the Book of The Revelation.

If we can persuade just (1) visitor via blogs like glp that (1) will someday be eternally grateful...The Bible states; How shall we escape if we neglect so great a salvation?

So then, to those who agree with this thread I think it's safe to assume that you've already accepted Christ's finished work on the cross as full payment for you personal sin debt. Now we are the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus!!!
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Amen. Lord have mercy on us all.
Romans 8:25 But if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it.
Heb 1:3 who being the shining splendor of His glory, and the express image of His essence, and upholding all things by the Word of His power, having made purification of our sins through Himself, He sat down on the right of the Majesty on high, Psa. 110:1
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The feel is like the sun entering your body then you dance then you question are you alive? Perhaps you died but never had to go through the process?

Don't melt like these dudes

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OP, I watched the video and it is very nice. However, I think it would be nicer if they were to have posted all the Bible verses underneath the quotes. That may inspire the people to get out their Bibles, brush off the cobwebs, and blow off the dust, and read it.
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Thank you. I couldn't agree more. I wish I'd thought to add the supporting scriptural reference verses during the credit roll.

This was our 1st pass at producing content based on scriptural points of views, perspectives with relevant references.

We'll make certain to include the verses in our next release.

Thanks and God Bless!

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