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The Door to the Ark is about to Close Shut -Please get Onboard Now! Now!!!!

 
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It's even closer to being shut than when we first posted this thread so what are you waiting for?????? C'mon board!

The Lord Christ Jesus loves you all -no matter what so just come in and step into your rightful place.

Love you all!!!hearts
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Please Pay Attention! I am begging anyone who does not want to go into perdition to please review this short video and afterwards call upon the name of The Lord Jesus The Christ and Thou Shalt Be Saved! It's a Promise!

No more time for kids gloves, throw off the works of darkness and put on the armor of Light - Jesus is the Light of The World!

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Jesus Loves You All!

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uh the ark was a long time ago. did you fall off a time machine?
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Please Pay Attention! I am begging anyone who does not want to go into perdition to please review this short video and afterwards call upon the name of The Lord Jesus The Christ and Thou Shalt Be Saved! It's a Promise!

No more time for kids gloves, throw off the works of darkness and put on the armor of Light - Jesus is the Light of The World!

[link to vimeo.com]

Jesus Loves You All!

red_heart
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uh the ark was a long time ago. did you fall off a time machine?
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LOLOL...No sir/ma'am. didn't fall off a time machine or a turnip truck. The new covenant ark is Christ and certainly there is room enough for you as well.

The believers will soon be evacuated -come, come with us...we're going to a place that was prepared for us before the foundations of the world were laid.

I'd like you to be in the number that no man can number as stated by John in Revelation. We're getting out of this mess and leaving all the troubles of this old world behind!
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This doesnt fool any Christian.
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This doesnt fool any Christian.
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Friends...I don't understand the hostility. I have no ill intent to provoke anyone by sharing the truth. And fool any Christian? That's not possible with this message.

The world around you is literally and not metaphorically falling apart at the seams. Christ will intervene -you can count on it but don't bet you eternal life on the fact that he won't simply because that's too much to lose and I would rather see you victorious on the other side of eternity.

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Are you on board? The door is closing!! Don't be left behind!
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bsflag

This doesnt fool any Christian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27489035


Friends...I don't understand the hostility. I have no ill intent to provoke anyone by sharing the truth. And fool any Christian? That's not possible with this message.

The world around you is literally and not metaphorically falling apart at the seams. Christ will intervene -you can count on it but don't bet you eternal life on the fact that he won't simply because that's too much to lose and I would rather see you victorious on the other side of eternity.

happyheart
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It's even closer to being shut than when we first posted this thread so what are you waiting for?????? C'mon board!

The Lord Christ Jesus loves you all -no matter what so just come in and step into your rightful place.

Love you all!!!hearts
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Better hurry while there is still time!
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It's even closer to being shut than when we first posted this thread so what are you waiting for?????? C'mon board!

The Lord Christ Jesus loves you all -no matter what so just come in and step into your rightful place.

Love you all!!!hearts
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Better hurry while there is still time!
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Flesh is a prision anyways.
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so is Hell.
love is all.
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Thanks for the BUMP from the UK!choruschorus
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He was right guys! Stay
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Thanks for the BUMP from the UK!choruschorus
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He was right guys! Stay
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This thread remains alive and so is this broadcast!

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Please join us 24x7x365 -- Jesus is Love!!!!!!!!

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Fuckheads.

same old story and fear mongering and making money of the terrified braindeads for 2000 fucking years.
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Fuckheads.

same old story and fear mongering and making money of the terrified braindeads for 2000 fucking years.
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Wow...what a mean thing to say. We mean no harm friend. Your reply actually brings a tear to my eye.

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So it fucking should idiot. Anyone who thinks their god of love and mercy is going to burn trillions of people alive forever in never ending unforgiveness and hate and revenge with his mercy that is new every morning and never comes to an end..and whos love never fails..Should fucking cry.
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What a terrible thing to say...you should tune into this broadcast and allow the narration to minister to you...It will soften your teflon heart.

This thread remains alive and so is this broadcast!

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Please join us 24x7x365 -- Jesus is Love!!!!!!!!

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So it fucking should idiot. Anyone who thinks their god of love and mercy is going to burn trillions of people alive forever in never ending unforgiveness and hate and revenge with his mercy that is new every morning and never comes to an end..and whos love never fails..Should fucking cry.
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Better get on board dude before he burns you up and tortures you for eternity.
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So it fucking should idiot. Anyone who thinks their god of love and mercy is going to burn trillions of people alive forever in never ending unforgiveness and hate and revenge with his mercy that is new every morning and never comes to an end..and whos love never fails..Should fucking cry.
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Better get on board dude before he burns you up and tortures you for eternity.
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Maybe, just maybe you have a point Mr. Funny Man...
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It's closer than ever before...For the believers -Please tune into the broadcast and remain as you are.

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The Lord is Coming Soon!
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Please don't spread fear it only causes unnecessary panic. It's only a transition phase and you don't need an Ark to survive it either in fact you don't even have to be a BELIEVER either : )
It's just the natural order of the universal system going through it's cycles.
Namaste
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Lies.
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I am pretty sure that my gardener does not love me, he may love the money I give him but he does not love me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4032727


all these phony hollow people today have no friends, all their friends are just as hollow and shallow as they are. They would pick up a knife and stab their friends if they were ordered to by Satan. Just like all these women they have sex with would eat them, and vice versa.

yet sexual attraction is end all for them, and they are seething with rage at their own ugliness.
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Again, It's closer than ever before...For the believers -Please tune into the broadcast and remain as you are.

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The Lord is Coming Soon!

angel3
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"...as in the Days of Noah..."

NOBODY took Noah seriously...not one person, other than his immediate family! NOBODY listened to Enoch (father of Noah) either! Dark, evil days back then and NOW!
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So it fucking should idiot. Anyone who thinks their god of love and mercy is going to burn trillions of people alive forever in never ending unforgiveness and hate and revenge with his mercy that is new every morning and never comes to an end..and whos love never fails..Should fucking cry.
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Better get on board dude before he burns you up and tortures you for eternity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68225391


So it fucking should idiot. Anyone who thinks their god of love and mercy is going to burn trillions of people alive forever in never ending unforgiveness and hate and revenge with his mercy that is new every morning and never comes to an end..and whos love never fails..Should fucking cry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68447551


Better get on board dude before he burns you up and tortures you for eternity.
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Whoa! You certainly know more than the average person. Although your words indicate that although you may have walked in the way, now you've turned your back on the truth. Please return home...God is waiting patiently. Have a good evening.

It's closer than ever before...For the believers -Please tune into the broadcast and remain as you are.

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The Lord is Coming Soon!
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So it fucking should idiot. Anyone who thinks their god of love and mercy is going to burn trillions of people alive forever in never ending unforgiveness and hate and revenge with his mercy that is new every morning and never comes to an end..and whos love never fails..Should fucking cry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68447551


Better get on board dude before he burns you up and tortures you for eternity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68225391


So it fucking should idiot. Anyone who thinks their god of love and mercy is going to burn trillions of people alive forever in never ending unforgiveness and hate and revenge with his mercy that is new every morning and never comes to an end..and whos love never fails..Should fucking cry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68447551


Better get on board dude before he burns you up and tortures you for eternity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68225391



Whoa! You certainly know more than the average person. Although your words indicate that although you may have walked in the way, now you've turned your back on the truth. Please return home...God is waiting patiently. Have a good evening.

It's closer than ever before...For the believers -Please tune into the broadcast and remain as you are.

[link to station.voscast.com]

The Lord is Coming Soon!
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It's even closer to being shut than when we first posted this thread so what are you waiting for?????? C'mon board!

The Lord Christ Jesus loves you all -no matter what so just come in and step into your rightful place.

Love you all!!!hearts
 Quoting: Pastor 2008519



If Jese loves me so much then why would he go against everything he said about forgiving enemies...and i am not his enemy...and just as easily have me burnt alive forever as save me?

He forced me into being...to live in a world i despise...full of hate and death and murder and war and atrocity. Forced into being part of the meat in the sandwich between him and satan...cannon fodder to be fought over and tortured...in war that i didnt start..cannot finish..and want nothing to do with.

the end result is being burnt alive forever...no other option...he just says he loves...but when all is said and done its about sadism and heartless merciless revenge...on dust beings...for having the sheer GALL to affront his holiness..and be born sinners.

a fate we did not ask for..apply for..or want.

but its forced onto mankind.

no free will.

and to make it almost impossible to escape this death torture trap...he has seen to it that no one really knows the truth....500000 differing religions..all confusing...and most of them threatening eternal doom or torture if you dont follow them.

they all run on fear..sell fear..breather fear..preach fear...and use threats of doom to control the terrified trapped sheep...us...the victims of birth...the worst criminals in the universe...who deserve to be burnt alive forever...for being born.
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I've been hearing the same bs ever since i was a kid(and that's a long time ago)and nothing ever happens.
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YEAH?Well it is about to.,
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"Holy, holy, holy is the Lord God Almighty, who was, and is, and is to come." - I AM



Vote for people that have a track record for loving your Constitution or lose your country forever!!!

Put down the damn touchy feely koolaid and WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

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This is what Jesus said.


Luke 6:35-36 King James Version (KJV)

35 But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.

36 Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful.


And this is what christians teach


Luke 6:35-36 King James Version (KJV)

35 But torture and burn ye your enemies, and do harm, and extort money, hoping for interst again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is merciless unto the unthankful and to the evil.

36 Be ye therefore merciless, as your Father also is merciless.


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