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Quick. I just found a new dvd. Its called 31 minutes in hell. It is far superior to the 23 minutes in hell because it has a bonus 8 minutes of eternal suffering and damnation. Brimstone is overflowing out of the cover! Just email me at imasucka@dumbass.com. Hurry while supplies last!!!

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If you act now you get behind the scenes of god and jesus laughing at all of the torments. Bloopers are included at no additional cost to you...the light of the world!
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That sort of thing is a scam, but yet it is just as much of a scam as buying a hollywood movie.

You are trading your money for something to watch on your tell lie vision.

Those videos may or may not be fake, I do not believe in everlasting hell, but I do believe that when you die if you have been evil and never cared about God or love then you will be eternally SEPARATED from God, and be punished for the amount of time you sinned, which is a horrible fate because Heaven is so amazing and wonderful.

I consider myself to be a Christian, I try my best to be a good person and love other people as I would want to be loved. We all have the ability to love, just as much as the ability to hate, so let's do what God is telling us in the Bible.

EDIT: It was kind of funny though, I laughed when I first read it... but it is too serious of a topic to laugh at, there are many many people who live lives of sin and evil.

WE got the world into this mess, not God.

God gave us a perfect world, and right from day 1 we did nothing but destroy it.

I am surprised we lasted as long as we did.

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does it have the blooper reel? hehahaha i remember seeing the bloopers a while back, everyone was LAUGHING instead of SCREAMING.. hilarious!
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That sort of thing is a scam, but yet it is just as much of a scam as buying a hollywood movie.

You are trading your money for something to watch on your tell lie vision.

Those videos may or may not be fake, I do not believe in everlasting hell, but I do believe that when you die if you have been evil and never cared about God or love then you will be eternally SEPARATED from God, and be punished for the amount of time you sinned, which is a horrible fate because Heaven is so amazing and wonderful.

I consider myself to be a Christian, I try my best to be a good person and love other people as I would want to be loved. We all have the ability to love, just as much as the ability to hate, so let's do what God is telling us in the Bible.

EDIT: It was kind of funny though, I laughed when I first read it... but it is too serious of a topic to laugh at, there are many many people who live lives of sin and evil.

WE got the world into this mess, not God.

God gave us a perfect world, and right from day 1 we did nothing but destroy it.

I am surprised we lasted as long as we did.
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If God created the world and us perfectly, it would be IMPOSSIBLE for anything to happen that God didn't already intend to happen. Unless you wanna say God isn't perfect of course........
No one is perfect. A babe before walking will first stumble and fall many times but NEVER gives up until he succeeds.

Always remember, ultimately, to never follow any person's belief. Your relationship with God is between you and God.

If nothing else, remember this: religion = subservience, control and conformity, the same template as EVERY government

"Most believers would kill truth if truth threatened their religion." L. K. Washburn

"This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves." Robert Ingersoll

"If anyone wants to know how God feels, it's a warm light as if the sun is poking through dark clouds and lifting your spirits with pure joy."
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That sort of thing is a scam, but yet it is just as much of a scam as buying a hollywood movie.

You are trading your money for something to watch on your tell lie vision.

Those videos may or may not be fake, I do not believe in everlasting hell, but I do believe that when you die if you have been evil and never cared about God or love then you will be eternally SEPARATED from God, and be punished for the amount of time you sinned, which is a horrible fate because Heaven is so amazing and wonderful.

I consider myself to be a Christian, I try my best to be a good person and love other people as I would want to be loved. We all have the ability to love, just as much as the ability to hate, so let's do what God is telling us in the Bible.

EDIT: It was kind of funny though, I laughed when I first read it... but it is too serious of a topic to laugh at, there are many many people who live lives of sin and evil.

WE got the world into this mess, not God.

God gave us a perfect world, and right from day 1 we did nothing but destroy it.

I am surprised we lasted as long as we did.
 Quoting: ExpertOfSound


It's waaay good. It will make you feel all proud inside knowing that you could be part of the comedy show that is eternal damnation. You may even get to pour some molten hot lava on some poor sinners head. It'll be hilarious!!! This video is just a small sample of the glories that await us as we all get to feel very proud of ourselves and laugh at those sick souls that just didn't submit. Those rebellious hearts are gonna pay!!! Act now!!
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Quick. I just found a new dvd. Its called 31 minutes in hell. It is far superior to the 23 minutes in hell because it has a bonus 8 minutes of eternal suffering and damnation. Brimstone is overflowing out of the cover! Just email me at imasucka@dumbass.com. Hurry while supplies last!!!
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You sure you wont try and kill me while I take a piss if I come up with a better dvd? I can see you twitching now
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Who cares. I pretty much leave the Christians, Atheists, jewish people, Muslims, Satanists, Buddhists and Agnostics alone.
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That sort of thing is a scam, but yet it is just as much of a scam as buying a hollywood movie.

You are trading your money for something to watch on your tell lie vision.

Those videos may or may not be fake, I do not believe in everlasting hell, but I do believe that when you die if you have been evil and never cared about God or love then you will be eternally SEPARATED from God, and be punished for the amount of time you sinned, which is a horrible fate because Heaven is so amazing and wonderful.

I consider myself to be a Christian, I try my best to be a good person and love other people as I would want to be loved. We all have the ability to love, just as much as the ability to hate, so let's do what God is telling us in the Bible.

EDIT: It was kind of funny though, I laughed when I first read it... but it is too serious of a topic to laugh at, there are many many people who live lives of sin and evil.

WE got the world into this mess, not God.

God gave us a perfect world, and right from day 1 we did nothing but destroy it.

I am surprised we lasted as long as we did.
 Quoting: ExpertOfSound


It's waaay good. It will make you feel all proud inside knowing that you could be part of the comedy show that is eternal damnation. You may even get to pour some molten hot lava on some poor sinners head. It'll be hilarious!!! This video is just a small sample of the glories that await us as we all get to feel very proud of ourselves and laugh at those sick souls that just didn't submit. Those rebellious hearts are gonna pay!!! Act now!!
 Quoting: 1COR15:22



You are starting to talk like most of the christians here.

The difference being..YOU are being sarcastic..THEy are dead serious.
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So you think that we go to hell when we die as sinners?

Is hell a physical place?

Why would there be duality in the afterlife?

Your god knowingly allows rape and torture in the afterlife, therefore he is a fucking piece of trash... and does not exist...

The true source of creation is nothing but love!
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no such thing as a burning hell
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So you think that we go to hell when we die as sinners?

Is hell a physical place?

Why would there be duality in the afterlife?

Your god knowingly allows rape and torture in the afterlife, therefore he is a fucking piece of trash... and does not exist...

The true source of creation is nothing but love!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Hell MUST be bullshit.

If its NOT bullshit then GOD is a TOTAL CUNT.

Think about it..

Hell is the result of SOMEONE thinking about it...and to THINK about it they had to VISUALISE every ounce of AGONY it would produce.

The inquisitors did the same thing when they thought up torture devices like the trappedo..the rack..the iron maiden..all those utterly EVIL devices that MAN thought up.

We all know it takes a FUCKING SADISTIC TWISTED EVIL BLACK HEARTED AND UTTER CUNT to think UP those evil devices of AGONY..and we DESPISE them and rightly SO.

But we ATTRIBUTE a MUCH MUCH WORSE kind of EVIL THINKING and EVIL INVENTION on GOD..we accuse HIM of creating a place FAR FAR WORSE IN SCOPE AGONY AND DURATION than the most EVIL BASTARD IN ALL HISTORY could think up in all their TWISTEDNESS....and then we call him HOLY AND JUST?

Yeah...right.

JUST THINK about what you are CALLING GOD when you say THERE IS A HELL!
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So you think that we go to hell when we die as sinners?

Is hell a physical place?

Why would there be duality in the afterlife?

Your god knowingly allows rape and torture in the afterlife, therefore he is a fucking piece of trash... and does not exist...

The true source of creation is nothing but love!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Hell MUST be bullshit.

If its NOT bullshit then GOD is a TOTAL CUNT.

Think about it..

Hell is the result of SOMEONE thinking about it...and to THINK about it they had to VISUALISE every ounce of AGONY it would produce.

The inquisitors did the same thing when they thought up torture devices like the trappedo..the rack..the iron maiden..all those utterly EVIL devices that MAN thought up.

We all know it takes a FUCKING SADISTIC TWISTED EVIL BLACK HEARTED AND UTTER CUNT to think UP those evil devices of AGONY..and we DESPISE them and rightly SO.

But we ATTRIBUTE a MUCH MUCH WORSE kind of EVIL THINKING and EVIL INVENTION on GOD..we accuse HIM of creating a place FAR FAR WORSE IN SCOPE AGONY AND DURATION than the most EVIL BASTARD IN ALL HISTORY could think up in all their TWISTEDNESS....and then we call him HOLY AND JUST?

Yeah...right.

JUST THINK about what you are CALLING GOD when you say THERE IS A HELL!
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WAit but I thought torture meant justice? Thats what my preacher man tells me so then there thats it it's final. Don't go around saying that torture is wrong. I just saw a dvd where the blessed people get to pour lava on evils folks heads. It was so inspiring!
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Who cares. I pretty much leave the Christians, Atheists, Jewish people, Muslims, Satanists, Buddhists and Agnostics alone.
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They all just eat and shit like the rest of us after all.
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So you think that we go to hell when we die as sinners?

Is hell a physical place?

Why would there be duality in the afterlife?

Your god knowingly allows rape and torture in the afterlife, therefore he is a fucking piece of trash... and does not exist...

The true source of creation is nothing but love!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Hell MUST be bullshit.

If its NOT bullshit then GOD is a TOTAL CUNT.

Think about it..

Hell is the result of SOMEONE thinking about it...and to THINK about it they had to VISUALISE every ounce of AGONY it would produce.

The inquisitors did the same thing when they thought up torture devices like the trappedo..the rack..the iron maiden..all those utterly EVIL devices that MAN thought up.

We all know it takes a FUCKING SADISTIC TWISTED EVIL BLACK HEARTED AND UTTER CUNT to think UP those evil devices of AGONY..and we DESPISE them and rightly SO.

But we ATTRIBUTE a MUCH MUCH WORSE kind of EVIL THINKING and EVIL INVENTION on GOD..we accuse HIM of creating a place FAR FAR WORSE IN SCOPE AGONY AND DURATION than the most EVIL BASTARD IN ALL HISTORY could think up in all their TWISTEDNESS....and then we call him HOLY AND JUST?

Yeah...right.

JUST THINK about what you are CALLING GOD when you say THERE IS A HELL!
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Exactly! You have to be evil as fuck to worship this god... If he does turn out to be the real creator than I am going to spit in his face and say fuck you as he kicks me and my family down to suffer eternal torment.
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So you think that we go to hell when we die as sinners?

Is hell a physical place?

Why would there be duality in the afterlife?

Your god knowingly allows rape and torture in the afterlife, therefore he is a fucking piece of trash... and does not exist...

The true source of creation is nothing but love!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Hell MUST be bullshit.

If its NOT bullshit then GOD is a TOTAL CUNT.

Think about it..

Hell is the result of SOMEONE thinking about it...and to THINK about it they had to VISUALISE every ounce of AGONY it would produce.

The inquisitors did the same thing when they thought up torture devices like the trappedo..the rack..the iron maiden..all those utterly EVIL devices that MAN thought up.

We all know it takes a FUCKING SADISTIC TWISTED EVIL BLACK HEARTED AND UTTER CUNT to think UP those evil devices of AGONY..and we DESPISE them and rightly SO.

But we ATTRIBUTE a MUCH MUCH WORSE kind of EVIL THINKING and EVIL INVENTION on GOD..we accuse HIM of creating a place FAR FAR WORSE IN SCOPE AGONY AND DURATION than the most EVIL BASTARD IN ALL HISTORY could think up in all their TWISTEDNESS....and then we call him HOLY AND JUST?

Yeah...right.

JUST THINK about what you are CALLING GOD when you say THERE IS A HELL!
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Exactly! You have to be evil as fuck to worship this god... If he does turn out to be the real creator than I am going to spit in his face and say fuck you as he kicks me and my family down to suffer eternal torment.
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Watch out for the lava you wicked human. Them christians can't wait to watch you suffer. It will be sublime and the essence of true love
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So you think that we go to hell when we die as sinners?

Is hell a physical place?

Why would there be duality in the afterlife?

Your god knowingly allows rape and torture in the afterlife, therefore he is a fucking piece of trash... and does not exist...

The true source of creation is nothing but love!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Hell MUST be bullshit.

If its NOT bullshit then GOD is a TOTAL CUNT.

Think about it..

Hell is the result of SOMEONE thinking about it...and to THINK about it they had to VISUALISE every ounce of AGONY it would produce.

The inquisitors did the same thing when they thought up torture devices like the trappedo..the rack..the iron maiden..all those utterly EVIL devices that MAN thought up.

We all know it takes a FUCKING SADISTIC TWISTED EVIL BLACK HEARTED AND UTTER CUNT to think UP those evil devices of AGONY..and we DESPISE them and rightly SO.

But we ATTRIBUTE a MUCH MUCH WORSE kind of EVIL THINKING and EVIL INVENTION on GOD..we accuse HIM of creating a place FAR FAR WORSE IN SCOPE AGONY AND DURATION than the most EVIL BASTARD IN ALL HISTORY could think up in all their TWISTEDNESS....and then we call him HOLY AND JUST?

Yeah...right.

JUST THINK about what you are CALLING GOD when you say THERE IS A HELL!
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Exactly! You have to be evil as fuck to worship this god... If he does turn out to be the real creator than I am going to spit in his face and say fuck you as he kicks me and my family down to suffer eternal torment.
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Watch out for the lava you wicked human. Them christians can't wait to watch you suffer. It will be sublime and the essence of true love
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Christians get off on knowing that they will be saved while the rest of us who think they are idiots will burn in hell for eternity!

Why would a loving god allow people who like the idea of 90% of humanity burning in hell into heaven?
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Hell MUST be bullshit.

If its NOT bullshit then GOD is a TOTAL CUNT.

Think about it..

Hell is the result of SOMEONE thinking about it...and to THINK about it they had to VISUALISE every ounce of AGONY it would produce.

The inquisitors did the same thing when they thought up torture devices like the trappedo..the rack..the iron maiden..all those utterly EVIL devices that MAN thought up.

We all know it takes a FUCKING SADISTIC TWISTED EVIL BLACK HEARTED AND UTTER CUNT to think UP those evil devices of AGONY..and we DESPISE them and rightly SO.

But we ATTRIBUTE a MUCH MUCH WORSE kind of EVIL THINKING and EVIL INVENTION on GOD..we accuse HIM of creating a place FAR FAR WORSE IN SCOPE AGONY AND DURATION than the most EVIL BASTARD IN ALL HISTORY could think up in all their TWISTEDNESS....and then we call him HOLY AND JUST?

Yeah...right.

JUST THINK about what you are CALLING GOD when you say THERE IS A HELL!
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Exactly! You have to be evil as fuck to worship this god... If he does turn out to be the real creator than I am going to spit in his face and say fuck you as he kicks me and my family down to suffer eternal torment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Watch out for the lava you wicked human. Them christians can't wait to watch you suffer. It will be sublime and the essence of true love
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Christians get off on knowing that they will be saved while the rest of us who think they are idiots will burn in hell for eternity!

Why would a loving god allow people who like the idea of 90% of humanity burning in hell into heaven?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


What are you talking about? Love equals eternal torture. Didn't you know? That is what my preacher man told me, so there I believe it. He also told me I had to give him 10% of everything I earned and before taxes, so he could spread the good news of eternal torment. Praise the lord for tithes and torture!
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Exactly! You have to be evil as fuck to worship this god... If he does turn out to be the real creator than I am going to spit in his face and say fuck you as he kicks me and my family down to suffer eternal torment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Watch out for the lava you wicked human. Them christians can't wait to watch you suffer. It will be sublime and the essence of true love
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Christians get off on knowing that they will be saved while the rest of us who think they are idiots will burn in hell for eternity!

Why would a loving god allow people who like the idea of 90% of humanity burning in hell into heaven?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


What are you talking about? Love equals eternal torture. Didn't you know? That is what my preacher man told me, so there I believe it. He also told me I had to give him 10% of everything I earned and before taxes, so he could spread the good news of eternal torment. Praise the lord for tithes and torture!
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Exactly! You have to be evil as fuck to worship this god... If he does turn out to be the real creator than I am going to spit in his face and say fuck you as he kicks me and my family down to suffer eternal torment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Watch out for the lava you wicked human. Them christians can't wait to watch you suffer. It will be sublime and the essence of true love
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Christians get off on knowing that they will be saved while the rest of us who think they are idiots will burn in hell for eternity!

Why would a loving god allow people who like the idea of 90% of humanity burning in hell into heaven?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


What are you talking about? Love equals eternal torture. Didn't you know? That is what my preacher man told me, so there I believe it. He also told me I had to give him 10% of everything I earned and before taxes, so he could spread the good news of eternal torment. Praise the lord for tithes and torture!
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Hahaha I like your sense of humor brother!

Much love!

hf
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Exactly! You have to be evil as fuck to worship this god... If he does turn out to be the real creator than I am going to spit in his face and say fuck you as he kicks me and my family down to suffer eternal torment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Watch out for the lava you wicked human. Them christians can't wait to watch you suffer. It will be sublime and the essence of true love
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Christians get off on knowing that they will be saved while the rest of us who think they are idiots will burn in hell for eternity!

Why would a loving god allow people who like the idea of 90% of humanity burning in hell into heaven?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


What are you talking about? Love equals eternal torture. Didn't you know? That is what my preacher man told me, so there I believe it. He also told me I had to give him 10% of everything I earned and before taxes, so he could spread the good news of eternal torment. Praise the lord for tithes and torture!
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Seems all my threads these last year or so are bearing FRUIT.

Christians are waking UP..and even gaining my sense of sarcasm about it.


AWESEOME!
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Exactly! You have to be evil as fuck to worship this god... If he does turn out to be the real creator than I am going to spit in his face and say fuck you as he kicks me and my family down to suffer eternal torment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


Watch out for the lava you wicked human. Them christians can't wait to watch you suffer. It will be sublime and the essence of true love
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Christians get off on knowing that they will be saved while the rest of us who think they are idiots will burn in hell for eternity!

Why would a loving god allow people who like the idea of 90% of humanity burning in hell into heaven?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14516881


What are you talking about? Love equals eternal torture. Didn't you know? That is what my preacher man told me, so there I believe it. He also told me I had to give him 10% of everything I earned and before taxes, so he could spread the good news of eternal torment. Praise the lord for tithes and torture!
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Well Your Preacher Badly Miss-represents God and His Word The Bible which Never Mention Hell as being an everlasting Place.

Hell is a Pagan Babylonian Doctrine
An Invention Of Satan to convince the world that God is More Evil Then He is.

Remember God Sent his Son so That ALL Might Live!

Lucifer taught Eve: "You surely will not die"

God Taught Moses & the Prophets: "The wages of Sin is death"

The Catholic Church teaches that man has an "immortal soul" This is a stark contrary to what "The Word of God" teaches.

Don't be surprised though the Catholic Church is the Beast of Revelation/Daniel

Replace the word "Hell" with "Grave" in The Bible
The word "Hell" was a Substituted Word for Sheol meaning the Grave.

Most Protestants were in agreement that There was No Hell.
Except Now Most Churches Have drunk wine from the Cup of Spiritual Babylon and now they have adapted its evil doctrines.
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Matthew 5:22

But I say to you, That whoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whoever shall say, You fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

Luke 12:51

Suppose you that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, No; but rather division:

Luke 21:25-26

And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; men fainting from fear and the expectation of the things which are coming upon the world; for the powers of the heavens will be shaken.

Luke 21:34

And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be weighed down with carousing, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and so that day come upon you unawares.

Luke 12:31

And whoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when you depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.



Luke 12:49-52

I have come to cast fire upon the earth; and how I wish it were already kindled! “But I have a baptism to undergo, and how distressed I am until it is accomplished! “Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division; for from now on five members in one household will be divided, three against two and two against three.

Hell is real. It is what is breaking out on the Earth, and why you feel so angry and bitter. If you haven't felt the flame yet, just wait. you will.
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Quick. I just found a new dvd. Its called 31 minutes in hell. It is far superior to the 23 minutes in hell because it has a bonus 8 minutes of eternal suffering and damnation. Brimstone is overflowing out of the cover! Just email me at imasucka@dumbass.com. Hurry while supplies last!!!
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Watch out for the lava you wicked human. Them christians can't wait to watch you suffer. It will be sublime and the essence of true love
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Christians get off on knowing that they will be saved while the rest of us who think they are idiots will burn in hell for eternity!

Why would a loving god allow people who like the idea of 90% of humanity burning in hell into heaven?


What are you talking about? Love equals eternal torture. Didn't you know? That is what my preacher man told me, so there I believe it. He also told me I had to give him 10% of everything I earned and before taxes, so he could spread the good news of eternal torment. Praise the lord for tithes and torture!


Seems all my threads these last year or so
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ing FRUIT.

Christians are waking UP..and even gaining my sense of sarcasm about it.


AWESEOME!

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Haha. Your threads have been entertaining and also shown many people the absolute BS lie of hellfire.
 Quoting: 1COR15:22
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where are treasure is there our hearts are ;) as we think so are we

love rb
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where our reasure is there our hearts are ;) as we think so are we

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Matthew 5:22

But I say to you, That whoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whoever shall say, You fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

Luke 12:51

Suppose you that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, No; but rather division:

Luke 21:25-26

And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; men fainting from fear and the expectation of the things which are coming upon the world; for the powers of the heavens will be shaken.

Luke 21:34

And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be weighed down with carousing, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and so that day come upon you unawares.

Luke 12:31

And whoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when you depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.



Luke 12:49-52

I have come to cast fire upon the earth; and how I wish it were already kindled! “But I have a baptism to undergo, and how distressed I am until it is accomplished! “Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division; for from now on five members in one household will be divided, three against two and two against three.

Hell is real. It is what is breaking out on the Earth, and why you feel so angry and bitter. If you haven't felt the flame yet, just wait. you will.
 Quoting: Lord Nexus


TOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU KNOW>....that 250,000 people on average die EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO..

Tomorrow will bring forth another 250000 opportunities for god to put his torture devices in hell to good use. You know,,his flesh eating worms he created..his boiling mud and lava pits...his torture racks and flames and hot pokers and such.

Yes..each day..for the 250,000 that die every day..this is what our loving and oh so forgiving and merciful god has in store for those who did not fall for the blackmail he pumps out here every day of "BOW to me or BUUURRRRNN!!...but HE loves YOU,,NEVER FORGET THAT.
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Matthew 5:22

But I say to you, That whoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whoever shall say, You fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

Luke 12:51

Suppose you that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, No; but rather division:

Luke 21:25-26

And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; men fainting from fear and the expectation of the things which are coming upon the world; for the powers of the heavens will be shaken.

Luke 21:34

And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be weighed down with carousing, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and so that day come upon you unawares.

Luke 12:31

And whoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when you depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.



Luke 12:49-52

I have come to cast fire upon the earth; and how I wish it were already kindled! “But I have a baptism to undergo, and how distressed I am until it is accomplished! “Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division; for from now on five members in one household will be divided, three against two and two against three.

Hell is real. It is what is breaking out on the Earth, and why you feel so angry and bitter. If you haven't felt the flame yet, just wait. you will.
 Quoting: Lord Nexus


TOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU KNOW>....that 250,000 people on average die EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO..

Tomorrow will bring forth another 250000 opportunities for god to put his torture devices in hell to good use. You know,,his flesh eating worms he created..his boiling mud and lava pits...his torture racks and flames and hot pokers and such.

Yes..each day..for the 250,000 that die every day..this is what our loving and oh so forgiving and merciful god has in store for those who did not fall for the blackmail he pumps out here every day of "BOW to me or BUUURRRRNN!!...but HE loves YOU,,NEVER FORGET THAT.
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I wonder if they play the national anthem in heaven every time a poor sinner is roasted. It's gotta be the greatest fireworks show ever!!! Just like the 4th of July baby!
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Quick. I just found a new dvd. Its called 31 minutes in hell. It is far superior to the 23 minutes in hell because it has a bonus 8 minutes of eternal suffering and damnation. Brimstone is overflowing out of the cover! Just email me at imasucka@dumbass.com. Hurry while supplies last!!!
 Quoting: 1COR15:22


Hell is not actual place you go you fail
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
-Norman Bates

I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
-Tupac Shakur

Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
-Tupac Shakur

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
-Malcolm X

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
-Malcolm X

When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
-Dawn of the Dead

What an excellent day for an exorcism.
-The Exorcist
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