The hang out...

Thank you, Tiger! I've posted a thread on how to manifest:

Thread: The Secret: Here’s how to do it – and why it DOES work

If you haven't tried it, PM me and I'll mentor you in the process. I don't want you to have another disastrous party, lol - sorry for laughing but I was just picturing my hubby in that position :)

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year everyone!!!

That is great GG.. :)



Well there is the nominal fee of $1000000 paid to tha OP.. Ohh wait.. Since it is you and only you will let you slide on the payment.. Welcome.


Happy New Year all :) Dont drink and drive... And be safe and have a blessed New Year

Haha, yay!!

Looking forward to it :)

Happy New Year to you too and to EVERYONE!! Got my rum and coke in hand tonight

Have fun stay safe and I hope you all have a wonderful New Year!

Happy New Years everybody!



I'm torn, there are two bands I'd like to go see,
but they are my ex-gf's favorite bands too,
and I'd really prefer not to see her and her kids tonight.

Grateful Dead Coverband, with a former student of mine fronting the band.


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or Nasty FUNk???


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The plumbers came this morning, and unclogged the drains. The drain was totally plugged where it elbowed into the main drain on the floor. My poor husband, who got a sewer water shower treying to unplug the drain on saturday, is in a better mood today, and I salvaged his shoes ! :)

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Happy New Year EVERYONE !!! We are staying home, and just relaxing. The past few days have been hectic. My daughters and husbands/significant others, are all out for the evening. We ate a light easy dinner, and have had fun playing with the dogs, and the dogs doing tug of war with each other,with their Christmas toys. I would like to go to bed early, but the idiots over here have been shooting their guns off for the past couple of hours already, besides the fireworks. I do not mind the big bang of fireworks at midnight, but I sure wish they would cool it on the gunfire.

It WAS funny, but I didn't dare laugh !!! :) His shoes made squishy sounds from the sewer water in them !!! EWWWW !!!

Decided with friends to meet at the local pub early - drink some beers together and best wishes for the new year - and not to deal with icey roads, police in full force, and forcing ourselves to stay up til midnight.

But so sorry about that gunfire . . . can't imagine.

Just finished the last of dishes, laundry, sweeping, vacuuming,
dusting, taking every piece of garbage out of the house...

I think I can go out and ring in the New Year now.

Yeah, I spruced up my house too. Got to start the New Year off right !!! :)

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"

Good one! I hope everyone is having a happy New Year's Day! We are just relaxing.

Last Edited by Dease on 01/01/2013 03:00 PM

Awe! That's cute!

A New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural area of the South.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded,
"I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer Peter replied,
"This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The New York lawyer said,
"I am one of the best trial lawyers in The USA and, if you don't let me get that duck,
I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said,
"Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in the South.
We settle small disagreements like this with the Three Kick Rule.

The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first.
I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!

His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end,
sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

As a born and bred New Yawka now living in the sticks, I really enjoyed that.

Oh, how gross! LOL on salvaging the shoes, how did you end up cleaning them, soaked them in bleach? That's what I would do, for sure!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!



Bravo! I liked that :)

Hot water and double the soap !

Wow! What a story!

I just wanted to let everyone know you won't be hearing from me till next week. We're going on vacation in the beautiful Smoky Mountains! We spent our honeymoon there, and have been back once since, so this will be our third time. We can't wait!

Last Edited by Dease on 01/03/2013 04:28 PM

It sounds like a wonderfull getaway !!!

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

10 Things I know about you.

1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

HAHAHAHA I did number 3 while reading this :( :lol:

Oh, my, you really got me - I did them all and was cracking up - good one, lolol!