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Laura Bow

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Hi everyone! This looks like a fun place to be, I'm glad to see some familiar faces here :)
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Hi everyone! This looks like a fun place to be, I'm glad to see some familiar faces here :)
 Quoting: Laura Bow


good to see you in here!

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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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Laura Bow

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You know everyone has such awesome pics and jokes...hmm, guess I gotta get ahold of something cool.
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


LOL lol...my husband would like that one..
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There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see.
I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

Disclaimer: I do not discriminate.
I love women of all shades of hair colour. ;-`)
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Lyttlmiss (OP)

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A. Why can't Blondes dial 911?
Q. They can't find the 11 on the phone!

Q. What does a blonde call cheerios?
A. Donut seeds

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
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Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. So brunettes and red heads have something to do on Friday and Saturday night.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes and red heads can remember them.

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wisc_natureboy

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04/18/2012 09:19 PM
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Why does a blonde wear fuzzy socks?
To keep her ears warm.

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Why was the blonde staring the the Orange Juice container?

The label said: "Concentrate"
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The instructions on the cereal box said "Post" so that's what I'm doing now.

1dunno1
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
Lyttlmiss (OP)

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Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ears.
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The instructions on the cereal box said "Post" so that's what I'm doing now.

1dunno1
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5a
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What do you call 10 blondes in a refridgerator?
Frosted Flakes.
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04/18/2012 09:27 PM
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IT_girls

Disclaimer: There are plenty of very bright women in IT,
I know, I've worked with them. Just not these two. lol
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Lyttlmiss (OP)

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Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
Because the box said from 2-4 years.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant
What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change
What do you get when you have 5 blondes standing shoulder to shouder?
A wind tunnel.
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 Quoting: Lamplite


PS - I don't know if you've actually seen Labyrinth, but it was one of my faves as a kid. When I met my hubby he hadn't seen it yet and I was like, "Oh, its a must! We'll watch it ASAP!" Once we saw it, though, he wasn't that impressed. Maybe watching it as a 12 year old was what made it so amazing.

chuckle
 Quoting: Doomish


I love that movie, it has lots of hidden messages in it. Too cool.
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Lyttlmiss (OP)

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I got a really bad/good joke if anyone wants to hear it....
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The instructions on the cereal box said "Post" so that's what I'm doing now.

1dunno1
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You seem to follow instructions very well.
I'm surprised you are single. ;-`)

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OMG!

I MISSSSSSSSSSED you guys!

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IT_girls

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 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


THAT is great!

applause
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?


A: Tell her she's pregnant!
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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A Weird Coincidence?

Mark Twain was a popular American author who wrote such books as
the Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.

Mark Twain was born on the day of the appearance of Halley’s Comet in 1835,
and died the day following the comet's subsequent return in 1910.

He himself predicted this in 1909, when he said: “I came in with Halley’s Comet in 1835.
It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it.”
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

I do not own the rights to any video posted, they are for educational/entertainment purposes only.
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OMG!

I MISSSSSSSSSSED you guys!

karmatime3
 Quoting: BlondeQT


Glad you made it here hf
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

Frater
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Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched with horror
as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men
playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground
clutching his hands together in his groin,
and rolled around in obvious agony.

The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize
"Please allow me to help,
I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.

"Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied,
still lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands together at his groin.

Following her persistence however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides,
she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside.

She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments
and then asked "How does that feel?"

He replied "It feels fabulous, but my thumb still hurts like hell"

chuckle
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies......................"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched with horror
as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men
playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground
clutching his hands together in his groin,
and rolled around in obvious agony.

The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize
"Please allow me to help,
I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.

"Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied,
still lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands together at his groin.

Following her persistence however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides,
she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside.

She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments
and then asked "How does that feel?"

He replied "It feels fabulous, but my thumb still hurts like hell"

chuckle
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


doh
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A young Ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he 's doing a gig in Charlotte.. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes , when a woman in the third row stands on her seat and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.. What makes you think you and stereotype women that way?? What does the color of a persons hair have to do with the worth of a human being?? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full protential as people.. You and your kind continue to perpetrate discrimination not only against blondes , but women in general.... and all in the name of humor! The embarassed venriloquist begins to personally apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little bastard on your lap!"
This thread needs more cowbell!

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Joke is much much better be told outloud with effects so just imagine your hearing it with effects :)

Did you know that there are 4 types of orgasims?

The positive orgasim.
yes..Yes.. YES.. OHh YESSSS

The negative orgasim
no..No..NO..NOOOO..NOOOOOOO

The relegious orgasim
Oh God..OHH GOD... OHHHHHHH GOD!!!!!!!!!

And the fake orgasim
OH Frater.. OHH FRATER...


Ok Frater dont me you were the last poster so I picked ya :)
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A young Ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he 's doing a gig in Charlotte.. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes , when a woman in the third row stands on her seat and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.. What makes you think you and stereotype women that way?? What does the color of a persons hair have to do with the worth of a human being?? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full protential as people.. You and your kind continue to perpetrate discrimination not only against blondes , but women in general.... and all in the name of humor! The embarassed venriloquist begins to personally apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little bastard on your lap!"
 Quoting: BlondeQT


Ahahaha, i almost posted that one.
I got it in an email a while ago. LoL.
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