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The hang out...

 
wisc_natureboy

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10/01/2012 09:18 PM

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Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably.

The other three gathered around him and asked: "What's wrong?"

Bob looked down at his feet, sniffed and dried his eyes some, then apologized for his emotional outburst.
"I'm sorry, I always get emotional at this hole - it holds very difficult memories for me."

One of his buddies asked, "What happened? What could have gotten you so upset?"

Bob stared silently off in the distance, then said in a low voice,
"This is where my wife and I were playing 12 years ago when
she suddenly died of a heart attack; right at this very hole."

"Oh my God", the other golfers said. "That must have been horrible!"

"Horrible?! You think it`s horrible?"
Bob continued still very distressed.
"It was worse than that! Every hole for the rest of the day,
all the way back to the clubhouse it was hit the ball, drag Alice, hit the ball, drag Alice..."
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10/01/2012 09:40 PM

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This is a real description of a house for sale near me...NOT A JOKE!

I edited out the name of the development.

I do not think this listing will be up long though.



"This is truly a MUST NOT SEE!! Now is not a perfect time to buy. Please keep renting and making the rest of us rich. This country needs more people like you stalling this economy. Why take advantage of the low interest rates when you can pay high level of rents and get no ownership, no equity and have someone else telling you what you can and cannot do with your house. Any who, for those of you still reading, this house features 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths and of is located in BLABLA lake development, a development that features a 305 acre lake, 2 pools, 2 tennis courts, 2 play grounds and not much else. This transaction will be a short sale. For those of you that have been living in a cave for that last 5 years, that means it will take a long, long, long time to get an answer after we submit the offer and it may be no, even after everyone works countless hours to get this done. The good part of working short sales is you only have to work a half a day. 12 hours is enough for me."
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LOL !!! UNREAL !!!
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Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably.

The other three gathered around him and asked: "What's wrong?"

Bob looked down at his feet, sniffed and dried his eyes some, then apologized for his emotional outburst.
"I'm sorry, I always get emotional at this hole - it holds very difficult memories for me."

One of his buddies asked, "What happened? What could have gotten you so upset?"

Bob stared silently off in the distance, then said in a low voice,
"This is where my wife and I were playing 12 years ago when
she suddenly died of a heart attack; right at this very hole."

"Oh my God", the other golfers said. "That must have been horrible!"

"Horrible?! You think it`s horrible?"
Bob continued still very distressed.
"It was worse than that! Every hole for the rest of the day,
all the way back to the clubhouse it was hit the ball, drag Alice, hit the ball, drag Alice..."
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


applause2
wisc_natureboy

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10/01/2012 10:11 PM

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A man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey I have been asked to go fishing
at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion
I've been wanting so would you please
pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.

We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she
does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he
comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife
welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes!

Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"


"I did, they're in your tackle box."
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A man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey I have been asked to go fishing
at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion
I've been wanting so would you please
pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.

We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she
does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he
comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife
welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes!

Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"


"I did, they're in your tackle box."
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy




LOL !!! Someone got caught !
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10/03/2012 02:42 AM
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Happy Birthday Dease!
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Thank you wnb. hf
"Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." - Matthew 22: 37-39

"What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?" - Galatians 5: 22-23
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10/05/2012 01:48 PM

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Illustion2
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
Psych

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10/05/2012 03:25 PM
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Weekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend!!!!!!

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Sorry, I just needed to do that.
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10/05/2012 03:32 PM

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Is it beer-o'clock yet?
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10/05/2012 03:34 PM
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Is it beer-o'clock yet?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


It is over here. tounge

But I am sticking with a nice wine today.

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wisc_natureboy

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10/05/2012 03:38 PM

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Is it beer-o'clock yet?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


It is over here. tounge

But I am sticking with a nice wine today.
 Quoting: Psych


Not quite 3 pm here. I don't teach till tomorrow at 9AM,
so it is officially Miller-time for me. cheers

Red or white?
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10/05/2012 03:44 PM
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Is it beer-o'clock yet?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


It is over here. tounge

But I am sticking with a nice wine today.
 Quoting: Psych


Not quite 3 pm here. I don't teach till tomorrow at 9AM,
so it is officially Miller-time for me. cheers

Red or white?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Miller time. Never tasted that but I am sure if I ever see that being sold over here I will buy it. The UFC has done an excellent job on brainwashing me. lOl


Just opened up a red Pinot Noir.
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10/05/2012 04:49 PM

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Is it beer-o'clock yet?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


It is over here. tounge

But I am sticking with a nice wine today.
 Quoting: Psych


Not quite 3 pm here. I don't teach till tomorrow at 9AM,
so it is officially Miller-time for me. cheers

Red or white?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Miller time. Never tasted that but I am sure if I ever see that being sold over here I will buy it. The UFC has done an excellent job on brainwashing me. lOl


Just opened up a red Pinot Noir.
 Quoting: Psych


I like Reds.

"Miller-time" is more of an expression than a declaration of my beverage of choice. LoL.
They make Miller with corn. I'm not a fan.

We have 2 very nice breweries right here in town (Capital Brewery and Ale Asylum) and a few decent brew pubs as well.

If I'm not drinking local, I like German/Czech/Bohemian lagers.

IMO: Budweiser is the best inexpensive domestic. It's nice and light and can be consumed all day long. lol
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RoXY

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10/05/2012 04:51 PM
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Whiskey for me - the older the better...


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10/05/2012 04:55 PM

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Whiskey for me - the older the better...

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George Dickel #12 taught me to respect whiskey.
He was my constant companion for much of my 20's.

We had to part ways as he always brought out my 'rowdy' side. ;-`)

Good tune, btw.
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wisc_natureboy

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10/05/2012 05:03 PM

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Hey RoXY and Psych, are you over 6 feet tall?

I am not 6 foot, and when I was in Heerlen at the Peppermill,
I was damn near the shortest man there.
Even the shortest women were 5'10".

Are the Boers the tallest race on Earth?
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It is over here. tounge

But I am sticking with a nice wine today.
 Quoting: Psych


Not quite 3 pm here. I don't teach till tomorrow at 9AM,
so it is officially Miller-time for me. cheers

Red or white?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Miller time. Never tasted that but I am sure if I ever see that being sold over here I will buy it. The UFC has done an excellent job on brainwashing me. lOl


Just opened up a red Pinot Noir.
 Quoting: Psych


I like Reds.

"Miller-time" is more of an expression than a declaration of my beverage of choice. LoL.
They make Miller with corn. I'm not a fan.

We have 2 very nice breweries right here in town (Capital Brewery and Ale Asylum) and a few decent brew pubs as well.

If I'm not drinking local, I like German/Czech/Bohemian lagers.

IMO: Budweiser is the best inexpensive domestic. It's nice and light and can be consumed all day long. lol
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


You should try Belgian beer when you have the chance. They have a wide range or excellent beers. I don't drink beer often but when I do, it's Belgian most of the time.
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Hey RoXY and Psych, are you over 6 feet tall?

I am not 6 foot, and when I was in Heerlen at the Peppermill,
I was damn near the shortest man there.
Even the shortest women were 5'10".

Are the Boers the tallest race on Earth?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


lOl

We are designed to survive a flood. Need to be able to reach above sea level. chuckle

I am a little over 6 foot.

The Boers were Dutch and German farmers in South Africa. I am not quite sure what the history books say about their height. lOl
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10/06/2012 05:46 AM
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The Boers were Dutch and German farmers in South Africa. I am not quite sure what the history books say about their height. lOl
 Quoting: Psych


We are descendants from Dutch, German, French and British people. But you get tall people and short people in any population.

Look at this rugby player from South Africa, he is playing later today in a match against New Zealand, at 2.08 m I think he is one of the tallest rugby players in World rugby

[link to www.sarugby.net]
my rugby website at [link to www.lionsworld.co.za]
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10/06/2012 05:50 AM
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I've got a new Thread: YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS # I Called MONSANTO & This is What I Heard...
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10/06/2012 06:11 AM
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The Boers were Dutch and German farmers in South Africa. I am not quite sure what the history books say about their height. lOl
 Quoting: Psych


We are descendants from Dutch, German, French and British people. But you get tall people and short people in any population.

Look at this rugby player from South Africa, he is playing later today in a match against New Zealand, at 2.08 m I think he is one of the tallest rugby players in World rugby

[link to www.sarugby.net]
 Quoting: walt


True. But the original Boers got defeated by the British and the mix evolved into Afrikanen.

Every population has large and small people but we usually look at the average to determine which population is larger or smaller.

This Korean Hong Man Choi is very large as well but on average the Koreans are rather small.

RoXY

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This Korean Hong Man Choi is very large as well but on average the Koreans are rather small.


 Quoting: Psych

But what a lousy kick-boxer he is...

Here's another tall guy... Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Psych

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This Korean Hong Man Choi is very large as well but on average the Koreans are rather small.


 Quoting: Psych

But what a lousy kick-boxer he is...

Here's another tall guy... Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

 Quoting: RoXY


Hehe true.

I always thought that because he is that tall he got forced into martial arts. He never seemed comfortable in the ring.

But it's fun to watch these freaks of nature.

I am having high hopes for Stefan Struve through. He is young and has a lot to learn but I think he is well on his way to become a world champion.



Last Edited by Psych on 10/06/2012 06:33 AM
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. I told them it was meant as said, but apparently in their ppetercion what it really said was Hey, you lazy bitch, start writing again! You'd better be dead if you aren't writing! So, quite frankly, now that I've read the original Scott Adam's post someone put up (presumably), and now that I've been through a week in Japan of seven-hour cycles of OH MY GOD THE NUCLEAR REACTORS ARE MELTING DOWN THE JAPANESE GOVERNMENT IS LYING YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE GET OUT OF JAPAN!! I think the problem with his post is more a matter of the people who read it.
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. I told them it was meant as said, but apparently in their ppetercion what it really said was Hey, you lazy bitch, start writing again! You'd better be dead if you aren't writing! So, quite frankly, now that I've read the original Scott Adam's post someone put up (presumably), and now that I've been through a week in Japan of seven-hour cycles of OH MY GOD THE NUCLEAR REACTORS ARE MELTING DOWN THE JAPANESE GOVERNMENT IS LYING YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE GET OUT OF JAPAN!! I think the problem with his post is more a matter of the people who read it.
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MMmmmmmmmmm K.....


So anyhow friends... Been busy. Miss chatting. WOnt be long I hope before I get mosre "free" time.... Hope you all are well.

Getting cold here. Gonna make a fire and warm up..





A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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10/06/2012 10:14 PM

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A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments from his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:


"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in fact, up there?"

"You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you musta quit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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Lyttlmiss (OP)

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Ok so .... My hubby has a tooth that is killing him. And the advil just didnt help. SO he decided to drink away the pain... Now I am stuck listening to him sing here is my diamond sword... (so silly video) all night long and people wonder I dont drink to fun to watch them do it. LOL
wisc_natureboy

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10/06/2012 10:58 PM

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Ok so .... My hubby has a tooth that is killing him. And the advil just didnt help. SO he decided to drink away the pain... Now I am stuck listening to him sing here is my diamond sword... (so silly video) all night long and people wonder I dont drink to fun to watch them do it. LOL
 Quoting: Lyttlmiss


I had a molar yanked out of my head last month.
I feel for your husband.
Your post just made me remember all the noise and pressure when the Dentist had the pliers in my mouth twisting away. Ugh.
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Chrit

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10/06/2012 11:30 PM

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Ok so .... My hubby has a tooth that is killing him. And the advil just didnt help. SO he decided to drink away the pain... Now I am stuck listening to him sing here is my diamond sword... (so silly video) all night long and people wonder I dont drink to fun to watch them do it. LOL
 Quoting: Lyttlmiss


I had a molar yanked out of my head last month.
I feel for your husband.
Your post just made me remember all the noise and pressure when the Dentist had the pliers in my mouth twisting away. Ugh.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Hope he feels better, after the doc yanked my wisdom tooth I looked at him and realize he enjoyed his job way too much.
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
wisc_natureboy

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10/06/2012 11:36 PM

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Hope he feels better, after the doc yanked my wisdom tooth I looked at him and realize he enjoyed his job way too much.
 Quoting: Chrit


LoL.


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