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Laura Bow User ID: 1158661 United States 08/10/2012 09:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Lyttlmiss "This is a Government Job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff. "T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff." CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet... Ate the cookies... Drank the milk... Shit on the paper... Screwed the other three cats... Claimed he injured his back while doing so. Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions... Put in for Workers Compensation... and Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave... Sounds more like a true story rather than a joke |
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wisc_natureboy User ID: 21156133 United States 08/10/2012 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | for a nap on the train, the man sitting near him hauled out his cell phone and started up a conversation: "Hi darling, it's Tom... I'm on the train... Yes, I know it's the 6:30 not the 4:30, but I had a long meeting... No, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss... No, darling, you're the only one in my life... Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart," etc. This was still going on more than 15 minutes, when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, Tom, turn off that damn phone and come back to bed!" We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21405710 United States 08/11/2012 05:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HAHAHAHA I showed this to my kids, one of them said "Is that bear trying to eat him?" SOOOO cute! Makes me want a polar bear now... The absolutely ultimate guard dog !!! The ultimate Personal Tax Accountant! No I.R.S. agent would be safe and look at all the money one could save... |
Laura Bow User ID: 1158661 United States 08/11/2012 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HAHAHAHA I showed this to my kids, one of them said "Is that bear trying to eat him?" SOOOO cute! Makes me want a polar bear now... The absolutely ultimate guard dog !!! HAHA, I'd be so worried about that guard dog eating me as well. One of my doggies looks a little like a polar bear, though she's got more cream than white. Here she is: |
Dease User ID: 1505901 United States 08/11/2012 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. Quoting: Lyttlmiss The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a Government Job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." LOL! "Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." - Matthew 22: 37-39 "What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?" - Galatians 5: 22-23 |
SFAV User ID: 21297164 United States 08/12/2012 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys I need your help. If you have any links etc. for rare and sacred books whether they are religious or scientific please post them in here.Thanks! [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pull me from the gallows of this fiber-optic nation |
RoXY User ID: 19973059 Netherlands 08/12/2012 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys I need your help. If you have any links etc. for rare and sacred books whether they are religious or scientific please post them in here.Thanks! Quoting: SFAV [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] The largest freely available archive of online books about religion, mythology, folklore and the esoteric on the Internet. [link to sacred-texts.com] Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
SFAV User ID: 21297164 United States 08/12/2012 11:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys I need your help. If you have any links etc. for rare and sacred books whether they are religious or scientific please post them in here.Thanks! Quoting: SFAV [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] The largest freely available archive of online books about religion, mythology, folklore and the esoteric on the Internet. [link to sacred-texts.com] Pull me from the gallows of this fiber-optic nation |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21405710 United States 08/13/2012 03:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maxims of The Internet Age Home is where you hang your @. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. C:\ is the root of all directories. Don't put all your hypes in one home page. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. The modem is the message. Too many clicks spoil the browse. The geek shall inherit the earth. A chat has nine lives. Don't byte off more than you can view. Fax is stranger than fiction. What boots up must come down. Windows will never cease. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal). Virtual reality is its own reward. Modulation in all things. A user and his leisure time are soon parted. There's no place like [link to www.home.com] Know what to expect before you connect. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice to believe. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks, months and maybe even years... |
RoXY User ID: 19973059 Netherlands 08/13/2012 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | New Thread: COOLIO !!! BATMAN - DARK KNIGHTFALL # (Animation Video) Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
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SFAV User ID: 14695767 United States 08/13/2012 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys I need your help. If you have any links etc. for rare and sacred books whether they are religious or scientific please post them in here.Thanks! Quoting: SFAV [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Deleted :( Pull me from the gallows of this fiber-optic nation |
RoXY User ID: 19973059 Netherlands 08/13/2012 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys I need your help. If you have any links etc. for rare and sacred books whether they are religious or scientific please post them in here.Thanks! Quoting: SFAV [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Deleted :( Why? Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
SFAV User ID: 14695767 United States 08/13/2012 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys I need your help. If you have any links etc. for rare and sacred books whether they are religious or scientific please post them in here.Thanks! Quoting: SFAV [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Deleted :( Why? Copyright :( Pull me from the gallows of this fiber-optic nation |
tiger1 User ID: 6269153 United States 08/13/2012 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HAHAHAHA I showed this to my kids, one of them said "Is that bear trying to eat him?" SOOOO cute! Makes me want a polar bear now... The absolutely ultimate guard dog !!! HAHA, I'd be so worried about that guard dog eating me as well. One of my doggies looks a little like a polar bear, though she's got more cream than white. Here she is: Sweet puppy !!! Praise God from Whom all Blessings flow !!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21405710 United States 08/13/2012 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys I need your help. If you have any links etc. for rare and sacred books whether they are religious or scientific please post them in here.Thanks! Quoting: SFAV [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Deleted :( Why? Copyright :( Schiss! Not good to read about SFAV, with a starting few posted links... is there a specific reference to which is in violation??? It would of been an Epic Thread. |
Laura Bow User ID: 1158661 United States 08/14/2012 08:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Laura Bow HAHAHAHA I showed this to my kids, one of them said "Is that bear trying to eat him?" SOOOO cute! Makes me want a polar bear now... The absolutely ultimate guard dog !!! HAHA, I'd be so worried about that guard dog eating me as well. One of my doggies looks a little like a polar bear, though she's got more cream than white. Here she is: Sweet puppy !!! Aww, thank you! She is a sweetie, probably the closest thing I'll ever have to a polar bear HAHA. Here's another really cute bear video: [link to www.youtube.com] |
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SFAV User ID: 14695767 United States 08/14/2012 12:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Schiss! Not good to read about SFAV, with a starting few posted links... is there a specific reference to which is in violation??? It would of been an Epic Thread. I can't see why they would have pulled it just for links being posted, maybe someone pasted excerpts from a book? I'm not really sure what it was. All I posted was the links but I respect the MODS here and SPUD gave me an explanation for copyrighted material. It's a shame because it had rekindered my flame to research. I was hoping there was a specific thing I could change as I agree the thread would have been EPIC. Thnks to Chrit,Gonviral, and Balthu for the PM in concern. And your right Chrit they could have gave me a red thumb for it. I would have replied to all of you but I do not have an upgraded account. I have 35 karma so someday I will be able to get a full upgrade so I can PM LOL. Anyway thank you to all who contributed it was much appreciated Pull me from the gallows of this fiber-optic nation |
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Psych User ID: 903456 Netherlands 08/14/2012 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oke, I had to post this although I am sure you will think I have lost my mind. lOl The first time I watched it I was like what the f*** is this. But it is actually pretty hilarious and damn catchy, and soon I found myself hitting the repeat button over and over again. lOl In one month it reached almost 30M hits on YouTube. And the making of: |
RoXY User ID: 19973059 Netherlands 08/14/2012 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not really sure what it was. All I posted was the links but I respect the MODS here and SPUD gave me an explanation for copyrighted material. It's a shame because it had rekindered my flame to research. I was hoping there was a specific thing I could change as I agree the thread would have been EPIC. Thnks to Chrit,Gonviral, and Balthu for the PM in concern. And your right Chrit they could have gave me a red thumb for it. I would have replied to all of you but I do not have an upgraded account. I have 35 karma so someday I will be able to get a full upgrade so I can PM LOL. Anyway thank you to all who contributed it was much appreciated Quoting: SFAV I have a Trial Upgrade & can't PM either. Shame... Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
RoXY User ID: 19973059 Netherlands 08/14/2012 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Where “WWW” means “Wretched Writers Welcome” Since 1982 the English Department at San Jose State University has sponsored the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a whimsical literary competition that challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels. The winner of the 2012 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is Cathy Bryant of Manchester, England. "As he told her that he loved her she gazed into his eyes, wondering, as she noted the infestation of eyelash mites, the tiny deodicids burrowing into his follicles to eat the greasy sebum therein, each female laying up to 25 eggs in a single follicle, causing inflammation, whether the eyes are truly the windows of the soul; and, if so, his soul needed regrouting." — Cathy Bryant, Manchester, England Much more here: [link to www.bulwer-lytton.com] Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
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Laura Bow User ID: 1158661 United States 08/14/2012 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oke, I had to post this although I am sure you will think I have lost my mind. lOl Quoting: Psych The first time I watched it I was like what the f*** is this. But it is actually pretty hilarious and damn catchy, and soon I found myself hitting the repeat button over and over again. lOl In one month it reached almost 30M hits on YouTube. And the making of: WOW! Oh man, thank you for posting that, it made my night, that was AWESOME! Um...my terrob;e ears kept hearing it as "open condom style" though!! Here's a vid I really like: [link to youtu.be] |
tiger1 User ID: 144256 United States 08/14/2012 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sorry.... I feel like I have been neglecting my own thread :( .... Quoting: Lyttlmiss Been busy trying to find a job. And it isnt going to well So spending my time doing that instead of here. But I do check in and read even if I dont post so dont think I am gone. Good luck on the job hunt ! Around here, IF you can find a part time job, you are lucky. My youngest has been working a part time seasonal job (April 1st to October 1st) for 3 years now. Her boyfriend just found a job a month ago, washing dishes and doing clean-up in a local restaurant. Praise God from Whom all Blessings flow !!! |