Driving for twenty five years, never had a carsh.

I hate it when I carsh!

I'm not driving with you!!! Statistically your fucking DUE!!!!

Belfast Pub

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

Maybe they were "texting" while driving ?

Whats a carsh???Do you mean a crash??

HA HA HA good one!

A carsh would be specifically a 'car crash.'

Parsh.. plane crash, barsh.. bike crash...tarsh.. train crash, etc.

I knew exactly what was meant. It's word conservation...I like!

I've had an insurance company drop me because of that! No claim on homeowners for 15+ years and I get denied a renew because statistically I'm due for a claim...fuckers!

Obviously not in a major metropolitan area, eh? You amish?

One time I had this bitch riding my bumper so I tapped the brakes and made her hit me...when she pulled over I gave her a lecture on safe driving and let her go :)

I haven't had a carsh ever.. 31 years now.

Does that mean I'm driving on "borrowed time?"

I thought the best predictor of the future was the past?

Fixed.

Last Edited by Who. on 04/18/2012 07:33 AM

You will soon keep my average of two crash in 10 years now....wait...was it 3 crashes?

What are you two? Twelve? That's called too much texting.

I never had a crash. Well not while I was driving.

I was sitting in my truck in a parking lot when a big rig tractor (no trailer attached thank god) jumped the curb and crashed into my truck. I popped a few disks and my knee was crushed.

Three months later after several surgeries and finally getting behind the wheel of my brand new truck (my old one was totaled) I parked it in store parking lot and nary a minute after getting out and starting to hobble into the store a jacked up SUV jumped the curb and smashed right into the side of my brand new truck.

In BOTH cases, the drivers were drunk. Both were uninsured, BOTH had had their licenses suspended.

A week later I got a slightly used brand new truck (Trust me my insurance company was none to pleased by this time) and again I parked it (this time in front of the doctors office) At least that time I was in the waiting room when another SUV jumped the curb and ran into it.

And yes, the driver was Drunk, without a license, without insurance, blah.

In the span of 4 months I had three totaled trucks.

And I wasn't driving any one of them when they got totaled. hell they weren't even on a road.

Bad things happen in threes they say.

Good luck.

nope, never had a carsh

Most likely.

My ex does this while the kids are in the car. No matter how much I protest to her about it, she keeps doing it. She's already half blind and half deaf too. One of these days it's going to catch up with her.


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All the ones I've been in were caused by other drivers and me as a passenger.

Ive had 15 cars in a many years! A thousand bucks each, run 'em into the ground for a year, then get another one!


Ive crashed at least 8 of them. One I wrapped around a tree, and just bent the chassis, and the boot lid got squashed in half, even the spare tire in the boot was bent like a banana!

It was still drivable, so I just kept on driving it for a week, and then the cops put me off the road! Ive crashed so many times I should be dead.


But Im not...........

25 years without an acident, Statistcally OP should have had 3 by now.