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The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment

 
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The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Want to INSTANTLY achieve enlightenment?

Well that means you BELIEVE that enlightenment is possible.

Since enlightenment necessitates reincarnation, if you believe in enlightenment then you believe in reincarnation.

SO TEST YOUR THEORY AND KILL YOURSELF. IF you're right, you're instantly enlightened. If you're wrong, then you know for sure!

Enjoy.
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04/18/2012 08:24 AM
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Since enlightenment necessitates reincarnation, if you believe in enlightenment then you believe in reincarnation.
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No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.
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04/18/2012 08:25 AM
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Since enlightenment necessitates reincarnation, if you believe in enlightenment then you believe in reincarnation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.
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Enlightenment is the experience of death before actually dying.
So why not cut out the middle-man of meditation and just go straight to death via suicide?
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04/18/2012 08:27 AM
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
cupofjoe
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LOL!
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Since enlightenment necessitates reincarnation, if you believe in enlightenment then you believe in reincarnation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13479329



Enlightenment is the experience of death before actually dying.
So why not cut out the middle-man of meditation and just go straight to death via suicide?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


You cannot enjoy enlightenment while dead, simple.
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Since enlightenment necessitates reincarnation, if you believe in enlightenment then you believe in reincarnation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13479329


It takes many many lifetimes. Ive lost count of my many lifetimes...
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
We are truly animals on an ego trip laugh
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Since enlightenment necessitates reincarnation, if you believe in enlightenment then you believe in reincarnation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13479329



Enlightenment is the experience of death before actually dying.
So why not cut out the middle-man of meditation and just go straight to death via suicide?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


You cannot enjoy enlightenment while dead, simple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13479329


pretty fucking hard to enjoy it while alive too.

Enlightenment is not the absence of suffering, but the acceptance and understanding of the purpose of suffering in life.
The only end to suffering is in death, which is bliss.

So unless you're a masochist and want to persist with the game of suffering (samsara etc.) then kill yourself.
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Since enlightenment necessitates reincarnation, if you believe in enlightenment then you believe in reincarnation.
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No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13479329


It takes many many lifetimes. Ive lost count of my many lifetimes...
 Quoting: ABADDON - APOLLYON .


Enlightenment can be experienced but "here and now", no past-no future. No space - no time.
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No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13479329



Enlightenment is the experience of death before actually dying.
So why not cut out the middle-man of meditation and just go straight to death via suicide?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


You cannot enjoy enlightenment while dead, simple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13479329


pretty fucking hard to enjoy it while alive too.

Enlightenment is not the absence of suffering, but the acceptance and understanding of the purpose of suffering in life.
The only end to suffering is in death, which is bliss.

So unless you're a masochist and want to persist with the game of suffering (samsara etc.) then kill yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673



OP, you are an idiot. And but the wise will make it.
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04/18/2012 08:32 AM
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Suicide leaves one's soul in complete...
far from enlightened...
Those that take this step often wander in the dark
places until they give themselves a break and live again.
If you think this world of tears and pain are bad... don't push your luck with suicide... You may to work out exactly
what led you to suicide in many different ways and come back in even worse circumstances next time...
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
i just came on to this thread to state that there is no such thing as a fastest route to enlightenment.. each that is meant to achieve it will achieve it in their time.. that being said op your post is truly retarded and ignorant and destructive to someone who doesnt know any better..
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04/18/2012 09:16 AM
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Death is bliss / nirvana. They are the same experience.
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04/18/2012 09:17 AM
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
i just came on to this thread to state that there is no such thing as a fastest route to enlightenment.. each that is meant to achieve it will achieve it in their time.. that being said op your post is truly retarded and ignorant and destructive to someone who doesnt know any better..
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there's no fastest route WHILE ALIVE. EVERYONE achieves it in death. So if you want a shortcut, suicide is the answer.

As for someone who doesn't know any better than to not kill themselves? well, that's one more out of the genepool eh?
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Since enlightenment necessitates reincarnation, if you believe in enlightenment then you believe in reincarnation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13479329



Enlightenment is the experience of death before actually dying.
So why not cut out the middle-man of meditation and just go straight to death via suicide?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


If your feeling so inclined...please help yourself and go for it. We will watch.

jerkit
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Re: The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment
Since enlightenment necessitates reincarnation, if you believe in enlightenment then you believe in reincarnation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13479329



Enlightenment is the experience of death before actually dying.
So why not cut out the middle-man of meditation and just go straight to death via suicide?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14535673


If your feeling so inclined...please help yourself and go for it. We will watch.

jerkit
 Quoting: ohhappydays


I'm not bored of suffering yet. But for those who are, the answer is simple and has benefits.

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