The absolute 100% fastest route to enlightenment

No. Enlightenment is NEVER automatical.

Enlightenment is the experience of death before actually dying.
So why not cut out the middle-man of meditation and just go straight to death via suicide?

LOL!

You cannot enjoy enlightenment while dead, simple.

It takes many many lifetimes. Ive lost count of my many lifetimes...

We are truly animals on an ego trip

pretty fucking hard to enjoy it while alive too.

Enlightenment is not the absence of suffering, but the acceptance and understanding of the purpose of suffering in life.
The only end to suffering is in death, which is bliss.

So unless you're a masochist and want to persist with the game of suffering (samsara etc.) then kill yourself.

Enlightenment can be experienced but "here and now", no past-no future. No space - no time.

OP, you are an idiot. And but the wise will make it.

Suicide leaves one's soul in complete...
far from enlightened...
Those that take this step often wander in the dark
places until they give themselves a break and live again.
If you think this world of tears and pain are bad... don't push your luck with suicide... You may to work out exactly
what led you to suicide in many different ways and come back in even worse circumstances next time...

i just came on to this thread to state that there is no such thing as a fastest route to enlightenment.. each that is meant to achieve it will achieve it in their time.. that being said op your post is truly retarded and ignorant and destructive to someone who doesnt know any better..

Death is bliss / nirvana. They are the same experience.

there's no fastest route WHILE ALIVE. EVERYONE achieves it in death. So if you want a shortcut, suicide is the answer.

As for someone who doesn't know any better than to not kill themselves? well, that's one more out of the genepool eh?

If your feeling so inclined...please help yourself and go for it. We will watch.

I'm not bored of suffering yet. But for those who are, the answer is simple and has benefits.