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Would You Like Eyes With That? BP Can Help...

 
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Those fuckers.

Eyeless shrimp, fish with oozing sores and other mutant creatures found in the Gulf of Mexico are raising concerns over lingering effects of the BP oil spill.


'Eyeless fish, and fish lacking even eye sockets, and fish with lesions, fish without covers over their gills....'

- Darla Rooks, Louisiana fisher



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oozing shrimp


bleh
Here is where I look back.
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Shaking off my tail
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Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Damn it, the eyes are my favorite part!
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EVOLUTION COMMENCE! IF SHRIMP DO NOT NEED EYES TO MAKE IT TO MATURITY, GET RID OF EM!
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
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corporate behemoth wiping its ass with reality itself.
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And nearly every restaurant that serves seafood in Texas still has "Gulf Shrimp" on the menu. Why are they serving corexit shrimp? We are so f'ed.
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!

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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
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but thats what giants would say about us. Look at them shrimp. they are aware of distress for sure
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!

skull_fing
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beepee
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
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+1

Hell add some garlic, fire them up and you can eat them.
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
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+1

Hell add some garlic, fire them up and you can eat them.
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This thread has inspired me to have the house special Lo Mein for lunch, which is all seafood, YUM! and an egg roll :)

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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14698233


A mistake? Continuing to drill after multiple ruptures and warnings through explosive methane laced weak seafloor so far down that no one can get there to fix what goes wrong is a mistake that "everyone makes once in a while?

Last Edited by Resister on 04/19/2012 10:40 AM
"God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!


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A mistake? Continuing to drill after multiple ruptures and warnings through explosive methane laced weak seafloor so far down that no one can get there to fix what goes wrong is a mistake that "everyone makes once in a while?
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I've heard that the area is still ruptured and leaking. It's just that attention has shifted to other "newsy" items. I think the whole darned Country is suffering from A.D.D.!!
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14698233


A mistake? Continuing to drill after multiple ruptures and warnings through explosive methane laced weak seafloor so far down that no one can get there to fix what goes wrong is a mistake that "everyone makes once in a while?
 Quoting: Resister




I've heard that the area is still ruptured and leaking. It's just that attention has shifted to other "newsy" items. I think the whole darned Country is suffering from A.D.D.!!
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!

skull_fing
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Those fuckers.

Eyeless shrimp, fish with oozing sores and other mutant creatures found in the Gulf of Mexico are raising concerns over lingering effects of the BP oil spill.


'Eyeless fish, and fish lacking even eye sockets, and fish with lesions, fish without covers over their gills....'

- Darla Rooks, Louisiana fisher



Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]
 Quoting: Only Me


I looked at the other threads you have posted and you are obviously retarded...or a product of the public school system

We as Americans eat everything from Sushi to pussy, most is not healthy for us...but we eat it anyway

So shut your pie hole, have a shrimp, and stop being a whiny bitch
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
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I read that even a higher order of animal, fish, do not feel pain, they react to stimuli. Still I cut their spinal chord then chop their heads off before gutting them. After all, I'm not a muzzie with a rusty dull knife sawing their heads off.
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!

skull_fing
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Those fuckers.

Eyeless shrimp, fish with oozing sores and other mutant creatures found in the Gulf of Mexico are raising concerns over lingering effects of the BP oil spill.


'Eyeless fish, and fish lacking even eye sockets, and fish with lesions, fish without covers over their gills....'

- Darla Rooks, Louisiana fisher



Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]
 Quoting: Only Me


I looked at the other threads you have posted and you are obviously retarded...or a product of the public school system

We as Americans eat everything from Sushi to pussy, most is not healthy for us...but we eat it anyway

So shut your pie hole, have a shrimp, and stop being a whiny bitch
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!

skull_fing
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Surely you jest?
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Haha, ungrateful he says.

I think Americans have been more than grateful to BP considering the circumstance.

Maybe they should have kept it "Amaco", then they would just be an American name spilling oil and nobody would care lol
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Damn it, the eyes are my favorite part!
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Those fuckers.

Eyeless shrimp, fish with oozing sores and other mutant creatures found in the Gulf of Mexico are raising concerns over lingering effects of the BP oil spill.


'Eyeless fish, and fish lacking even eye sockets, and fish with lesions, fish without covers over their gills....'

- Darla Rooks, Louisiana fisher



Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]
 Quoting: Only Me


I looked at the other threads you have posted and you are obviously retarded...or a product of the public school system

We as Americans eat everything from Sushi to pussy, most is not healthy for us...but we eat it anyway

So shut your pie hole, have a shrimp, and stop being a whiny bitch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094960


:banhim:
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Yeah, looked at your threads too Resister...

Your threads could put coffe to sleep

You are so boring, your wife has to set her hair on fire to avoid falling asleep during sex with you

Where do you boring people come from anyway?
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I read that even a higher order of animal, fish, do not feel pain, they react to stimuli. Still I cut their spinal chord then chop their heads off before gutting them. After all, I'm not a muzzie with a rusty dull knife sawing their heads off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8635700


That's right...I don't believe in making an animal suffer needlessly...enjoy the gifts from God, but don't mistreat them :)


Additionally, catch and release fishing is not cruel like some idiots believe...and even if one dies after you throw it back, well, turtles need to eat too...

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Those fuckers.

Eyeless shrimp, fish with oozing sores and other mutant creatures found in the Gulf of Mexico are raising concerns over lingering effects of the BP oil spill.


'Eyeless fish, and fish lacking even eye sockets, and fish with lesions, fish without covers over their gills....'

- Darla Rooks, Louisiana fisher



Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]
 Quoting: Only Me


I looked at the other threads you have posted and you are obviously retarded...or a product of the public school system

We as Americans eat everything from Sushi to pussy, most is not healthy for us...but we eat it anyway

So shut your pie hole, have a shrimp, and stop being a whiny bitch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094960


:banhim:
 Quoting: Resister


Yeah, looked at your threads too Resister...

Your threads could put coffe to sleep

You are so boring, your wife has to set her hair on fire to avoid falling asleep during sex with you

Where do you boring people come from anyway?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094960


shill