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Would You Like Eyes With That? BP Can Help...

 
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I live in Louisiana and fish the waters regularly. I never go out into the Gulf per say, but the waters are pretty much connected. I bait cast for live shrimp and have never seen anything like this. I've never seen any mutated fish or anything like that. In fact the fish have been amazing. They come up nice, clean, and healthy looking. I've also seen people on here talking about crawfish and people need to realize crawfish do not come from the Gulf. Crawfish live in freshwater, not saltwater. I will continue to fish these waters and enjoy every minute of it. I will continue to eat the seafood I catch and I'm not going to worry about it. You can worry about it all you want, but truthfully, I'm out on those waters almost every weekend and its beautiful. Barrier islands that were affected by the spill are recovering and animal life is starting to return (seen it with my own eyes). Grass that was oil staind and dead is growning again and look to be fighting back. Yes there is still oil in spots and the corexit does worry me sometimes but I figure it cant be any worse than whats been dumped in the waters for years and years. I'm thinking about going fishing in Hopedale this weekend should be good fun and hopefully great fishing. I mean whats going to kill me first....corexit? radiation (Fuku), solor flares, huge tsunami, earthquake, aliens????? Live your life and enjoy it while you can people. If these reports were true wouldn't people be dying or sick by now? ALOT of people fish these waters and I dont know anybody that has been sick or died from eating seafood in the gulf. If you know of sick people please let me now and it can't be from some foreign website.
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!

skull_fing
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Fuck off you British cunt!
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Can you be on a 'see-food' diet, if the seafood cannot see?
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Scampi tonight :)
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No problem, BP will just hire a PR firm to convince people that eyeless/blind shrimp are tastier! So it begins...
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Kind of like you.
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!

skull_fing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14698233


Without BP millions would have jobs elsewhere possibly working with safer and clear energy producing technologies and the food on their plate would be more available a not filled with poison.

I suppose it's ok with you though? We could all just eat GMO corn instead of seafood. Who need a plentiful food resource like the ocean anyways?
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Kind of like you.
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I'd respond with something clever and witty but it's hard to type with these fins...
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
 Quoting: BRIEF


So why does it even have eyes feeding visual information to the brain? Just so it can see something and not have a clue what it is? Is the life of a shrimp one long WTF moment?
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
 Quoting: BRIEF


So why does it even have eyes feeding visual information to the brain? Just so it can see something and not have a clue what it is? Is the life of a shrimp one long WTF moment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


It takes awareness to even consider "WTF"...they have eyes so they don't run onto shit and to see their next meal...
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!

skull_fing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14698233


Soon the people will become mutants or they are already mutants, will all the poisioned enviroment only mutants will survive this earthly human disaster. Welcame to the future by saving jobs. I think of all nuclear accidents in UK and then I will understand why the IQ of Britons is constantly shrinking.
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Those fuckers.

Eyeless shrimp, fish with oozing sores and other mutant creatures found in the Gulf of Mexico are raising concerns over lingering effects of the BP oil spill.


'Eyeless fish, and fish lacking even eye sockets, and fish with lesions, fish without covers over their gills....'

- Darla Rooks, Louisiana fisher



Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]
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A better thread title would have been, "Would you like eyes with that?"

tomato
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Eyes no eyes.. shrimp nor fish have an awareness of self.
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Eyes no eyes.. shrimp nor fish have an awareness of self.
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I live in Louisiana and fish the waters regularly. I never go out into the Gulf per say, but the waters are pretty much connected. I bait cast for live shrimp and have never seen anything like this. I've never seen any mutated fish or anything like that. In fact the fish have been amazing. They come up nice, clean, and healthy looking. I've also seen people on here talking about crawfish and people need to realize crawfish do not come from the Gulf. Crawfish live in freshwater, not saltwater. I will continue to fish these waters and enjoy every minute of it. I will continue to eat the seafood I catch and I'm not going to worry about it. You can worry about it all you want, but truthfully, I'm out on those waters almost every weekend and its beautiful. Barrier islands that were affected by the spill are recovering and animal life is starting to return (seen it with my own eyes). Grass that was oil staind and dead is growning again and look to be fighting back. Yes there is still oil in spots and the corexit does worry me sometimes but I figure it cant be any worse than whats been dumped in the waters for years and years. I'm thinking about going fishing in Hopedale this weekend should be good fun and hopefully great fishing. I mean whats going to kill me first....corexit? radiation (Fuku), solor flares, huge tsunami, earthquake, aliens????? Live your life and enjoy it while you can people. If these reports were true wouldn't people be dying or sick by now? ALOT of people fish these waters and I dont know anybody that has been sick or died from eating seafood in the gulf. If you know of sick people please let me now and it can't be from some foreign website.
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Thanks for the update ICE. 1doh1
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sorry for the double post, i swear i didn't do it on purpose.

dont taz me bro!
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Poor little bastards. I mean they will still be aware of shit. I hope that whoever did this becomes the size of a shrimp and the shrimp the size of them. Welcome to hell. Throw another cunt on the barbie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
 Quoting: BRIEF


+1

Hell add some garlic, fire them up and you can eat them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6701676


This thread has inspired me to have the house special Lo Mein for lunch, which is all seafood, YUM! and an egg roll :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Great, now I am craving spring rolls.
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Um, it's a shrimp...it's brain is the size of a grain of sand...it isn't aware of anything...
 Quoting: BRIEF


+1

Hell add some garlic, fire them up and you can eat them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6701676


This thread has inspired me to have the house special Lo Mein for lunch, which is all seafood, YUM! and an egg roll :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Great, now I am craving spring rolls.
 Quoting: Storm*


With or without eyes?
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+1

Hell add some garlic, fire them up and you can eat them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6701676


This thread has inspired me to have the house special Lo Mein for lunch, which is all seafood, YUM! and an egg roll :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Great, now I am craving spring rolls.
 Quoting: Storm*


With or without eyes?
 Quoting: BRIEF



See food of course.
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With or without eyes?
 Quoting: BRIEF



See food of course.
 Quoting: Storm*


I love the all you can eat Asian buffet down the street...I set up camp at the peel & eat shrimp section...I consider "all you can eat" to be a challenge, although recently they changed the sign to "all you care to eat"

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See food of course.
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I love the all you can eat Asian buffet down the street...I set up camp at the peel & eat shrimp section...I consider "all you can eat" to be a challenge, although recently they changed the sign to "all you care to eat"
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I imagine you get your 11 bucks worth. chuckle
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I love the all you can eat Asian buffet down the street...I set up camp at the peel & eat shrimp section...I consider "all you can eat" to be a challenge, although recently they changed the sign to "all you care to eat"
 Quoting: BRIEF


I imagine you get your 11 bucks worth. chuckle
 Quoting: Storm*


A friend of mine isn't allowed in there anymore...he's a rather large fellow as you can imagine, and they didn't kick him out for wasting food either. Now we go to the casino on seafood night, but it's like $24.95 each :)
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Fuck bp and the usa
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I imagine you get your 11 bucks worth. chuckle
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A friend of mine isn't allowed in there anymore...he's a rather large fellow as you can imagine, and they didn't kick him out for wasting food either. Now we go to the casino on seafood night, but it's like $24.95 each :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Rooster and two friends were told never to come back at an American (fried chicken, meat and taters type) buffet as young men while on leave. Also not for wasting food.
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where is GLP member ICE

remember all he does is talk about the gulf sea food and promotes it that 'its safe to eat'

mean while every other week hes maken threads about going underground cause the world is gunna end

then everyone will rapture...

wonder where he is now after seeing the deformities in the fish
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where is GLP member ICE

remember all he does is talk about the gulf sea food and promotes it that 'its safe to eat'

mean while every other week hes maken threads about going underground cause the world is gunna end

then everyone will rapture...

wonder where he is now after seeing the deformities in the fish
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14708335


He's in his bunker waiting for Jesus to knock and give him the all clear...
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BP = Bend over Pigs

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I do not find the situation funny, and it bothers me a great deal, but, OP....your title ROCKS...you made me laugh...sorry..:)

rockon
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forget the ocean, its being shut down. instead, monsanto will have some killer 3 eyed factory farmed fish out soon for everyone to enjoy fish
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Stop with all the BP hate will ya? Everyone makes mistakes once in a while stop with flaming and singling out BP only!

Without BP millions of people will be unemployed and without food on their plate.

So be thankful you ungrateful bastards!

skull_fing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14698233


with BP millions will be dead