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Hi everyone, I'd like to direct you to a link of a radio broadcast from ELVI ZAPATA. He discussed topics such as the BEYOND IMMINENT return of JESUS CHRIST for the church, and the imminent destruction of California/something big to happen this month. Please give it a listen. Thanks.

[link to www.blogtalkradio.com]


JESUS IS COMING! PREPARE YOUR HEARTS!! Peace :)
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He is cummig all over your face
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You do realize don't you, well to post this stuff, you don't, you have no idea of God. There is no rapture, that story is the work of your "devil." especially this version of it. :rapture minus cr: the planet will be evacuated at some point and it will look like this: :ufo56::ufo56:ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56
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You do realize don't you, well to post this stuff, you don't, you have no idea of God. There is no rapture, that story is the work of your "devil." especially this version of it. :rapture minus cr: the planet will be evacuated at some point and it will look like this: :ufo56::ufo56:ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56
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We all have differing opinions. I choose to believe in God. His judgement is near for those who choose to believe otherwise.
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imminent destruction of California/something big to happen this month.
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Cool, so if next month comes and California isn't destroyed, we get to stone this false prophet to death?

Oh wait, you added the "beyond" vague: "/something big".
Hmm, that's hard because, it's a big world full of billions of people and "something big" happens every single day.

Wow, what a load of whore shit.
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imminent destruction of California/something big to happen this month.
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK
Cool, so if next month comes and California isn't destroyed, we get to stone this false prophet to death?

Oh wait, you added the "beyond" vague: "/something big".
Hmm, that's hard because, it's a big world full of billions of people and "something big" happens every single day.

Wow, what a load of whore shit.
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OK bro I didn't say Cali would be destroyed in april. I said something big would happen this month. And by that i meant it will be a world event that will be big news. Maybe war, maybe earthquake. Anyways. Don't say you weren't warned.
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imminent destruction of California/something big to happen this month.
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK
Cool, so if next month comes and California isn't destroyed, we get to stone this false prophet to death?

Oh wait, you added the "beyond" vague: "/something big".
Hmm, that's hard because, it's a big world full of billions of people and "something big" happens every single day.

Wow, what a load of whore shit.
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OK bro I didn't say Cali would be destroyed in april. I said something big would happen this month. And by that i meant it will be a world event that will be big news. Maybe war, maybe earthquake. Anyways. Don't say you weren't warned.
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK


k.. if nothing big happens this mth we still stone you for being a fake and a fail..
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imminent destruction of California/something big to happen this month.
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK
Cool, so if next month comes and California isn't destroyed, we get to stone this false prophet to death?

Oh wait, you added the "beyond" vague: "/something big".
Hmm, that's hard because, it's a big world full of billions of people and "something big" happens every single day.

Wow, what a load of whore shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1526634


OK bro I didn't say Cali would be destroyed in april. I said something big would happen this month. And by that i meant it will be a world event that will be big news. Maybe war, maybe earthquake. Anyways. Don't say you weren't warned.
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK


k.. if nothing big happens this mth we still stone you for being a fake and a fail..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14426697


You guys fail to realize that i'm not the one saying something will happen. GO TO THE LINK! you haven't even checked it out yet and you wanna throw stones. anyways. there's 11 days left. chill and watch..
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Re: Rapture/God's judgment is BEYOND IMMINENT!
You do realize don't you, well to post this stuff, you don't, you have no idea of God. There is no rapture, that story is the work of your "devil." especially this version of it. :rapture minus cr: the planet will be evacuated at some point and it will look like this: :ufo56::ufo56:ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


We all have differing opinions. I choose to believe in God. His judgement is near for those who choose to believe otherwise.
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK


Your preacher ain´t God.
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No such thing as RAPTURE

Its an illuminate made up story that Grand Mason Tim Lehaye exaggerated to deceive everyone
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Did you install the Rapture Hatch yet, just in case? tounge

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Cool, so if next month comes and California isn't destroyed, we get to stone this false prophet to death?

Oh wait, you added the "beyond" vague: "/something big".
Hmm, that's hard because, it's a big world full of billions of people and "something big" happens every single day.

Wow, what a load of whore shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1526634


OK bro I didn't say Cali would be destroyed in april. I said something big would happen this month. And by that i meant it will be a world event that will be big news. Maybe war, maybe earthquake. Anyways. Don't say you weren't warned.
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK


k.. if nothing big happens this mth we still stone you for being a fake and a fail..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14426697


You guys fail to realize that i'm not the one saying something will happen. GO TO THE LINK! you haven't even checked it out yet and you wanna throw stones. anyways. there's 11 days left. chill and watch..
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK


why waste time? the Rapture was made up in the 1800's by some clown that failed twice saying it was gona happen. And religion was made up by tptb to control the weak willed/minded
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hi cj,i used to read your posts on rita.i found the site very critical and was called a heretic on there.anyway ive found glp a much better website for discussing christian matters.can u give an overview of the video for us who dont have flash
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hi cj,i used to read your posts on rita.i found the site very critical and was called a heretic on there.anyway ive found glp a much better website for discussing christian matters.can u give an overview of the video for us who dont have flash
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Kicked off main stream bible thumping forums as well
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While your worrying about something that isnt going to happen I will enjoy the warm weather and have fun.



whatever whens the next scheduled date for the world to end?
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hi cj,i used to read your posts on rita.i found the site very critical and was called a heretic on there.anyway ive found glp a much better website for discussing christian matters.can u give an overview of the video for us who dont have flash
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Yep no prob. Elvi basically discusses different words from the Lord, from different watchers that have been emailing him what God's been telling them. They're pretty much all saying the same thing, which is that they're expecting something to go down this moth of April. It could a major EQ in California, or it could be something else, like the war with Isreal and Iran beginning, he said he doesn't know. He also got word from watchers to keep an eye on Indonesia, malaysia, and Singapore for major EQ in the future. He doesn't know if they'll happen before or after the rapture though.

He goes on to say God has explained to him that he shouldn't make any plans for vacations this month or in the near future because something will happen. He doesn't know if it's the rapture or something else. He explains that the rapture is BEYOND IMMINENT, that the Lord is beyond the door. There is still time to repent, but very very little time left. People need to repent, and keep their lamps filled with oil, ask the Lord to make us holy, and seek the Lord and stay rapture ready. He says we are AT the midnight hour!. IT's two hrs long though if you decide to watch it. But it's worth it! Hope this helped. I think i covered the gist of the broadcast.

Peace :)
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hi cj,i used to read your posts on rita.i found the site very critical and was called a heretic on there.anyway ive found glp a much better website for discussing christian matters.can u give an overview of the video for us who dont have flash
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Yep no prob. Elvi basically discusses different words from the Lord, from different watchers that have been emailing him what God's been telling them. They're pretty much all saying the same thing, which is that they're expecting something to go down this moth of April. It could a major EQ in California, or it could be something else, like the war with Isreal and Iran beginning, he said he doesn't know. He also got word from watchers to keep an eye on Indonesia, malaysia, and Singapore for major EQ in the future. He doesn't know if they'll happen before or after the rapture though.

He goes on to say God has explained to him that he shouldn't make any plans for vacations this month or in the near future because something will happen. He doesn't know if it's the rapture or something else. He explains that the rapture is BEYOND IMMINENT, that the Lord is beyond the door. There is still time to repent, but very very little time left. People need to repent, and keep their lamps filled with oil, ask the Lord to make us holy, and seek the Lord and stay rapture ready. He says we are AT the midnight hour!. IT's two hrs long though if you decide to watch it. But it's worth it! Hope this helped. I think i covered the gist of the broadcast.

Peace :)
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK


There will be no rapture at least until the man of sin is revealed.I dare you to find scripture that proves otherwise.
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I didn't say that it would happen before. Maybe the man of sin will be revealed in the next few weeks?? Idk. Ppl keep twisting my words lol.

JUST CLICK THE LINK!!!!!



I'm just sharing a link, that's all. Go listen to it. Stop making assumptions before you guys have even clicked on it...

Peace :)
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I didn't say that it would happen before. Maybe the man of sin will be revealed in the next few weeks?? Idk. Ppl keep twisting my words lol.

JUST CLICK THE LINK!!!!!



I'm just sharing a link, that's all. Go listen to it. Stop making assumptions before you guys have even clicked on it...

Peace :)
 Quoting: CeeJayisBACK


My bad.
The phrase 'rapture is imminant' sets me off,because it suggests there could be a rapture any second which the bible never taught
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Crazy ass brainwash bro damn, i would love to see people just start flying away LOL
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thanx alot for the rundown cj.i think alot of us are really feeling the urgency about this,time is so short and everyday feels like it could be the last.theres alot of peeps out there that have been persecuted by others claiming to be the true church.lol its just madness,u get labled a heretic if you disagree with anything they think,even if their thinking is not the word of the bible.i do believe in the rapture for the simple reason of the verse about people eating drinking and being given in marrige ,life will be as normal.now i doubt it will be anything like that at the time of the second coming so its gotta be the rapture..its coming,we all can feel it,but i gotta feeling that alot of self rightous folks from rita and other websites ,churches will be left behind.i hope that rude awakening doesnt happen to me.
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Someone or something moved us off the biblical timeline in 2001 and all your Gods men bar for a select few are either dead or permanently insane in mental hospitals your team lost OP.
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You do realize don't you, well to post this stuff, you don't, you have no idea of God. There is no rapture, that story is the work of your "devil." especially this version of it. :rapture minus cr: the planet will be evacuated at some point and it will look like this: :ufo56::ufo56:ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56ufo56
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In this I do agree! There are always people insisting the end of the world is at hand. And many seem to like the idea of an imminent rapture.

Maybe it is because their faith is weak, and they are afraid to die. I have some bad news for them in that regard, this rapture is not there for them! They gotta suck it up like everyone else!

Maybe this is much easier for them, than trying to face a future they are so afraid of. I worry about them starting World WarIII to bring it on.

They are very strange and fearful, but there have always
been those types around. The Essenes’ were like that, and it
spread very easily. Jesus was also part of the Essenes’ teachings.

Honestly, it has really been a fringe of some sort for thousands upon thousands of years. As for me, I say pay the bills just in case the world does NOT end today! For a person to believe in any given religion, they must have fear as a motivator. The end of the world is a pressure point in most, if not all of them.

So ignorant are those who preach the loudest! People need to
wake up and smell the coffee. Every main religion depends on
some type of superstition to keep the members in line. Much like the original basis of government dating back to time unwritten.

Any valid religion requires no priests, no church building, no hierarchy. A hand puppet would be more than enough for a
position of leadership I do believe.
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the return of the Bridegroom for His bride is. as always, imminent. there is obviously no such thing as beyond imminent ;) always watching, always praying

in this late hour our focus needs to remain on the gospel message -- spreading the good news of the Lord's death to pay for our sins, His rising from the dead, and the imputation of His righteousness on all who believe in Him

the work of the Holy Spirit through us will always remain to point to Jesus Christ as Lord Savior and Redeemer. these various prophets watchers etc arouse a great deal of scepticism naturally as they are 99.9% wrong all the time. the sites that focus on date setting and destruction doom etc take the focus off the good news of Jesus dying for us and raising from the dead -- His provision of the free gift of eternal life for all who believe in Him.

we are commissioned to preach the gospel and make disciples. I am wary of those teachers and preachers whose focus seems elsewhere

as for us as Christians we are the bride of Christ not the bridesmaids. remember it is the bridesmaids whose lamps must be filled with oil. this is suggestive of impartation of the Holy Spirit -- which we do not have today. we are rather SEALED with the Holy Spirit as a GUARANTEE -- He cannot be taken away from us as in old testament times. and as we can presume in the future.

until the Lord returns for His church we have full assurance of faith :) we can rest in Him and be of good cheer. we are not given a spirit of fear but of power and love and a sound mind. cancelling travelling plans etc as a result of paying attention to some internet prophets seems to indicate a lack of faith in my eyes. and suggesting others to the same might be perceived as ludicrous

we are rather to ABIDE until the Lord comes. watch and pray. don't be troubled. lift up our heads. comfort one another. preach the gospel make disciples. exhort edify. and of course warn the unruly -- with gentleness ;)

most of all show love and mercy and justice every day we have left ;) we are very blessed to see these final days pray that billions more are saved

love rb
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Anyone who thinks Aliens/UFOs are going to evacuate you from the earth: have fun getting sucked up by fallen angels. The Nephilim? You DO know that's what "ETs" and "UFOs" are right?
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Did you install the Rapture Hatch yet, just in case? tounge

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I almost crapped myself laughing at this....
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Did you install the Rapture Hatch yet, just in case? tounge

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I almost crapped myself laughing at this....
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I did too lol

we will not all sleep but we will all be changed. those who are alive and remain will rise to meet the Lord in the air ;) I imagine provision will be made for roofs lol

love rb
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This guy is a total fraud. He was saying 'rapture' by the end of 2012 now he changed his story and deleted the old radio shows where he said that.

False Prophet. Beware.

Besides Jesus says the angels gather the elect from the four corners AFTER THE TRIBULATION. There's no such thing as a secret rapture.

Total Fraud.

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