"Lord Humungus: Pro Gun Rights. My stance on guns is unambiguous. It is a Weaver stance. From the waist up I am a turret. From the waist down, a tank. From this position, armed with my .44 magnum, I can shoot down insolent Democrats with the ease I shoot down gyrocopters."
There's plenty of room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes...noli timere messorem