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TsafirKamel
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Allah is Really Angry with Me
Yesterday, I wrote an article that said Allah is a purple dragon, and that you are allowed to get drunk and have tattoos. I was attempting to write a satire, and write an excuse to change the rules of Islam.

This conversion to Islam is very hard because I grew up listening to rock and roll, having lots of sex, doing lots of drugs, getting lots of tattoos, et cetera.

There are many demonistic forces in me that Hollywood has created through their perversion and filth. This is why I have gone to war with Hollywood because I know my purity has been obstructed because of the images and music they create.

Today, I continued saying that Allah is a dragon, and that Muslims can do whatever the fuck they want, and a giant Thunderstorm struck where I am at putting out the power.

My television is currently playing static because the cable is out.

Islam is the truth, and I cannot circumvent the truth.

As you may or may not know, I am a prolific writer.

I write many, many aritcles and notes as a form of artisitc expression.

Please check the date of any article I wrote before assuming I currently believe what I wrote in the past.

All of my writings are part of my spiritual growth.

Allah is God. Islam is the truth. There is no other way.

If you see an article that says otherwise, check the date as I have written much in the past that was against Islam, but I will not delete these writings becaue I believe they are important parts of my growth as a human being.

A few weeks back: I said aloud that I swear my life to Allah, and I will never change my mind again.

Then I go and write this article about Allah being a dragon.

Curses upon me on this day.

This is an official written declaration today:

My Life Belongs to Allah, and I will never question the Authority of the Allah's apostle or his Holy Book, the Qur'an.

I will never break my covenant with God again.

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Religion=mind control
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Admit it OP, what really attracted to Islam was the 72 virgins in heaven? Hot damn I want me some of that.

Or actually probably the part about Mohammed molesting 9 year olds? Am I getting warm?
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You are all being very ignorant
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Yesterday, I wrote an article that said Allah is a purple dragon, and that you are allowed to get drunk and have tattoos. I was attempting to write a satire, and write an excuse to change the rules of Islam.

This conversion to Islam is very hard because I grew up listening to rock and roll, having lots of sex, doing lots of drugs, getting lots of tattoos, et cetera.

There are many demonistic forces in me that Hollywood has created through their perversion and filth. This is why I have gone to war with Hollywood because I know my purity has been obstructed because of the images and music they create.

Today, I continued saying that Allah is a dragon, and that Muslims can do whatever the fuck they want, and a giant Thunderstorm struck where I am at putting out the power.

My television is currently playing static because the cable is out.

Islam is the truth, and I cannot circumvent the truth.

As you may or may not know, I am a prolific writer.

I write many, many aritcles and notes as a form of artisitc expression.

Please check the date of any article I wrote before assuming I currently believe what I wrote in the past.

All of my writings are part of my spiritual growth.

Allah is God. Islam is the truth. There is no other way.

If you see an article that says otherwise, check the date as I have written much in the past that was against Islam, but I will not delete these writings becaue I believe they are important parts of my growth as a human being.

A few weeks back: I said aloud that I swear my life to Allah, and I will never change my mind again.

Then I go and write this article about Allah being a dragon.

Curses upon me on this day.

This is an official written declaration today:

My Life Belongs to Allah, and I will never question the Authority of the Allah's apostle or his Holy Book, the Qur'an.

I will never break my covenant with God again.
 Quoting: TsafirKamel


Salam Alikum. "I will never break my covenant with God again." always remember this.
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here is the ultimate truth of all times
my name in cypher disc is
quran erar
dhena rene

the arc had the staff of arron in it

(Q)arron
bible-codes.org shows the ark saying a code
he be allah but it is bigger still
dna rna code there as well
and tenet a name and a story
all of =allah
and one greater one that this is his most correct name
written on his own mt side is
"ATOMO"
A as alpha tom as doubting thomas and O as in omega

but universal god is allah and allah is god and the spirit and every other name
so what is erar mean.

good or bad?
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U believe Islam is the truth solely by believing that who spoke to Mohammed (if it really happened at all) was really Gabriel. I'm sure you are aware that demons can masquerade as angels to what sd omebody else of light. I suggest you really examine what you believe before continuing your mindless devotion to what somebody else told you was the truth.
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Sorry, writing on a tab can be difficult, "masquerade as angel of light"
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Aren't you a supposedly a Christian from Jewish parents who loves Islam? Now you're Muslim?

I think you have a religious identity crisis....

The religious mind controllers love people like you.

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"It is our innate solidarity - not some despotism of the sky - that is our source of morality and sense of decency."
~ Hitchens

"The essence of the independent mind is not in what it thinks, but how it thinks."
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"A mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam."
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He is, and he wants you to stop raping your goat.
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Aren't you a supposedly a Christian from Jewish parents who loves Islam? Now you're Muslim?

I think you have a religious identity crisis....

The religious mind controllers love people like you.

scratching1doh1bash
 Quoting: ExoPoliChick


not when you keep canging cults they don't.

for a religious person, it's maybe not a bad idea.
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Yesterday, I wrote an article that said Allah is a purple dragon, and that you are allowed to get drunk and have tattoos. I was attempting to write a satire, and write an excuse to change the rules of Islam.

This conversion to Islam is very hard because I grew up listening to rock and roll, having lots of sex, doing lots of drugs, getting lots of tattoos, et cetera.

There are many demonistic forces in me that Hollywood has created through their perversion and filth. This is why I have gone to war with Hollywood because I know my purity has been obstructed because of the images and music they create.

Today, I continued saying that Allah is a dragon, and that Muslims can do whatever the fuck they want, and a giant Thunderstorm struck where I am at putting out the power.

My television is currently playing static because the cable is out.

Islam is the truth, and I cannot circumvent the truth.

As you may or may not know, I am a prolific writer.

I write many, many aritcles and notes as a form of artisitc expression.

Please check the date of any article I wrote before assuming I currently believe what I wrote in the past.

All of my writings are part of my spiritual growth.

Allah is God. Islam is the truth. There is no other way.

If you see an article that says otherwise, check the date as I have written much in the past that was against Islam, but I will not delete these writings becaue I believe they are important parts of my growth as a human being.

A few weeks back: I said aloud that I swear my life to Allah, and I will never change my mind again.

Then I go and write this article about Allah being a dragon.

Curses upon me on this day.

This is an official written declaration today:

My Life Belongs to Allah, and I will never question the Authority of the Allah's apostle or his Holy Book, the Qur'an.

I will never break my covenant with God again.
 Quoting: TsafirKamel


Oh god, I'm so going to use this to troll other forums.

cruise

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Yesterday, I wrote an article that said Allah is a purple dragon, and that you are allowed to get drunk and have tattoos. I was attempting to write a satire, and write an excuse to change the rules of Islam.

This conversion to Islam is very hard because I grew up listening to rock and roll, having lots of sex, doing lots of drugs, getting lots of tattoos, et cetera.

There are many demonistic forces in me that Hollywood has created through their perversion and filth. This is why I have gone to war with Hollywood because I know my purity has been obstructed because of the images and music they create.

Today, I continued saying that Allah is a dragon, and that Muslims can do whatever the fuck they want, and a giant Thunderstorm struck where I am at putting out the power.

My television is currently playing static because the cable is out.

Islam is the truth, and I cannot circumvent the truth.

As you may or may not know, I am a prolific writer.

I write many, many aritcles and notes as a form of artisitc expression.

Please check the date of any article I wrote before assuming I currently believe what I wrote in the past.

All of my writings are part of my spiritual growth.

Allah is God. Islam is the truth. There is no other way.

If you see an article that says otherwise, check the date as I have written much in the past that was against Islam, but I will not delete these writings becaue I believe they are important parts of my growth as a human being.

A few weeks back: I said aloud that I swear my life to Allah, and I will never change my mind again.

Then I go and write this article about Allah being a dragon.

Curses upon me on this day.

This is an official written declaration today:

My Life Belongs to Allah, and I will never question the Authority of the Allah's apostle or his Holy Book, the Qur'an.

I will never break my covenant with God again.
 Quoting: TsafirKamel


Oh god, I'm so going to use this to troll other forums.

cruise

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 755698


giggle
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Nobody told me there'd be days like these....Strange days indeed!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"It is our innate solidarity - not some despotism of the sky - that is our source of morality and sense of decency."
~ Hitchens

"The essence of the independent mind is not in what it thinks, but how it thinks."
~ Hitchens

"A mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam."
~ Sagan

I LOVE science and I LOVE space but I am hugely skeptical and don't trust a word NASA says.
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All religion has some inherent truth. Religions have helped many people find comfort in their existence and served to define what is inherently good in us all. Believe in what makes you comfortable with your being. If Islam drives you to help your neighbor and promote love and peace, it has served you well.

I like to believe that God has no religion. He does not desire your worship and does not require your faith. We are here to make choices in this life, there is no grand reward at the end of the journey, rather our energy is transformed into a realm outside of the physical. Your light will forever shine and how brightly it shines is directly related to the type of person you were in this physical reality. We learn and grow in this life and the next. Love yourself, love your neighbor and do the best you can and your light will shine bright.
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Religion=mind control
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Assuming of course that one has a mind.
Oh nevermind....
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Allah isn't a purple dragon?
WTF!
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Yesterday, I wrote an article that said Allah is a purple dragon, and that you are allowed to get drunk and have tattoos. I was attempting to write a satire, and write an excuse to change the rules of Islam.

This conversion to Islam is very hard because I grew up listening to rock and roll, having lots of sex, doing lots of drugs, getting lots of tattoos, et cetera.

There are many demonistic forces in me that Hollywood has created through their perversion and filth. This is why I have gone to war with Hollywood because I know my purity has been obstructed because of the images and music they create.

Today, I continued saying that Allah is a dragon, and that Muslims can do whatever the fuck they want, and a giant Thunderstorm struck where I am at putting out the power.

My television is currently playing static because the cable is out.

Islam is the truth, and I cannot circumvent the truth.

As you may or may not know, I am a prolific writer.

I write many, many aritcles and notes as a form of artisitc expression.

Please check the date of any article I wrote before assuming I currently believe what I wrote in the past.

All of my writings are part of my spiritual growth.

Allah is God. Islam is the truth. There is no other way.

If you see an article that says otherwise, check the date as I have written much in the past that was against Islam, but I will not delete these writings becaue I believe they are important parts of my growth as a human being.

A few weeks back: I said aloud that I swear my life to Allah, and I will never change my mind again.

Then I go and write this article about Allah being a dragon.

Curses upon me on this day.

This is an official written declaration today:

My Life Belongs to Allah, and I will never question the Authority of the Allah's apostle or his Holy Book, the Qur'an.

I will never break my covenant with God again.
 Quoting: TsafirKamel


Salam Alikum. "I will never break my covenant with God again." always remember this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14687078


resist
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You are all being very ignorant
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......says the one who believes in Fairytales
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another 1 star

i love bacon
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another 1 star

i love bacon
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and ham!
oh yum!
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Yesterday, I wrote an article that said Allah is a purple dragon, and that you are allowed to get drunk and have tattoos. I was attempting to write a satire, and write an excuse to change the rules of Islam.

This conversion to Islam is very hard because I grew up listening to rock and roll, having lots of sex, doing lots of drugs, getting lots of tattoos, et cetera.

There are many demonistic forces in me that Hollywood has created through their perversion and filth. This is why I have gone to war with Hollywood because I know my purity has been obstructed because of the images and music they create.

Today, I continued saying that Allah is a dragon, and that Muslims can do whatever the fuck they want, and a giant Thunderstorm struck where I am at putting out the power.

My television is currently playing static because the cable is out.

Islam is the truth, and I cannot circumvent the truth.

As you may or may not know, I am a prolific writer.

I write many, many aritcles and notes as a form of artisitc expression.

Please check the date of any article I wrote before assuming I currently believe what I wrote in the past.

All of my writings are part of my spiritual growth.

Allah is God. Islam is the truth. There is no other way.

If you see an article that says otherwise, check the date as I have written much in the past that was against Islam, but I will not delete these writings becaue I believe they are important parts of my growth as a human being.

A few weeks back: I said aloud that I swear my life to Allah, and I will never change my mind again.

Then I go and write this article about Allah being a dragon.

Curses upon me on this day.

This is an official written declaration today:

My Life Belongs to Allah, and I will never question the Authority of the Allah's apostle or his Holy Book, the Qur'an.

I will never break my covenant with God again.
 Quoting: TsafirKamel


My brother: Jesus is real: GadDaffi, are in hell because he said he did not believe in Jesus THAT'S WHAT HE SAID JESUS SHOW THIS TO PEOPLE WHO WAS TAKEN TO HELL AND BACK

I then saw Col. Muammar Gaddafi, who was recently killed by the rebels in Libya. He said “he is there because he didn’t believe in Jesus”. I was shown how he lived his life on earth. He had a magic chain which helped him vanish when the NATO forces and rebels attacked him. However, on that fateful day, after bathing he forget to put on the chain he got from an occult grand master in India. He said, “I should tell all Libya, sons and wife to turn to Christianity”. He said “he is suffering terribly and if they do not change, they would all end up in the place where he is”. He even said, “those who killed me should not come here”. He then requested for a drop of water.
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Admit it OP, what really attracted to Islam was the 72 virgins in heaven? Hot damn I want me some of that.

Or actually probably the part about Mohammed molesting 9 year olds? Am I getting warm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14318781


At what point does 72 virgins sound good when you leave your psychical body here. So for the rest of eternity you will have 72 woman telling you what to do....I want zero!!!
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...Safir...."May a thousand bees be upon your buttocks"...!Sez allah...s226
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You are all being very ignorant
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Coming from a man with a blind belief of an old book.
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allah is full of shit
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There is no allah, it's a false god.
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Follow his examples, screw a child and kill a christian. The devil will take you back once you have purged your goodness and replaced it with the evil that is the religion of Obama.

Mooslims dont ya know.

Their profit was a pedophile and the religion is a backwards way of life that harkens back to the feudal days of our great, great great grandfathers.

Grow up and come into the modern age and learn what love is and how to spread it, instead of your hatred that you spread now. Nothing says I love you like an IED or blowing uop a bus full of people that dont agree with you. What a way to live life. Stupid Mooslims.
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Why did you become a Muslim ?
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And did you say that you were Jewish ?
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My brother: Jesus is real: GadDaffi, are in hell because he said he did not believe in Jesus THAT'S WHAT HE SAID JESUS SHOW THIS TO PEOPLE WHO WAS TAKEN TO HELL AND BACK

I then saw Col. Muammar Gaddafi, who was recently killed by the rebels in Libya. He said “he is there because he didn’t believe in Jesus”. I was shown how he lived his life on earth. He had a magic chain which helped him vanish when the NATO forces and rebels attacked him. However, on that fateful day, after bathing he forget to put on the chain he got from an occult grand master in India. He said, “I should tell all Libya, sons and wife to turn to Christianity”. He said “he is suffering terribly and if they do not change, they would all end up in the place where he is”. He even said, “those who killed me should not come here”. He then requested for a drop of water.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14684891


Well said, there is no way but through the door, Jesus.

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