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Allah is Really Angry with Me

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/20/2012 08:38 AM
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Way to go muslims.
Use GLP to propogate your cult.
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04/20/2012 08:40 AM
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Oh it's been worse, since we always blaspheme their false God they don't like it.
Even Anders

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04/20/2012 08:43 AM
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Yesterday, I wrote an article that said Allah is a purple dragon, and that you are allowed to get drunk and have tattoos. I was attempting to write a satire, and write an excuse to change the rules of Islam.

This conversion to Islam is very hard because I grew up listening to rock and roll, having lots of sex, doing lots of drugs, getting lots of tattoos, et cetera.

There are many demonistic forces in me that Hollywood has created through their perversion and filth. This is why I have gone to war with Hollywood because I know my purity has been obstructed because of the images and music they create.

Today, I continued saying that Allah is a dragon, and that Muslims can do whatever the fuck they want, and a giant Thunderstorm struck where I am at putting out the power.

My television is currently playing static because the cable is out.

Islam is the truth, and I cannot circumvent the truth.

As you may or may not know, I am a prolific writer.

I write many, many aritcles and notes as a form of artisitc expression.

Please check the date of any article I wrote before assuming I currently believe what I wrote in the past.

All of my writings are part of my spiritual growth.

Allah is God. Islam is the truth. There is no other way.

If you see an article that says otherwise, check the date as I have written much in the past that was against Islam, but I will not delete these writings becaue I believe they are important parts of my growth as a human being.

A few weeks back: I said aloud that I swear my life to Allah, and I will never change my mind again.

Then I go and write this article about Allah being a dragon.

Curses upon me on this day.

This is an official written declaration today:

My Life Belongs to Allah, and I will never question the Authority of the Allah's apostle or his Holy Book, the Qur'an.

I will never break my covenant with God again.
 Quoting: TsafirKamel


Allah, God or who/whatt ever.

Just for the Allah, God or what ever believers.

- First start believing in yourself and not some fake ass guy that doesn't do shit, maby shit but thats all.
- Second, your all retard aslong as you believe in a book. Start reading harry Potter and believe it, then you can pray to the great almighty Harry Potter.

Or just believe in scientology, a religion writen in a (yes) book.

retard

Last Edited by Even Anders on 04/20/2012 08:44 AM
You are your own Guru!
Anonymous Coward
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04/20/2012 10:29 AM
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Aren't you a supposedly a Christian from Jewish parents who loves Islam? Now you're Muslim?

I think you have a religious identity crisis....

The religious mind controllers love people like you.

scratching1doh1bash
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clappa
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04/20/2012 10:52 AM
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Yesterday, I wrote an article that said Allah is a purple dragon, and that you are allowed to get drunk and have tattoos. I was attempting to write a satire, and write an excuse to change the rules of Islam.

This conversion to Islam is very hard because I grew up listening to rock and roll, having lots of sex, doing lots of drugs, getting lots of tattoos, et cetera.

There are many demonistic forces in me that Hollywood has created through their perversion and filth. This is why I have gone to war with Hollywood because I know my purity has been obstructed because of the images and music they create.

Today, I continued saying that Allah is a dragon, and that Muslims can do whatever the fuck they want, and a giant Thunderstorm struck where I am at putting out the power.

My television is currently playing static because the cable is out.

Islam is the truth, and I cannot circumvent the truth.

As you may or may not know, I am a prolific writer.

I write many, many aritcles and notes as a form of artisitc expression.

Please check the date of any article I wrote before assuming I currently believe what I wrote in the past.

All of my writings are part of my spiritual growth.

Allah is God. Islam is the truth. There is no other way.

If you see an article that says otherwise, check the date as I have written much in the past that was against Islam, but I will not delete these writings becaue I believe they are important parts of my growth as a human being.

A few weeks back: I said aloud that I swear my life to Allah, and I will never change my mind again.

Then I go and write this article about Allah being a dragon.

Curses upon me on this day.

This is an official written declaration today:

My Life Belongs to Allah, and I will never question the Authority of the Allah's apostle or his Holy Book, the Qur'an.

I will never break my covenant with God again.
 Quoting: TsafirKamel

funny
the anticommunist and anti nazi
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04/20/2012 11:01 AM
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Ask for the fucking chosen one, he will help. christianity one, he is wise and shit just ask him and he will help
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04/20/2012 11:02 AM

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another 1 star

i love bacon
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and ham!
oh yum!
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He will send Muhammad to screw your little sister>
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04/20/2012 11:04 AM
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Islam is not the truth and did not even exist before the Vatican created it in the 7th century AD.
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04/20/2012 11:08 AM
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Alah is mostly angry with himself for being a gay pedophile with a taste for beacon.

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