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FACT: Kundalini, Reiki is a Demon! Don't Be Deceived!

 
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Jesus was a healer. so i have a major problem with condemning all healing techniques.

we are given many powers. few choose to utilize them, due to stigmas, accusations, and executions. it's a shame, really.
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Lisa Lisa Lisa,

Be cautious in what you "believe" in

Love and Gratitude
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FIrst of all Jesus is not a God but just simple prophet.

One day i told my father some ppl believe in usa what Jesus is God. So he said Wtf? :D Bile sez Jesus was SON OF GOD LIKE WE ALL ARE! Jesus learned Reiki and use it. I met him and more 2 prophets in the void. So Lisa you very wrong. God would say you deceiver.

ANd yes i had reiki atunment. And yes i heal myself, and yes am so full of love. My nightmares almost stoped after reiki atunment. Now i dream more heaven than hell. And now i know if you have hear you go directly to hell. So i think Lisa your Fake fugure in Name of GOD Jesus will go with you to hell.

You sound too Religious fanatic. Its time you to shut up.

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i hope you realize christianity is just paganism with some sugar on it and 666mg of ignorance.
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Absolutely correct! Christianity was modelled to be an easy pill for the pagan tribes of Europe to swallow.

Opie, allow me to present a few facts.
Each christian holiday is stolen from a pagan rite/tradition.

Let's start the the Celtic New Yr. This would be Samhain, which falls roughly on the 1st of November. (It's all based on astrology, and yes, the pagans were very knowledgable about astology.) Samhain is the Celtic Festival of the Dead- it's purpose: to HONOUR the dead. (So, don't start slanderizing what you know nothing about.) You and most chrisitans celebrate this holiday as Halloween, though it is gradually being phased out and watered down. It took centeries to corrupt this pagan festival, and even still, there are those who still celebrate Samhain by the old traditions.

Next, Yule, otherwise known as Xmas. This holiday celebrated the Winter Solstice, which envolves the sun. It is the BIRTH of the SUN, you nitwit! Not the birth of som HUMAN! It was the return of light, the longest night, after which the days would grow longer.

I'm skipping over a few, but you're not likely to know much about the others. We come now to the Goddess Ester- she is a personification of the female energy of nature, the spring. Her symbols of FERTILITY were the rabbit and the egg. You know this as a very pointless christian holiday called Easter. Another stolen tradition.

What's it called, that catholic holiday in summer- lammas day or something...it is stolen from Lughnasadh, the summer solstice, the logest day, and was celebrated with games.

Now, I strongly advise you to start doing some heavy research into the true origins and history of the shit you're preaching, before you lead some innocent fool astray.
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Satan is a lying, seducing, deceiver.
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Lisa: you worry me. You have recently been going down this path that everything is evil except what you believe in. Did it ever occur to you, that the great deceiver you call Satan could be deceiving you also???? or is your EGO so big, that you think you cannot be deceived????

The man in the vid sitting in the chair is clueless about Reiki. I am a level 3 Reiki person, & I can assure you I nor any other practitioner calls on any demons, let alone one called Pheonix. We call on the God source, the pure Divine light of the Creator & no one else. Really, you need not be so trusting of these fake vids who clearly have an agenda.

I could not even bring myself to watch the rest of the trash.

Lisa....time to step back from the bible & get a new perspective on things.
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Lisa Lisa Lisa,

Be cautious in what you "believe" in

Love and Gratitude
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woord up xD
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)
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rememba: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH

LiGHT = iNFORMATiON ;D

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So many of you have fallen under this deception, just look at the comments. I expected to be fully attacked and mocked, but I will continue to speak out against demonic teachings as long as the Lord leads me to.

Please people, atleast think about this. Pray to your father in heaven and ask Him about this. There is a battle for your soul going on right now!

Seek the truth, before it's too late.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


dont you see why so many people are against this nonsense you post. It is YOU who are following the dark

we are trying to tell you, YOU NEED TO WAKE UP.

The deceiver has you, not us. Go inside and ask what is true. The Father is inside you, just ask.

Please wake up soon
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YES

what this person says

I believe to be true

and the most fair way

ASK YOUR HIGHER-SELF

if you even know

where ''it is'' hahaah

listen - THE BATTLE IS WITHIN

once you win there

outside is a joke : D
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SOOO..True Well said WuDStefoto
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Lisa*Lisa, your avatar is totally an occult symbol. lol
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hahahaha

you know..

Ive been thinking the same

for months now.. : D

just doesnt felt like

wasting energy on writting it

^^ ;DD PEACE is aim

ONE LOVE
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yeah, ive wondered that too. looks along the same lines as NiP...

bhuddist?
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OP is demonizing knowledge.

It extends from the creation of "Christianity" by the devil, who took Christ consciousness knowledge from those ascended ones and turned it into something you drink beer to and support an evil nation and war with.
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They literally metaphorically drink the blood of Christ.

This is symbolic for destroying all the is sacred, IE: True Christ-hood.
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Just read page 5.


Owned.
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Just read page 5.


Owned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14758511


: D

I am really

happy to see so much

REAL HUMANS

coming with adequate answers

to something sO SO like this thread ;DD

word up - keep the truth alive

in each one of us : ))))

ASK SELF - before ask others
;D
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)
-> (THERE iS NO REAL RAP ON TV or RADiOs) <-
is the only way youths listen to
the Prophets !!!


PROOF -> CAN YOU CATCH iT???

[link to www.youtube.com]

rememba: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH

LiGHT = iNFORMATiON ;D

peace2daUNIVERSE
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Just read page 5.


Owned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14758511


: D

I am really

happy to see so much

REAL HUMANS

coming with adequate answers

to something sO SO like this thread ;DD

word up - keep the truth alive

in each one of us : ))))

ASK SELF - before ask others
;D
 Quoting: WuDStefoto


Agree!
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Satan is a lying, seducing, deceiver.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Lisa: you worry me. You have recently been going down this path that everything is evil except what you believe in. Did it ever occur to you, that the great deceiver you call Satan could be deceiving you also???? or is your EGO so big, that you think you cannot be deceived????

The man in the vid sitting in the chair is clueless about Reiki. I am a level 3 Reiki person, & I can assure you I nor any other practitioner calls on any demons, let alone one called Pheonix. We call on the God source, the pure Divine light of the Creator & no one else. Really, you need not be so trusting of these fake vids who clearly have an agenda.

I could not even bring myself to watch the rest of the trash.

Lisa....time to step back from the bible & get a new perspective on things.
 Quoting: ohhappydays


Im in love with you just from your few words hf



i hope you realize christianity is just paganism with some sugar on it and 666mg of ignorance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


Absolutely correct! Christianity was modelled to be an easy pill for the pagan tribes of Europe to swallow.

Opie, allow me to present a few facts.
Each christian holiday is stolen from a pagan rite/tradition.

Let's start the the Celtic New Yr. This would be Samhain, which falls roughly on the 1st of November. (It's all based on astrology, and yes, the pagans were very knowledgable about astology.) Samhain is the Celtic Festival of the Dead- it's purpose: to HONOUR the dead. (So, don't start slanderizing what you know nothing about.) You and most chrisitans celebrate this holiday as Halloween, though it is gradually being phased out and watered down. It took centeries to corrupt this pagan festival, and even still, there are those who still celebrate Samhain by the old traditions.

Next, Yule, otherwise known as Xmas. This holiday celebrated the Winter Solstice, which envolves the sun. It is the BIRTH of the SUN, you nitwit! Not the birth of som HUMAN! It was the return of light, the longest night, after which the days would grow longer.

I'm skipping over a few, but you're not likely to know much about the others. We come now to the Goddess Ester- she is a personification of the female energy of nature, the spring. Her symbols of FERTILITY were the rabbit and the egg. You know this as a very pointless christian holiday called Easter. Another stolen tradition.

What's it called, that catholic holiday in summer- lammas day or something...it is stolen from Lughnasadh, the summer solstice, the logest day, and was celebrated with games.

Now, I strongly advise you to start doing some heavy research into the true origins and history of the shit you're preaching, before you lead some innocent fool astray.
 Quoting: Celt 14702587


Lithuania was the last country in the Europe turned from pegan to chritianity. They ofered poor ppl clothes if they join in christianity. Before that was so many blood in name of what? GOD. And now we must celebrate chritians holidays, who murdered our ancestors or politically manipulated dumb ppl

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Usual crap from christains
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I am a Reiki master.

I'm not even gonna address that idiot's video, that's trying to spread all those lies. Any MORAN that's so incompetent he can't even pronounce a simple 2-syllable word doesn't deserve any of my attention or energy. It's not pronounced ree-ky, it's ray-ky.

Reiki is completely unrelated to kundalini energy, that's like comparing apples to peas.

Yes, Jesus did use Reiki! It's the same energy Jesus used to heal, just a different way of calling in the energy.
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Satan is a lying, seducing, deceiver.
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Lisa: you worry me. You have recently been going down this path that everything is evil except what you believe in. Did it ever occur to you, that the great deceiver you call Satan could be deceiving you also???? or is your EGO so big, that you think you cannot be deceived????

The man in the vid sitting in the chair is clueless about Reiki. I am a level 3 Reiki person, & I can assure you I nor any other practitioner calls on any demons, let alone one called Pheonix. We call on the God source, the pure Divine light of the Creator & no one else. Really, you need not be so trusting of these fake vids who clearly have an agenda.

I could not even bring myself to watch the rest of the trash.

Lisa....time to step back from the bible & get a new perspective on things.
 Quoting: ohhappydays



There is only one way, Christ Jesus. You ask her to step away from the Word of God, i say to Lisa, stand firm and fight the good fight against all evil and ungodliness.


2 Timothy 3:13-27

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"But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived."

"But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;"

"And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus."

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

"That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works."
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Lisa,
Did you even go inside and ask what is true before you posted this drivel?
do you even know who you are hearing from?
do you surround yourself with the Fathers Love to block dark entities before meditating?

it really doesnt sound like it.

go with love and stay away from fear before posting anymore
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I am a Reiki master.

I'm not even gonna address that idiot's video, that's trying to spread all those lies. Any MORAN that's so incompetent he can't even pronounce a simple 2-syllable word doesn't deserve any of my attention or energy. It's not pronounced ree-ky, it's ray-ky.

Reiki is completely unrelated to kundalini energy, that's like comparing apples to peas.

Yes, Jesus did use Reiki! It's the same energy Jesus used to heal, just a different way of calling in the energy.
 Quoting: SuperManny


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This is true. Stay away from this stuff.
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OP, If you truly believe in Jesus then you should have nothing to fear. Even when yoga or Reiki is done with love it can not be "evil" and hurt you. Evil only effects those open to it and there are many peaceful people that do Yoga and Reiki all the time without these issues.

On anthoner note:
-Instead of saying "FACT" you should say "Theory"

-It's not always nice to just post something and run off... if you are going to post something you believe in you better stick around to back it up...

Peace be with you
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So many of you have fallen under this deception, just look at the comments. I expected to be fully attacked and mocked, but I will continue to speak out against demonic teachings as long as the Lord leads me to.

Please people, atleast think about this. Pray to your father in heaven and ask Him about this. There is a battle for your soul going on right now!

Seek the truth, before it's too late.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


You do understand that the bible has those mechanics (if you believe anything else you are falling into the devils trap) to keep you roped into a belief structure that has been used to control a populous don't you? You can believe whatever you want but don't shove your beliefs down peoples throat... kthxbye christard.
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So many of you have fallen under this deception, just look at the comments. I expected to be fully attacked and mocked, but I will continue to speak out against demonic teachings as long as the Lord leads me to.

Please people, atleast think about this. Pray to your father in heaven and ask Him about this. There is a battle for your soul going on right now!

Seek the truth, before it's too late.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa
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This stuff is all witchcraft, all of it. Kundalini, Reiki, Astral travel, OBE, tarrot cards, spirit guides, all of it is witchcraft.

500 Year Old Mystery Revealed: The Kundalini Slumber and The Shekinah - Michael Hoggard : I don't endorse the first half regarding "the shekinah" because I haven't researched that, but I do endorse the second half regarding the Kundalini demon.




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From occult yoga to Jesus Christ- My strong testimony!




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The Dangers of Reiki Exposed part 1- This is part 1, the other parts are available on youtube. Here is a link [link to video.godlikeproductions.com]




Former Spiritualist testimony (1 of 2) - Spiritualism - Spirit guides - Meditation - OBE : The other part is available to watch on youtube, here is the link [link to video.godlikeproductions.com]



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BITCH, YOU CRAZY
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Lisa,

The opposite of love is fear.

You spread fear. Look at your own words.

"battle for your soul". "before its too late"
You spread fear and judgment, not love.
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Here is where i shove something down your throat. Why is it that anything that deviates from your bible even the slightest is something that the devil did? Could it be possible that your bible is wrong and another religion is the true path? The pure and simple fact is... there are many religions that claim the same as you. Guess they are all wrong and you are right eh? How smug and close minded you are. Silly ape :)
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It must be burn the witch season.
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I guess posters have lost objectivity completely, the ones who believe in their beloved practices want to say the topic is only about fear of unknown and, on the other hand, the usual Christians believe Kundalini is the same thing as Reiki and other stuff. We outta pay attention. There are people who have given testimony of their OWN real experiences which some here prefer to disregard as nothing. People who used to practice that sort of thing and were eventually anti-Christian and LATER ON BECAME CHRISTIANS due to these attacks and not just the other way around, not just people with mere "theories".

A common denominator is the healing which afterwards become a real pain in the life of the healer! It's not just about passing energy via hands like superficial likeness of treatment between Christ and his disciples what worries me but MAINLY WHAT SORT OF ENERGY ARE WE DEALING HERE. That's the issue. Perhaps some former Reiki practicioners would like to quote the names of the entities involved. I heard Nabu or Nebu in one of the youtube interviews? I mean, what's the origin of that thing. Let's suppose is Japanese, is it related to a pagan creature worshipped in Japan or what and who? Interesting is in one of the interviews the woman said she was really healing and seeing things but then things started to change and she saw little sort of aliens and she had to put a "device' in the ass of people and scanning..... and in my research I've found out the gray Ets is part of a psycho phenomena that started in specific data and the experiences are often at night or are remembered under hypnose due to the trauma. Many UFO "contacted ones" do practice things which belong to occult like automatic reading, mediunism and so on.

Now, Kundalini is something else.
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So many of you have fallen under this deception, just look at the comments. I expected to be fully attacked and mocked, but I will continue to speak out against demonic teachings as long as the Lord leads me to.

Please people, atleast think about this. Pray to your father in heaven and ask Him about this. There is a battle for your soul going on right now!

Seek the truth, before it's too late.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa



Psalm 97

King James Version (KJV)


Psalm 97

"The LORD reigneth; let the earth rejoice; let the multitude of isles be glad thereof."

"Clouds and darkness are round about him: righteousness and judgment are the habitation of his throne."

"A fire goeth before him, and burneth up his enemies round about."

"His lightnings enlightened the world: the earth saw, and trembled."

"The hills melted like wax at the presence of the LORD, at the presence of the Lord of the whole earth."

"The heavens declare his righteousness, and all the people see his glory."

"Confounded be all they that serve graven images, that boast themselves of idols: worship him, all ye gods."

"Zion heard, and was glad; and the daughters of Judah rejoiced because of thy judgments, O LORD."

"For thou, LORD, art high above all the earth: thou art exalted far above all gods."

"Ye that love the LORD, hate evil: he preserveth the souls of his saints; he delivereth them out of the hand of the wicked."

"Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart."

"Rejoice in the LORD, ye righteous; and give thanks at the remembrance of his holiness."

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