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Jack Van Impe Is Funny.

 
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Jack Van Impe Is Funny.
This dude has been preaching the end forever. Lol. He's on right now, and his message hasn't changed in years. We're right around the corner from Armageddon. I do have to say, that he is pretty entertaining with all his emphasis on certain words, and big hand gestures. The best part is when he does the surprised look and his eyes open up really wide. Lol. I must be really tired tonight.
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Rexella has the Christian Bitch From Hell thing down pat....
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Snarf is funny.
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Rexella has the Christian Bitch From Hell thing down pat....
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No kidding. She looks like a talking mannequin.
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I love when he turns into a Bible verse machine gun. Just spitting out verses as fast as he can, rapid fire, so fast you can barely even understand what he's saying, let alone process the meaning.
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I love when he turns into a Bible verse machine gun. Just spitting out verses as fast as he can, rapid fire, so fast you can barely even understand what he's saying, let alone process the meaning.
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Lol. That's good. A bible verse machine gun. Lol.
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You need to think in terms of scope. 10 or even 30 years, in a relative sense, is just a drop in the ocean.
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Re: Jack Van Impe Is Funny.
I love when he turns into a Bible verse machine gun. Just spitting out verses as fast as he can, rapid fire, so fast you can barely even understand what he's saying, let alone process the meaning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10515656


Lol. That's good. A bible verse machine gun. Lol.
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All of a sudden I'm thinking of the Simpsons episode where Bart plays a Bible based video game with Rod and Todd Flanders LOL.
No one is perfect. A babe before walking will first stumble and fall many times but NEVER gives up until he succeeds.

Always remember, ultimately, to never follow any person's belief. Your relationship with God is between you and God.

If nothing else, remember this: religion = subservience, control and conformity, the same template as EVERY government

"Most believers would kill truth if truth threatened their religion." L. K. Washburn

"This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves." Robert Ingersoll

"If anyone wants to know how God feels, it's a warm light as if the sun is poking through dark clouds and lifting your spirits with pure joy."
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Re: Jack Van Impe Is Funny.
I love when he turns into a Bible verse machine gun. Just spitting out verses as fast as he can, rapid fire, so fast you can barely even understand what he's saying, let alone process the meaning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10515656


Lol. That's good. A bible verse machine gun. Lol.
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All of a sudden I'm thinking of the Simpsons episode where Bart plays a Bible based video game with Rod and Todd Flanders LOL.
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Billy Graham's Bible Blaster. Classic.

chuckle
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Re: Jack Van Impe Is Funny.
I love when he turns into a Bible verse machine gun. Just spitting out verses as fast as he can, rapid fire, so fast you can barely even understand what he's saying, let alone process the meaning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10515656


Lol. That's good. A bible verse machine gun. Lol.
 Quoting: Snarf


All of a sudden I'm thinking of the Simpsons episode where Bart plays a Bible based video game with Rod and Todd Flanders LOL.
 Quoting: ajk


Billy Graham's Bible Blaster. Classic.

chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10515656


That'd be the one lol.
No one is perfect. A babe before walking will first stumble and fall many times but NEVER gives up until he succeeds.

Always remember, ultimately, to never follow any person's belief. Your relationship with God is between you and God.

If nothing else, remember this: religion = subservience, control and conformity, the same template as EVERY government

"Most believers would kill truth if truth threatened their religion." L. K. Washburn

"This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves." Robert Ingersoll

"If anyone wants to know how God feels, it's a warm light as if the sun is poking through dark clouds and lifting your spirits with pure joy."
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I love that show! I think it is so funny. I like the expressions on Rexella's face too, they are both a riot.
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I love when he turns into a Bible verse machine gun. Just spitting out verses as fast as he can, rapid fire, so fast you can barely even understand what he's saying, let alone process the meaning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10515656


Lol. That's good. A bible verse machine gun. Lol.
 Quoting: Snarf


All of a sudden I'm thinking of the Simpsons episode where Bart plays a Bible based video game with Rod and Todd Flanders LOL.
 Quoting: ajk


Billy Graham's Bible Blaster. Classic.

chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10515656


Freakin' awesome!
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Rexella has the Christian Bitch From Hell thing down pat....
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No! She is very sweet and funny.
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She still gets nervous and botches her lines on each and every telecast ... which is kind of endearing.

Also, she must really love Jack after hearing him say the same stuff over-and-over-and-over-and-over again for so many years.

I guess it would be nice to have someone sincerely say "oh wow" every time I said the same stupid shit.
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Re: Jack Van Impe Is Funny.
This dude has been preaching the end forever. Lol. He's on right now, and his message hasn't changed in years. We're right around the corner from Armageddon. I do have to say, that he is pretty entertaining with all his emphasis on certain words, and big hand gestures. The best part is when he does the surprised look and his eyes open up really wide. Lol. I must be really tired tonight.
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Just buy his next book and video and shut the fuck up, asshole.

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