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Setting up Celebrity Mythology

 
MK_Ultra
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04/23/2012 07:20 AM
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Setting up Celebrity Mythology
Hello everyone!

Everyone says that we worship celebrities. Anyway, I know I do and I know I'm not the only one. So then it hit me that as long as we are worshiping celebrities, we should do it the right way by assigning them to the ancient Greek Gods.

This is what I've come up with so far:

ZEUS (King of All Gods) - Liam Neelson
APOLLO (Sun God) - JON GOSSELIN
ATHENA (Queen of the Gods) - DEMI MOORE
HADES (Lord of the Underworld) - CLINT EASTWOOD
POSEIDON (King of the Sea) - John Goodman
MARS (God of War) - SEAN CONNERY
MERCURY (Messenger) - MARY JANE OLSON
MARY MAGDALENE - KATE MOSS



Basically, I put the best celebrities with the best Greek Gods. The legends can stay the same, just remember who plays who in your head when reading them on the holy days.

Do you have any suggestions for who could play other celebrity mythological figures?
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04/23/2012 07:21 AM
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Re: Setting up Celebrity Mythology
I never see anyone worshipping the celbrities you listed. Flop list tbh.
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04/23/2012 07:26 AM
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Re: Setting up Celebrity Mythology
Flop list?

Whatever. All of those people are CELEBRITIES. That's all that matters.

I don't see how you can call CLINT EASTWOOD a flop, that's just silly.
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