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So David Wilcock, Drake and Ben Fulford Walk Into A Bar

 
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Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin.

Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me.

Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin?

David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens.

Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009?

Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce.

Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down.

David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender.

Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work.

Ben Fulford: What are those?

Bartender: There right in front of you.

Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything.

Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them.

Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap.

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Not funny....sniff, snoooort, sniff, sniff....more coke Benny snap snap...really was funny...(hubby clamping my tits nun chucks)...OUCH....
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STFU SHILLS!

Bullford's elite 5d deep space ninja dinosaur squad will save the world!!!

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06/05/2012 06:05 AM
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brilliant! you need to do one on that failed actress kerry from the bullshitting project bullshit clan....with rch?
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brilliant! you need to do one on that failed actress kerry from the bullshitting project bullshit clan....with rch?
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next installment coming soon
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STFU SHILLS!

Bullford's elite 5d deep space ninja dinosaur squad will save the world!!!

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cruiseclinton no
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funny
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Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin.

Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me.

Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin?

David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens.

Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009?

Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce.

Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down.

David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender.

Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work.

Ben Fulford: What are those?

Bartender: There right in front of you.

Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything.

Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them.

Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap.

 Quoting: Mass Psuedo Arrests 149051


1rof1

That is AWESOME - thanks for that laugh. Got any more like this?
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lol
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!!COCKED!!
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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applause1rof1uratwirl

lolatu
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David Wilcock: Drake, may I push your stool in for you?

Drake: Why certainly you can David, let me just reach around and adjust this for you first.
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06/29/2012 05:23 PM
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Simply Brilliant OP, and very relevant to Drake and Fraudcock's 72 hour window started 2 days ago.
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I think this joke applies quite well for today.

As Drake's claimed 72 hour window for arrests has come to an end and he is a no show for his program. rofl
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I think this joke applies quite well for today.

As Drake's claimed 72 hour window for arrests has come to an end and he is a no show for his program. rofl
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bump
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youfunny

You funny dawg.
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:youfunny:

You funny dawg.
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lol
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Thread: Salusa, Galactic Federation etc (Page 11)
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Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin.

Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me.

Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin?

David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens.

Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009?

Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce.

Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down.

David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender.

Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work.

Ben Fulford: What are those?

Bartender: There right in front of you.

Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything.

Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them.

Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap.

 Quoting: Mass Psuedo Arrests 149051


1rof1

That is AWESOME - thanks for that laugh. Got any more like this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18589709


lmao
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WOW! This thread took off!!! lol Glad you all liked the joke
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08/03/2012 08:56 PM
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rofl
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Awesome
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WOW! This thread took off!!! lol Glad you all liked the joke
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LOL!!! We want more!!! PIN!!!
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08/30/2012 05:00 AM
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It's funny how all the anti-Wilcock shills think the joke is funny even when it's terrible.
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I'm an anti-Wilcock shill that thinks this joke is crappy
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Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin.

Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me.

Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin?

David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens.

Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009?

Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce.

Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down.

David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender.

Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work.

Ben Fulford: What are those?

Bartender: There right in front of you.

Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything.

Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them.

Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap.

 Quoting: Mass Psuedo Arrests 149051

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Pure gold!!!!!! ^5
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Looks like for once Fraudcock got 'cocked' by the bartender. rofl



Thread: The Man, The Lies, The Cock, David Shillcock -- Don't get 'cocked'
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1rof1
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.

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