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So David Wilcock, Drake and Ben Fulford Walk Into A Bar | |
| Mrs. Ben Fulford User ID: 17238986  United States06/05/2012 05:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin. Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me. Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin? David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens. Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009? Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce. Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down. David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender. Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work. Ben Fulford: What are those? Bartender: There right in front of you. Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything. Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them. Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap. Not funny....sniff, snoooort, sniff, sniff....more coke Benny snap snap...really was funny...(hubby clamping my tits nun chucks)...OUCH.... |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18589709  Egypt06/26/2012 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin. Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me. Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin? David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens. Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009? Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce. Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down. David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender. Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work. Ben Fulford: What are those? Bartender: There right in front of you. Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything. Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them. Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap.  That is AWESOME - thanks for that laugh. Got any more like this? |
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| Manu-Koelbren Shalom. User ID: 1312616  Spain07/08/2012 11:51 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  You funny dawg. "Your gates will be open continually; They will not be closed day or night, So that men may bring to you the wealth of the nations, With their kings led in procession. For the nation and the kingdom which will not serve you will perish, And the nations will be utterly ruined." |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 20051992 United States07/28/2012 05:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin. Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me. Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin? David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens. Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009? Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce. Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down. David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender. Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work. Ben Fulford: What are those? Bartender: There right in front of you. Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything. Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them. Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap. That is AWESOME - thanks for that laugh. Got any more like this?  |
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| Thor's Hamster User ID: 2285726 United States08/31/2012 01:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin. Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me. Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin? David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens. Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009? Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce. Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down. David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender. Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work. Ben Fulford: What are those? Bartender: There right in front of you. Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything. Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them. Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap.  Pure gold!!!!!! ^5 Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
| Thor's Hamster User ID: 2285726 United States08/31/2012 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Looks like for once Fraudcock got 'cocked' by the bartender. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13656875  Thread: The Man, The Lies, The Cock, David Shillcock -- Don't get 'cocked' Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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