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So David Wilcock, Drake and Ben Fulford Walk Into A Bar

 
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David Wilcock: Drake, may I push your stool in for you?

Drake: Why certainly you can David, let me just reach around and adjust this for you first.
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lmao
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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It's funny how all the anti-Wilcock shills think the joke is funny even when it's terrible.
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Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS
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ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS
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Thread: Psychic Hermaphrodite David Wilcock Exposed as a FRAUD and Con Artist

Many new agers get enchanted by stories told by David wilcock where he claims to be the reincarnation of many famous people. They pay for psychic readings, told that they too were famous people. Then they wake up to the scam, realizing Wilcock is full of it. By that time it's too late, they've been "cocked" by wilcock. They discover the no refunds policy.

Anyone who's followed wilcock for long knows all about his "ascension 2000" fail and how none of the Y2K meltdown occured that Wilcock predicted. That shut him up for a while because just before that he had moved to Virginia Beach trying his claim to fame by riding the coat-tails of the Edgar Cayce foundation until they kicked him out.

Then he moved up to Kentucky where Carla Rueckert was channeling Ra and the "Law of One" books, ( [link to www.scribd.com] and decided he could channel Ra, too. Never mind the fact that the original Ra channelings said specifically that RA could NEVER speak through anyone but Carla. Then Carla threw him out and I thought we'd seen the last of him, but he just keeps popping up like a bad hair day.

So he wrote a couple of books, but no publisher would touch them, and he finally just put them on his site. Then he hooked up with Wynn Free and convinced him he was Edgar Cayce, because he knew that Wynn could get published. After that book flopped he started doing "dream readings" thru his website. Only problem was, he was so bad at it that everybody was asking for a refund; that's why he now has a strict no-refund policy. So after that nobody would pay him for his terrible work and he had to quit.

Then he hooked up with ET researcher and author Scott Mandelker; toured with him a bit; did some shows with Art Bell and Wilcock thought he'd made the big time. Trouble is that Scott got wise to Wilcock and kicked him to the curb...

And so it goes... everyone he's ever worked with has thrown him out, but he keeps trying to con new people, and unfortunately people who are searching are too easily conned, and DW has discovered and exploited this.





David Wilcock is a psuedo guru, charlatan and rampant fucking idiot. This dude claims to be Edgar Cayce, Shakespeare and Pythagoras amongst many, many others. Noteably only famous people though lol. He puts out a bunch of 2012 bullshit on the web and basically takes you for a nice confusing, long winded ride, at your expense
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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Thread: New ager warning, David Wilcock refusing all refunds, don't get "cocked"

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Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Dear David Drake Ben Fulford,


"Until recently, mankind lived a satisfying control of its decisions. But it is losing more and more the control of its own fate because of the growing use of advanced technologies, which lethal consequences on the earthly and human ecosystems become irreversible. You are slowly but surely losing your extraordinary capacity to make life desirable. Your resilience will artificially decrease, independently of your own will. Such technologies exist that affect your body as well as your mind. Such plans are on their way."



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A.U.Y.V.N intelligence agency
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actually i recon the opposite is true... as usual with such lies the complete opposite IS true. For example to say that until recently mankind lived a satisfying control of its decisions is a joke! mankind hasnt had any control for hundreds if not 1000s of years.. it is just recently that the OPPOSITE has started to occur, we ARE regaining control, truth is coming out, corruption, violence and greed is being exposed on all levels of society and the tables are turning.. new technology to enslave us simply isnt working! cell phone and wifi been one example..dont effect me any more, no more headaches or weird heart racing from wifi or celphones..hf we are adapting and upgrading and the powers-that-were unknowingly are just making the change happen faster and we are getting stronger every day!!
Laugh all you like guys.. but youve lost already!!
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A round of SHILLCOCKERIES FOR ALL on me!!!

drinks
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A round of SHILLCOCKERIES FOR ALL on me!!!

drinks
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i'll drink to that!
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This thread pretty much some up the whole new age/freedom movement of the last two years rofl
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Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin.

Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me.

Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin?

David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens.

Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009?

Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce.

Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down.

David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender.

Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work.

Ben Fulford: What are those?

Bartender: There right in front of you.

Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything.

Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them.

Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap.

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Bravo,,,Best I have read,,Very funny
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Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin.

Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me.

Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin?

David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens.

Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009?

Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce.

Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down.

David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender.

Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work.

Ben Fulford: What are those?

Bartender: There right in front of you.

Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything.

Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them.

Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap.

 Quoting: Mass Psuedo Arrests 149051


Nice!
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You got that right OP, Wilcock, Drake and Fulford are nothing but liars and frauds. Wilcock is just gullible, but Drake and Fulford are PAID to put out their BS! Wilcock keeps putting out the FAKE garbage even after being told about REAL lawsuits such as Stew Webb's. Wilcock has intentionally misled and hid REAL whistleblowers like Stew Webb from his followers. Plus his channeling of Ra is against God and comes from the dark side so nothing he says can be trusted until he asks God for forgiveness for this sin!
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wilcock = fraud
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cruise nice one OP
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Did you hear that from Sean David Morton?
He read it out last year..
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Prediction:

The "Mass" Arrest begins when the last practicing Catholic stops practicing!
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Did you hear that from Sean David Morton?
He read it out last year..
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Actually I sent him the joke to read on the air after posting it here.

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