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Did a 13 year old write Iron Maiden's signature songs

 
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I was watching vh1's "that metal show" and they had the one of the guitar palyers from Iron Maiden on the show. Everyone was lauding this guy for waht great, brilliant songs that Iron Maiden has written.

Well, I nevere really heard Iron Miaden, so I wen to You Tube to investaigate and man what a joke!. I thought that bthye'd have some half-decent songs, but no every single song sounded like a 7th grader had wriitten it.

Is there another Iron Maiden, heavy metal band because the one I saw on You Tube somked beefsticks badly.

Dull boreing, feeble arpeggiso and then the lead lines were so rdicously feeble that I almost lsot my balls out of my underpants, from laughing so hard about how there had to be 2 Iron Maiden's, because the one I saw sucked sobaldy.
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You suck.
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Justin Bieber lover started this thread
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Iron maiden sound as Thick as a Brick.
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Guess you had to be there.
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Look at the way the OP spells!

Hah, hah!
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Up the irons !!
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Justin Bieber lover started this thread
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+1
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Here OP, this may be more to your liking....


I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

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For everybody else....


I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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PROBABLY.
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Iron Maiden is one of the oldest metal bands. Since it seems you just heard them, I would conclude that you are very young. Well, Iron Maiden might not sound like the crappy Nu Metal shit-bands you youngsters listen that they play 3 or 4 chords in total and they scream like someone have shoved a cucumber up their anuses, but I.M. is still a classic metal band and a pioneering one. Sorry, but you sound and spell like a kid. Now, go and listen to Justin Beiber or Lady Gaga while you masturbate and let metal bands alone.
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listen to the last frontier, their lates album.
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Here OP, this may be more to your liking....


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HOLY GOD

what the fuck was that?

i mean, i love and grew up with hair-bands.. that was ungodly awful! LOFL!
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Here OP, this may be more to your liking....


 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


HOLY GOD

what the fuck was that?

i mean, i love and grew up with hair-bands.. that was ungodly awful! LOFL!
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that is the thing of which nightmares are made..
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Do you think that Iron Maiden ever stopped and really listened to how shitty their songs really are.

I write riffs like them on the guitar and then throw they away, because I know that they suck. Yet Iron Maiden goes into a recording studio and the stupid record company spens a fortune perfecting these shitty songs and then you imbeciles rave about how great they are.

There music is a step or two down from AC/DC and their an average band, just simple bar chords, because they're shitty muscians also.

The lyrics suck, to Iron Maiden songs, alot of Fantasy garbage that sounds like a 10 year old wrote them. 2 guitar players, playing the same dull boring guitar riff,

This band hasn't progressed one bit since their first record, the same garbage songs.

Iron Maiden Sucks, Slipknot sucks, Metallica sucks, Mega-deth is alright, mainly because at least the lyrics have some thought put into them and actually make you think.

Antharx sucks, Thrash metal sucks, Speed metal sucks.

It isn't even worthy to be put in the same sentence as Led Zeppelin, no wonder why they hate being categorized as heavy metal.

It's because they know the same thing as I do, that all these heavy metal bands f'ing suck. They suck. Their songs suck.

I tired to watch some Iron Maiden videos on You Tube, after seeing the Metal Show vh1 show.

Eddie Trunk makes it all happen, he's the only good thing about heavy metal, the questions that he asks the bands.

Unfortunately he's so good at interviewing people that he motivates me to want to hear the bands music.

It all sucks
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If only you were standing next to me and said that...goaway
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Do you think that Iron Maiden ever stopped and really listened to how shitty their songs really are.

I write riffs like them on the guitar and then throw they away, because I know that they suck. Yet Iron Maiden goes into a recording studio and the stupid record company spens a fortune perfecting these shitty songs and then you imbeciles rave about how great they are.

There music is a step or two down from AC/DC and their an average band, just simple bar chords, because they're shitty muscians also.

The lyrics suck, to Iron Maiden songs, alot of Fantasy garbage that sounds like a 10 year old wrote them. 2 guitar players, playing the same dull boring guitar riff,

This band hasn't progressed one bit since their first record, the same garbage songs.

Iron Maiden Sucks, Slipknot sucks, Metallica sucks, Mega-deth is alright, mainly because at least the lyrics have some thought put into them and actually make you think.

Antharx sucks, Thrash metal sucks, Speed metal sucks.

It isn't even worthy to be put in the same sentence as Led Zeppelin, no wonder why they hate being categorized as heavy metal.

It's because they know the same thing as I do, that all these heavy metal bands f'ing suck. They suck. Their songs suck.

I tired to watch some Iron Maiden videos on You Tube, after seeing the Metal Show vh1 show.

Eddie Trunk makes it all happen, he's the only good thing about heavy metal, the questions that he asks the bands.

Unfortunately he's so good at interviewing people that he motivates me to want to hear the bands music.

It all sucks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 738892


inanity.
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Do you think that Iron Maiden ever stopped and really listened to how shitty their songs really are.

I write riffs like them on the guitar and then throw they away, because I know that they suck. Yet Iron Maiden goes into a recording studio and the stupid record company spens a fortune perfecting these shitty songs and then you imbeciles rave about how great they are.

There music is a step or two down from AC/DC and their an average band, just simple bar chords, because they're shitty muscians also.

The lyrics suck, to Iron Maiden songs, alot of Fantasy garbage that sounds like a 10 year old wrote them. 2 guitar players, playing the same dull boring guitar riff,

This band hasn't progressed one bit since their first record, the same garbage songs.

Iron Maiden Sucks, Slipknot sucks, Metallica sucks, Mega-deth is alright, mainly because at least the lyrics have some thought put into them and actually make you think.

Antharx sucks, Thrash metal sucks, Speed metal sucks.

It isn't even worthy to be put in the same sentence as Led Zeppelin, no wonder why they hate being categorized as heavy metal.

It's because they know the same thing as I do, that all these heavy metal bands f'ing suck. They suck. Their songs suck.

I tired to watch some Iron Maiden videos on You Tube, after seeing the Metal Show vh1 show.

Eddie Trunk makes it all happen, he's the only good thing about heavy metal, the questions that he asks the bands.

Unfortunately he's so good at interviewing people that he motivates me to want to hear the bands music.

It all sucks
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fine, but how far can you piss?
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If only you were standing next to me and said that...goaway
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Why would you defend such shitty music, that's downbred from half-way decent heavy music from the 70's.

It's down in the gutter, it lacks anything worth listening to. no sould, no balls ,no guts.

At least Black Sabbath had Bill Ward, probaly the best heavy metal drummer out of any of these piece of shit heavy metal bands of today.

Ozzy had the personality to make goofy words work. This guy from Iron Maiden, his nickname shoudl be "dickhead", because he's just singing this phony garbage and insulting me like I'm going to sink down to his immature level.

This guy's words suck so bad. "Run to the Hills" should win the stupidest fucking song award. Singing about Indians, fucking moronic. He didn't even take the plight of the Indians and mix it together with how where living today, at each others throats.

He's just singing about indians, liek some idiot kid wirting lyrics to the Saturday afternnon cowboy western.

All the other lyrics, like "fear of the Dark", has about as much passion as watching the movie "Scream", fucking B-grade movie to go witha B-grade sone and lyric.

I'm sorry but all these heavy metal bands on Sam Dunn's excellent heavy metal series suck dick.

The best thing about all these heavy metal bands is Sam Dunn's definite award winning movie making skills. Unfortunately for Sam, he's stuck studying these piece of shit bands
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hey OP, your mothers fat, and boring, and her armpits smell bad, and her vagina tastes like shit, and she raised a turd instead of a human being. you dont compare to Shakespeare or Mozart or Leonardo. why do you bother us all with your existence? dont you realize your flaws make you completely unworthy of love?

everyone who loves you is a moron, they waste their time. they could be loving movie stars and rich people instead.

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op is either a reallly shit troll, or just a bit dumb. with all the crap thats around these days that sounds like it took an hour to write at the most, maiden make people like gaga, jessie j and all the others, look like they shouldnt be further than pub entertainment.
sometimes a triangle is just a triangle.
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Oh, yeah one more comment. Winner of the sutpidest album title,"Number of the Beast". What a worthless pice of shit concept to call an album and they don't even talk about good vs. evil in a way that benefits the listener.

Nope, nothing interesting about revelation, fucking clueless dickheads. Every song's the same piece of shit guita riff, nice and fast and mindless with absolutely no thoguht put into it, except to see how many notes they can fit into one measure, to make up for the total lack of choice notes or lyircs for the enitre song.

Nah, why inspire your listners, whne you can just play as many haphazard notes, that sound the exact same on every mother f'ing song since 1982 or whnever they crawled out, from whatever rock they were hiding under.

You know why music sucks, it because of a-holes like Iron Fucking Maiden, putting out the same shitty, loud, no purpose music, inspiring other bands, who suck even more than they do to start bands.

The day Iron Maiden calls it quits, there's a party at my house.
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There music is a step or two down from AC/DC and their an average band, just simple bar chords, because they're shitty muscians also.


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AC/DC are shitty musicians?...

Are you fucking insane?
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Nah, why inspire your listners, whne you can just play as many haphazard notes, that sound the exact same on every mother f'ing song since 1982 or whnever they crawled out, from whatever rock they were hiding under.


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So post some of your riffs right here.

Let's hear 'em.
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op is either a reallly shit troll, or just a bit dumb.
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But he might be an awesome guitar player.

So OP, post those riffs!
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OPie is an uncreative dolt.
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op.....do your freakin research right.....dave murray and adrian smith were in the top five guitar players at the time........steve harris was at the top of his league.......guess you are a teenager cause if you would have experience maiden back in the 80`s you would be a die hard fan
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I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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KK Downing and Glenn Tipton are the <METAL GODS>
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