STFU WuDStefoto. Nobody likes your schizophrenic garbage. Your not cool, now leave your moms basement before she finds out what your doing.

Anyways... to the blonde/blue woman. Well, you seem to think you are hot. Strike ONE.

You seem to think you are cool (see above). Strike TWO.

You believe that you are always available for your husband?? I bet you lay on your back and repeat either "oh my God" or "I love you so much" or "lets make love my loving husband" over and over. Strike THREE.

Why don't you give your husband the hottest deepthroat BJ while he is watching porn?? How about copying what he likes on porn? All the nasty stuff with nasty talk, dropping lots of swear words. He would worship you!!! Trust me on this.